deliver me that bad news, baby

✿ Brooke ✿ she/her ✿ multifandom ✿this is my main✿                                                                 

[nonlynear]

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[real-language-facts]

couples costume idea: signifier and signified

[mummer]

“not unkindly” has to be one of the ultimate adverbs ever. Implies so much

[tepkunset]

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"

[ntrider]

girl having her fifth meltdown of the week on your dash just texted you "hi"

[hellynas]

Well, you know what they always used to say? You should picture your audience naked. Ugh, that's kinda creepy. And then, of course, when they get older, it's even nauseating. So that didn't work for me. But, you know what did? I would pick one person in the audience and I would do the show just for them.

HACKS (2021-)

[kosmogrl]

nevermind , nevermind, nevermind, I'll forget about it. I'll be good, I'll be fine, I can laugh about it

[robaran]

excerpts from noah wyle and sepideh moafi's interviews presented side by side. for no reason in particular at all. (credit)

[inkatesbush]

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

[miscelium]

rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

[snoopylovessoup]

[lhavdil]

a hometown is a type of dead wife

[lhavdil]

[valtsv]

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

[valtsv]

having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife

[gyrovagi]

unethical nonmonogamy where god is the third

[graceebooks]

the bitch wife should be one of the most revered and respected archetypes in our culture and yet she is constantly mocked and derided smh

[swamp-spirit]

The real horror of a Stepford Wives situation isn't 'the suburbs are creepy' or even 'conformity is creepy' or 'I don't wanna be replaced by a robot'

The horror is the idea that you might choose to spend your life with somebody only to realize they don't actually want a partner and friend, somebody with ambitions and thoughts and joy. They want somebody productive, compliant, and sexually available, and all your internal life is nothing but a barrier to that. That the person you love only loves what you do for them, and the less of the an actual person you are, the happier they are.