Bleh.

human, bored, an average tumblr being.

[rt0no]

[archive-i-wont-come-back-to]

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soft cottagecore smooch

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[takawbird]

late night realizations

[momo-de-avis]

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

[momo-de-avis]

STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK

[filthybonnet]

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

[where-the-fuck-is-he]

[rcmantiqve]

i… that’s him, isn’t it?

[fenkko]

[julieterbang]

mofu_sand

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[catchymemes]

[germsauce]

Not to kill your fun or anything my dude but I noticed you reblogged a picture of some place in Russia for the aesthetic and I just.... Do you even know what goes on in Russia? I try to stay away from reblogging anything about it and you should too....

im russian

[mostlygibberish]

[shaaknaa]

We’ve been cancelling Russia since the 50’s

[pyrrhiccomedy]

this bear? cancelled

this mountain? fucking cancelled

FUCK this lake

some people born hundreds of years after this thing was built suck shit so this building is now cancelled

MOSCOW? do you know who LIVES in Moscow?? like a lot of people actually, but also some bad people so NO PICTURES OF MOSCOW

COOL BUT CANCELLED. What happens in that building?? CORRUPTION probably, I don’t know, I didn’t look up what it was, but I know it’s in RUSSIA and we all know what HAPPENS IN RUSSIA

this SERENE yet ALIEN LANDSCAPE has been declared PROBLEMATIC

oh, do you like this?? do you find it…. ….””aesthetic””??? apparently you don’t know that Faberge eggs were popularized by Tsar Alexander III, who REVERSED MANY OF THE LIBERAL REFORMS OF HIS FATHER and can eat shit in general. that’s right Russia, I’m pulling receipts from 1885.

CANCELLED

[grumpyfaceurn]

#people paid real world money for this website#so beautiful#single tear

[everythingfox]

If his name isn’t Chug I’m going to be heavily disappointed 

[starlightandtears]

Lost in the sauce

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[rileyr0123]

[captain-winchester-27-deactivat]

Holy fuck😂

[satans-gal-pal]

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

[computationalcalculator]

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

[spidyspence]

[perpetually-pursued-by-a-bear]

Do y’all ever just get ANGRY about how cool technology is inevitably used for evil. Like, smart homes could be such an exciting concept?

Imagine: your home is entirely voice activated. You can run yourself a bath when you’re exhausted and sore without having to get up to turn the water on. You can alleviate your anxiety about having left the stove on without having to leave work. The roomba can find your glasses for you when you drop them and all you have to do is ask.

Now imagine that this is all on a closed circuit! Your TV can predict what shows you’ll like, but it won’t give that information to a company that will use it for disturbingly specific advertisement. And everything has manual overrides, just in case.

Can you imagine a future where every car is self-driving? Maybe even solar powered? Or better yet, apply those same concepts to widespread public transportation! We could almost completely eliminate traffic jams.

My house could feed my cats while I’m on vacation! My fridge could tell me when I’m low on milk! I could brew coffee without getting out of bed!

Hell, most of this stuff already exists!

But nooooo, I can’t have any of it because there are people and companies out there who will actively use that stuff against me and I don’t want fucking Amazon to know what kind of underwear I own.

I’m not bitter or anything.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

You can say capitalism

[mr-muppetface]

There's some hope, honestly. People in the open-source community have been doing some really awesome work on making decentralized, open-source, alternatives.

Mycroft is an open-source home assistant that can run on a Raspberry Pi (a computer the size of a deck of cards), and they have some dedicated hardware coming soon. It's in active development.

Home Assistant is a central hub for smart home devices, also free and open-source, and it can also run on a Pi. Or any other hardware you have lying around.

There's a world of self-hosted software out there that you can install and use for free on your own personal server, if you want to own your data instead of forking it over to the Facebooks and Googles of the world. A great place to start is switching.software. This will take a little bit of technical know-how, but thanks to programs like YunoHost, if you grab an old computer and your tech-savviest friend, it should be possible to have your own server up and running in a weekend.

We don't have to choose between privacy-destroying, immoral Silicon Valley tech or nothing. The open-source and self-hosting communities are actively developing and supporting non-capitalist alternatives. It's one of the reasons I think open-source software is so damn important: it's a reminder that code is not only for the rich and powerful.

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

[casctiel]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[psyducked]

how do you even notice that

[saccharinesylph]

LMAO

[heckadai]

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

[boobiemom]

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

[jimpluff]

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[shiruki]

[master-bison-deactivated2019102]

This feels like the polar opposite to that QUALITY cabbage animation.

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[heartsdesire456]

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

[ranger-truth]

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

[unnonexistence]

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

[crumplelush]

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

[aceofsquiddles]

[demansiabites]

Okay, but how is this

[time-traveling-fetus]

[dashbork]

I’m at a loss for words

[pyramidschemeofthesun]

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

[froginakettle]

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

[haru-se]

I never knew I needed this DUO.