ohio romanticizer

i love ohio. when i stand amongst the corn beneath the humid kiss of the august thunderheads i am at the height of my power

[ohiogothic]

DNI

Ohio haters. If you cannot listen to beauty whisper you will be deaf even when she screams.

Michigan football fans. You people are disgusting (people who like the state of Michigan are FINE. It’s your football fans I have a major problem with)

Anyone who has ever littered in Lake Erie. Her waves do not forgive and her depths will not forget.

DuPont and it’s supporters. I saw what you did to the Ohio River.

Campbells Soup and Monsanto.

AI “writers” or “artists” *i brandish my corn-reaping scythe threateningly*

consider yourself warned.

Ohio hate will not be tolerated!

[i-am-the-eldritch-doctor]

Cracking open a boy with the cold ones tonight

[dogpuppy]

[trattenbach]

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

[white-noise-blank-space]

Dan and Phil first youtubers in history to ever make and publish an official FORGIVING video instead of an APOLOGY one. Pioneers at everything. Setting trends from 2009. You gotta love them.

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[evaconly]

every time this post comes across my page on a new platform i smile because we’re all just enjoying her adorable joy

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

“She matches her new blankie” is an official joy and whimsy post

[newhappythoughts]

[isaidwhoeverthrewthatpaper]

[ahappydnp]

if you're quiet you can hear them evil cackling together as lightning strikes ominously above the phouse

[bythesametolkien]

*trying to explain dropout tv in terms my gen X parents will understand* remember college humor from youtube? no? well it's kind of our generation's SNL. but they have their own network now, and what’s fun is, get this, they're doing, well hm, it's kind of like our generation’s Jeopardy! yeah haha Alex Trebec sure was great… oh hey speaking of which, remember former secretary of labor Robert Reich?

[pudumephistophiles]

Guys you don't understand IT'S ACTUALLY STEVE

That's insane

[diphowell]

"That was quite iconic of you."

[pnkrathian]

i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

[pnkrathian]

hey. if anyone wants em:

NIH 3D Library (Free)

Embodi3D (Free and Paid)

MorphoSource (Free, database of fossils)

Scans can also be found by searching on general-purpose 3D sites like Thingiverse, Cults3D, MakerWorld, Sketchfab

The glow in the dark filament I used

If you don’t have a 3D printer, check the website of your local library to see if they do! If you’re in college, your university’s libraries could have one too! They’ll likely have info on how to submit a print to their services and how/where you could find them.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

hey can we. can we rewind to the part where tumblr has a regular problem with bone stealing scandals

[that-aster]

[vileidol]

rewatching escape from the greenroom and god i forgot how fucking funny this episode was. opens with a very candid very genuine ‘behind the scenes’ interaction & u have just enough time to think ‘aw this cast & crew really do love each other’ before sam proceeds to lock three of his comedians in a room without a toilet and put them through saw traps

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]

[5weekdays]

[sp1resong]

[izzybellgee]

[bananafofana-split-lady]

[cradle-of-darkness]

[rainyydoves]

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[actualsupreme-deactivated201503]

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

[hostileworkenvironment]

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

[tt-squid]

happy 10 year anniversary to someone sewing a fried egg to a shirt