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[ohmylaw]

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[ohmylaw]

+18 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ lazy morning sex with 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒋𝒊 . . .

just his warm chest flush against your back, spooning you as he thrusts in and out of you with an idle pace. from this angle you can feel the tip of his cock hit that sweet spot of yours that makes you see stars. your moans fill the room while he whispers filthy compliments into your ear, the way his morning voice sounds so rough and croaky makes your pussy gush.

sanji takes his sweet time in each stroke of his cock, as if he had the ultimate need to memorize every corner of your warm walls. you think he's being mean about it, begging for more. yet he doesn't comply.

"tch. just let me enjoy our morning together," he insists, biting his bottom lip to hold back a moan when you tighten around him. "before everyone starts bothering me about breakfast."

you surrender and let him enjoy his slothful desires. for a while.

he notices you're starting to get impatient, but one slick finger pressing right over your clit fixes everything. your airy whines let him know you've been on the edge of orgasm for a while. your ass presses back against his pelvis, a new angle that has you almost biting the edge of the matress to not scream in pleasure.

"oh fuck, sanji!" you cry out as you try to look back at his cock starting to drill into you faster. "yes! fuck!"

sanji lets out a mix of a huff and a laugh, grabbing your hips harder to heave his movements. his eyes are fixed on the way your ass jiggles with each thrust. "don't be so loud, baby, they're going to hear you..."

"i don't fucking care," you blurt between gritted teeth, grabbing onto the bedsheet, the pillow, the matress, on anything to keep you at least a bit grounded. "just wanna cum, sanji, please!"

the lazy movements dissappeared a long time ago, and now sanji is focused on satisfying his woman. his hips buck to fuck you into an angle that feels like touching heaver with your fingertips, meanwhile his fingers press tight circles onto your poor clit, all puffy and needy for him.

and when you cum, it's with a gasp, followed by a loud moan that definitely wakes up the rest of the crew.

you let sanji cum inside in exchange of breakfast in bed with him; something he would've done even if you told him to finish himself in the bathroom.

ahh, you love this—getting fucked by your handsome boyfriend and eating syrupy pancakes. especially if they're made by him.

a/n: i #missmybf lol -- what do y'all think abt the new layout? just trying stuff out

[thecrystalquill]

Culinary Torture

Summary: When Sanji pisses you off so you punish him by committing culinary atrocities

Sanji x reader. Crackfic. Enjoy.

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(Ignore the laziest moodboard I’ve ever done)

"Please, mon amor, don't do this," Sanji pleaded, moments away from dropping to his knees and begging like a man who has never known dignity. Hands pressed together at his heart, lips turned down, eyes wide.

He received no acknowledgement - only cold silence.

It was at that moment that Zoro decided to enter, pausing at the threshold when he noticed the scene before him. "What's going on?"

"Stay out of this, moss-head." The cook shot back, refusing to take his eyes off of the woman in the kitchen.

Nami and Usopp sniffed out the drama hours ago, sat at the back of the room watching it unfold as if it were peak entertainment. They beckoned the swordsman over, eager to gossip about the situation Sanji had gotten himself into. “He’s being punished.” Usopp explained, sipping on a lemonade as he watched.

“Why?”

Nami gave a cool smile, crossing a leg over her knee. “Because he’s an idiot.” Her smile only grew when the cook shot a glare over his shoulder. “He flirted with a waitress in town.”

“I was not flirting!” Sanji insisted. “I swear, I wasn’t!”

“Oh, excuse me,” Nami rolled her eyes, “he accidentally flirted with a waitress in the town.”

“I told him that ‘charm’ would bite him in the ass one day.” Usopp chuckled, paying no mind to the gesture Sanji sent his way.

“My love, please, there’s no need to take such drastic measures—”

“—Drastic?!” (Y/N) seethed, grabbing a knife.

Zoro tensed, wondering what the hell she was going to do with it. “Um… so what exactly is the punishment?”

“I’m calling it ‘culinary torture’.” Usopp answered, drink forgotten as the drama finally started up. “He’s locked out of the kitchen.”

“Darling, please, what are you— THAT IS A BREAD KNIFE! YOU CAN’T USE IT TO CUT MEAT!”

“Oh, I didn’t realise you were in charge of my free will.” (Y/N) sassed, using the knife with more force as she sliced through a chicken breast with added fervour.

“Did someone say meat?” Luffy appeared, smile stretched wide. “What’s for dinner?”

“Chicken.” (Y/N) replied.

“No, my love, please don’t— you’re supposed to cut against the grain. The texture—!”

“—Be quiet, Sanji.” She spat, dropping the meat into the nearest pan.

“That’s a SAUCEPAN! It’s for sauces — you can’t cook chicken in that!” The cook exclaimed, a face of horror overtaking him as he gripped his hair in both hands.

Luffy sat down with the others, beyond confused. “What’s going on?”

“Sanji’s being punished.” Zoro mused.

“Oh, okay.”

“What are you doing now?” Sanji asked, his voice shaking with dread.

“Pasta.” Replied (Y/N), seconds before they heard snapping and a cry from the chef.

“NO! DID YOU REALLY JUST SNAP SPAGHETTI?!”

“Did you really call that girl ‘beautiful’ in front of me?” (Y/N) scoffed as she filled another pan with boiling water.

“I was truly only being nice—”

“And I truly don’t care.”

“You are the only woman I have eyes for! IS THAT MAYONNAISE?!”

“And what about the woman at the market? You certainly had eyes for her.” (Y/N) turned up the heat, determined to overcook the spaghetti just the right amount.

“It was an accidental wink.”

“A wink, nonetheless.” (Y/N) strained the pasta and added it to the now cooked chicken, then reached for the spice rack.

A weak gasp escaped the man, a hand brought to his chest to clutch his heart. “Mon amor, I am begging you, don’t.”

It was all the motive she needed.

A large sprinkle of oregano would finish the dish off nicely.

“PLEASE, this has gone too far!” Sanji cried, face pale as a pained sound escaped him as she continued to sprinkle the herb in. He was doing his very best not to let his tears fall.

"You know what? I think I'm going to add some prawns."

"With chicken??"

"And how about a nice cheese sauce?" She pondered aloud, grabbing a frying pan and adding her ingredients.

"You can't make sauce in a frying pan!"

"And you can't accept your fate." (Y/N) shrugged him off, grabbing the bread knife and some garlic.

Finally, Sanji began to cry. "No! Stop! You don't chop garlic-- stop using the bread knife! Please!"

She blocked out his pleads and gasps of horror, continuing with her preparations as the rest of the crew watched in amusement. Before they knew it, dinner was served and Sanji was forced to watch as their friends ate without complaint.

The cook was served last. His plate was gracelessly dropped in front of him and (Y/N) sat herself down at the opposite end of the table, daring him to complain. The crew watched the interaction in silence, bets made and breaths held. With wet eyes, Sanji looked up to her pleadingly, but was disappointed to find the heartbreak on his face had no effect.

Finally, the man accepted his fate. He grabbed his cutlery, only to pause.

The knife and fork were at the wrong side.

The minx knew exactly how to get under his skin. And perhaps there was something thrilling about that; though, he could never admit it.

Sanji was at least wise enough to say nothing about the intentional mix-up. He swapped the cutlery to the correct hands, took a breath, and prepared himself to eat the monstruosity before him.

The spaghetti was lathered in a creamy cheese sauce at the centre of the plate -- half the size that it ought to be and not cooked al dente, as it should be. A mix of chicken and shrimp (a blasphemous combination) sat on top, in a buttery sauce of chopped garlic and oregano. No one else seemed to notice, but the chicken was too tough, a result of being cut with the grain.

To anyone else, it was a decent meal. But to Sanji -- a chef with a passion for culinary rules and refined senses for taste and texture -- it was all wrong. She broke every rule. And she knew it.

Obediently, Sanji brought a forkful to his lips, doing his best to keep a straight face as he chewed. Nami discreetly passed some cash to Usopp under the table.

Dinner was mostly silent as their friends watched the interaction, whispering between each other. This could very well be the highlight of their week; a drama they'd be bringing up for years.

He'd barely gotten halfway through the dish when he simply couldn't stand it any longer. He dropped the cutlery and pressed his face into his hands. "(Y/N), mon amor, I am sorry. I swear to you, the flirting was completely unintentional. I was only being nice--"

Nami audibly sucked in a breath, Usopp squeezed his eyes together, and even Zoro shook his head. Yep, he was fucked.

"Sanji, you really ought to learn the difference between being nice and being a flirt." (Y/N) glared at him, slowly cutting into her pasta with her knife and fork, ignoring the pained tensing of his jaw.

"I know that." He admitted defeat. "And I swear to you, I will not make that mistake again. And I will spend however long it takes making it up to you."

It was then that the others finally felt like they were intruding on this lovers' quarrel and not watching a scripted drama.

(Y/N) put down her cutlery and faced him fully, lips pursed and eyes steady, giving him a scathing look. She would forgive him, of course, but he would certainly feel her wrath for days to come. "You're cleaning up."

"Of course." Sanji conceded.

"I'm making breakfast tomorrow."

He ducked his head and sucked in a breath, but nodded anyway. "Alright."

"And from now on, the only person you will flirt with is me."

"Absolutely."

There was a silence again as everyone deciphered if it was safe.

Luffy, with his clean plate pushed aside, was the first to speak. "So... what's for desert?"

"Chocolate sauerkraut cake."

"Darling, PLEASE--"

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Sanji, the whole time:

Poor thing needs at least 5 cigarettes at the end of dinner.

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[ohmylaw]

𝒐𝒉𝒎𝒚𝒍𝒂𝒘'𝒔 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒕𝒐𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 ୭˚. ᵎᵎ

welcome to ohmylaw's first kinktober! are you ready for a night full of scares and pleasure? then be my guest and stay for a bite! your dear host has gathered the most terrifyingly hot creatures of the night to spend some time with you. so, prepare for some one shots that are to die for [evil laugh]

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🔮 now, without further adue, let me introduce you to your ghoulish companions . . .

DAY 1 ⋮ I PUT A SPELL ON YOU ! 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 & 𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒎𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒋𝒊 ˋ°•*⁀➷ you have a big fat crush on sanji, your crewmate, yet you haven't found the correct moment to confess your feelings (and the fact he drools over every woman he sees doesn't help). so you turn to the special help of your grandmother's grimoire. ft. love spells. dub-con. obsessed!sanji. jealousy.

DAY 2 ⋮ WHO LET THE DOGS OUT !? 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇!𝒛𝒐𝒓𝒐 ˋ°•*⁀➷ you followed your boyfriend zoro into the woods after he suddenly ran away. you completely forgot it was a full moon today, a blood moon to be exact, but zoro didn't. that's why you find yourself pinned to a tree by a werewolf in heat. ft. heat. predator/prey. outdoor sex. rough sex.

DAY 3 ⋮ HEY MR. ROBOT 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆!𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒚 ˋ°•*⁀➷ you asked franky if he could turn himself into a sex machine as a joke. you're suprised that he can, in fact, turn himself into one. well, when in rome... ft. crack fic. getting fucked by a machine. rough sex.

DAY 4 ⋮ WHO'S YOUR DADDY ? 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅'𝒔 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓!𝒂𝒄𝒆 ˋ°•*⁀➷ ace is obsessed with you, he kisses the ground you step on. too bad you're his brother's girlfriend, that means he can't make a move at all...or can he? he's going to try his luck tonight at the custom party, thankfully luffy agreed on the matching costume. ft. cheating. dub con. mask kink. semi public sex.

DAY 5 ⋮ LUST AT FIRST BITE 𝒗𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆!𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒊 & 𝒗𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆!𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒊𝒏 ˋ°•*⁀➷ af first you thought you were dreaming about being kissed all over by two beautiful women at the dead of night. turns out you left your window open and a pair of cute vampires came in for a bite. ft. f/f/f threesome. bloodplay. biting. body worship.

BONUS ⋮ BONES AND ALL 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒌 ˋ°•*⁀➷ you've always wondered how it would feel to be fingered by brook. tonight, you solve that mystery. ft. fingering. crack fic.

🕯️°. comment down below if you want to be in the taglist for this event ! the taglist will close on sept 25

a/n: i'm warning you now that not all of these will be long works, some will probably be 1k PWPs due to the amount of works i'll be posting (in my main account as well) !!

[ohmylaw]

tomorrow i'll post the kinktober masterlist + taglist, make sure to be there (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

[ohmylaw]

𝒎𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒏 𝒂𝒖 | secretly adopting a kitten behind 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅!𝒛𝒐𝒓𝒐's back

you found it alone next to a dark alley, crying out for food. it was so tiny you almost didn't see it, a furry black ball, wet from the rain. it broke your heart to find him like that, and you weren't going to leave him there—so you took off your sweater and covered it in its warmth.

you stopped by the nearest vet to check him. while they de-wormed him—they told you he was male—and ran some tests, you were thinking about a way to break the news of your new pet to your boyfriend.

it's not that zoro wasn't an animal lover, you've seen him pet the dogs at the park and feed the stray cats near your apartment, but owning a pet was a big step in your relationship! a whole new responsability you weren't sure he was willing to take.

when you arrived home, carrying a bag full of kitten food and toys, you were glad he hadn't arrived yet.

the kitten—you weren't sure of a name yet—made himself at home quickly, curling up into a tiny loaf between the sofa cushions. you sat next to him, enjoying the loud purrs.

half an hour later, after about a hundred pictures of the cat where taken, zoro arrived. the sound of his keys unlocking the door made you a bit anxious. you took a deep breath.

when zoro stepped into the living room, about to throw his hoodie on the couch, he paused on his feet. his eyes went from the black furry animal playing with one of his toys to you kneeled on the carpet holding it for him. back and forth. the kitten, you, the kitten, you.

you opened your mouth, but he beat you to it.

"what is that?" he asked, but it sounded more like a deadpan.

"a kitten," you replied.

he rolled his eyes. "yeah, i see that. what is it doing here?"

"i found him abandoned near the alley, a few streets from here. he was crying from hunger, all soaked, i couldn't leave him there!" you felt your heart being squeezed in pain by the thought of what could've happenned to that little baby if you went on your way.

"..." zoro just looked at you and how glassy your eyes've gotten. then, he looked at the cat again, which was still playing.

"please, zoro," you begged, clasping your hands together and pouting.

"..." no answer, he just threw his used hoodie on the sofa.

"pleeeeaseee."

"..."

"pretty pleaseee."

he sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. he came back from the gym, he was probably very tired. "i don't know," he began, eyebrows furrowing together. "it's a big responsibility."

"i know, i've had cats before. i'm sure i can take care of him."

"yeah, but i've never had a pet of my own. i don't know if i'm going to take good care of...him."

you stood up and walked over to where he was standing. both of your arms slithered around his waist and hugged him tight. you took a moment to inhale his smell, sweat mixed with his perfume.

"i'm sure you'll take good care of him."

"babe, let's see our options, maybe someone'll want to adopt him if we post him online..."

you looked at him when he stopped talking, then turned back to see what caught his attention—the kitten fell asleep on top of zoro's hoodie.

"...we're keeping him."

not edited. some fluff to warm the heart.

[ohmylaw]

omgggg can we get a law watching you workout like you did with sanji!! Also love your work. Xoxoxo 💖

posted!! tysm for the support <3<3<3

[ohmylaw]

+18 | 𝒍𝒂𝒘 helping you strect . . . requested by anon !

law is glad you decided to start working out.

it's not only beneficial for your health—helps with cardiovascular efficiency, your muscles, your posture, prevents injuries—it also improves your overall mood.

except when you don't stretch... which you often "forget". he knows sometimes you are too tired and skip it, he makes sure to scold you about the risk of injuring yourself but he finds himself speaking to a wall when it comes to you and stretching.

well, he found a solution.

he'll just sit there and make sure you are stretching. no other motives; it has nothing to do with the way his pants get tighter whenever you do the downward dog and let out a little whine when your muscles hurt, or how your cleavage spills out of your sports bra, the tiny sweat drops falling down between your breasts—

law shakes his head, fake-focusing on the paper he was fake-reading to conceal his hungry gaze towards you...

ugh, but you keep doing it wrong! silly girl.

with "correcting your form" as an excuse, he gets between your legs and places one tattoed hand under your knee. he pushes your leg towards your chest, stretching your hamstring and drawing out a deep moan out of you that went straight to his cock.

oh, and you know it did. you have the biggest smirk, mischief written all over your face and sparkling up your eyes.

law just pushes your leg deeper, erasing that smile and drawing out another moan from you. he admires the way pain and pleasure contort your face, how similar this looks to what you both did this morning on his bed.

note, another benefit of stretching: you become more flexible.

hope you liked it! not edited

[ohmylaw]

+18 | thinking about 𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒋𝒊 watching you work out . . .

𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒋𝒊's sitting on a wooden stool on the sunny's deck, back leaning against the semi-wall behind him. there's a cigarette burning between his index and middle finger, one he ocasionally brings towards his lips to take a drag out of.

he feels very good.

the sunset is warm against his skin, and the sea breeze cools him down perfectly.

and to accompany this feeling he also has the most perfect view of your ass at the other end of the deck.

you are in all fours on top of your mat doing your second set of ten donkey kicks. the pair of light pink leggings show every curve and crevice it's clinging to, he can even make the outline of your panties under them.

but it's not only your ass what he's admiring. he's following every drop that runs down your back with his eyes. he can almost imagine the delicious saltiness of your skin when he gets to kiss all over your body after this.

the soft huffs and whines you make when you get tired are also music to his ears. he wishes he sat in front of you so he could see the frown on your face and that exhausted look you only get with him.

ahh, he truly thanks that moss-head of zoro for convincing you of letting him train you; now he can watch you in tight (sometimes tiny, if he's lucky) clothes, in all kinds of positions, moaning and grunting―outside of your bedroom!

he loves it now that when he goes outside his kitchen to smoke a cigarette, he gets to sit down and enjoy your little show.

not edited, very rushed + gif not mine

[ohmylaw]

𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒛𝒐𝒓𝒐'𝒔 𝒌𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝜗ৎ 𝔫𝔰𝔣𝔴

zoro sat there, legs spread under you and an arm resting on the back of the couch as you slowly dragged your clothed pussy over the handle of his sword. he had one calloused hand pressing against your lower back, anchoring your hips.

you were already soaking before even straddling his strong thighs; a whole afternoon of watching him train that statuesque body can cause serious effects on a girl.

wet, sublte squelches filled up the room, mixing with the soft sighs you let out and the ocasional grunt zoro couldn't help but keep in his chest.

the icy metal bit your skin in a sharp contrast to the burning heat you had in between your thighs. your hips swayed in a swift motion against the blunt handle, seeking more friction, your breath hitching everytime you rocked forward and the metal pressed your clit deliciously.

"fucking hell...look at you," said zoro through gritted teeth. his eyes roamed your body, the way it moved in hypnotizing waves, breasts pushing forward trying to capture his attention from the middle of your thighs.

you responded with a tiny mewl. you were loving the attention. your hips faltered a bit but his hand went from your back to the meat on your hip, he grabbed it tight and helped you move.

"yeah," he sighed. "just like that, good girl."

your head fell backwards and you let out a louder whine from his words. his new grip helped you move harder against the metal, sharp jolts of pleasure attacked your clit. your hands landed flat against his half-naked chest, hoping to be more stable.

"tsk, look at me."

at the command, your head stood straight and your eyes opened half-lidded, his silhouette foggy.

"if you cum from this, i'll make sure to reward you good, princess."

[ohmylaw]

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ the crew trying mate for the first time .ᐟ fluff.

𝐋𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐘

"what's that? ooh, is it juice?" he asked, looking at the small wooden mate you held in one hand, hot water freshly poured in and waiting for you.

"no, it's—"

he didn't let you finish, he just leaned over the table and stole your drink by taking one biiig sip from the metal straw.

when he stood up again, you laughed as the joy on his face twisted into confusion, nearly bordering disgust. his eyesbrows furrowed closer together and he made a silly "blegh" expression with his tongue out.

"IT'S GRASS! WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT?"

you just laughed. "it's an acquired taste, luffy. you wouldn't get it."

five minutes later he came back asking for another try because "maybe now i can acquire that taste".

of course he wasn't goning to let a tea win.

𝐙𝐎𝐑𝐎

you asked him if he wanted to try a sip and he just shrugged, which in his silent language meant "sure". so, you poured him a fresh mate and handed it to him.

zoro drank it without making a face. you were impresed by that.

"it's bitter," he deadpanned, you nodded. he took another sip. "not bad."

a happy smile slipped on your face, maybe you finally found a crewmate that enjoyed them as much as you.

"really? you like it?"

he nodded.

you and zoro stayed there, drinking and having as much chit chat as zoro would let you have with him. this was a great way to get to know him, the caffeine on the yerba keeping him awake enough to pay attention to you.

he still insisted sake was better. you snorted.

𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐉𝐈

sanji watched you prepare it like you're a 5-star chef who was teaching him something new. he stared attently as you placed your palm on the rim and shook the mate to get rid of the powdery part, mind blown, then you made what you called "la montañita"—a way to keep the yerba from tasting too watery over time.

"such elegance..." he muttered as his eyes roamed your silhouette, you poured hot water on the yerba.

"the first sip is always the worst, let me have it so—"

"NO! i won't be okay with a lady sacrificing herself for me, that's not the ways of a gentleman." his dramatic speech ended by him taking the mate and drinking it. you expected him to make a disgusted face, the first one was always the strongest.

but he just hummed, tasting the leftover flavor on his tongue. "...hmm, robust, herbal, bitter—in a pleasant way..."

and when you told him about the traditional pastries that go with it, he practically grew hearts on his eyes, begging you to spare him the recipes for the next time he got to enjoy a peaceful afternoon with such a beautiful lady.

𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈

she looked hesitant.

"so...everyone drinks from the same straw?"

valid concern, you didn't took it as an offense, simply explained to her that it's a tradition to share the same "cup" and straw to grow a stronger bond.

"wow... that's actually kind of sweet."

you didn't drink it with straight up yerba and water. you liked to spice it up and mix some herbs that were common in tea—chamomile, dried rose petals, sometimes cinnamon too—, maybe that's why nami ended up liking it, because you had put a piece of dried mandarin peel.

also because it came in a pretty recipient.

𝐔𝐒𝐎𝐏𝐏

"are you sure this is safe?" he looked worried, eyebrows furrowed and hands clasped together in front of him. you giggled.

" 'f course, usopp." you poured yourself another, just to prove him that it wasn't poison or something.

he nodded and sighed with relief. he took the gourd-shaped recipient and gave the tiniest sip imaginable, followed by the biggest gag.

"that's nasty! it tastes like grass soup!"

you laughed, though. it was an acquired tasted, after all. you remembered the first time your family gave you your first mate as a child, it was a similar reaction to usopp's.

he didn't ask you for another one.

when he found out a few of the crew members liked it and spent time with you in the afternoon drinking with you, he started telling everyone he's been drinking it for years.

𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍

when you offered one, robin accepted it with a warm smile.

"sharing the same drink... interesting."

she enjoyed both the taste and the history. she sat down next to you, listening mindfully as you explained to her the tradition and culture such a simple thing stored behind.

a few days later, she told you about finding a few books on your island and the origins of the traditions. she read them and learnt a lot more than even you knew.

she lowkey became the best at preparing it. she's always the one serving them now, which you are thankful of—you tend to forget who's the next one to drink when you gather with the crew, she doesn't.

𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑

the gourd looked comically too big for his small hooves.

"is it medicine?" he asked, looking up at you, nervous.

"no."

"tea?" he tilted his head a bit.

"sort of."

"...magic?"

you huffed a laugh. "close enough."

whe he tasted it, he made the funniest face after the first sip. he didn't like it at all, as you expected. the little reindeer wasn't keen on bitter stuff, quite the sweet-tooth he had.

but you came prepared. you opened a tiny jar with sugar and sprinkled a teaspoon worth of it over the yerba, then poured hot water in it again for him to taste.

judging by the way his tail wagged and his ears fluttered, he liked the sweetened version.

𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐘

"not cola?" he asked, eyeing the wooden gourd suspiciously.

"...no."

"huh..." he was dubious of wether he should try it or not, but accepted your offer and took a cautious sip. he expected something sweet, like matcha, and immediately blinked in surprise.

"oh! that's... bitter."

franky took another sip anyway, rolling the flavour around his mouth before breaking into a grin. to your surprise, he said:

"SUUUUPER! it's got a kick to it." he handed it back to you. "still won't replace cola."

you laughed. not even ten minutes later, franky wandered back over, scratching the back of his neck like it was no big deal.

"so...are we passing that thing around again?"

you raised an eyebrow. "i thought it wasn't replacing cola."

"it isn't!" he said, quickly, crossing his big arms. "cola's still number one."

𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊

you were sat down on the deck, enjoying the sun hitting your face and drinking a hot thermos of mate when brook approached.

"may i try some?" he asked, leaning over you a little. you gladly handed the mate to him.

sip.

"oh! i can almost taste it!" he spoke up, straightening his stance. "...if i had taste buds! YOHOHOHO!"

everyone near, including you, groaned at his joke. except for luffy, who laughed way too hard.

𝐉𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐄

jinbe accepted your offer. the gyojin took the cup from your hands and took a thoughtful sip from the silver straw.

he took a moment of silence before nodding appreciatively and saying:

"simple traditions often carry the deepest meanings."

you stood there, amazed by the wise words of your crew member, as he drank another one.

he ended up enjoying the way it was an excuse to sit down and have meaningful conversations rather than the drink its

a/n zowi while writing this:

[ohmylaw]

HOT TO GO! ₊⊹ 𝒄𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒑 𝒂𝒖

𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚 :: the crew is staying on your island for a few days to re-stock and rest. on the first day, they find your café and like it so much they visit it daily for breakfast. they like it as much as you like their green-haired swordsman.

or a 𝒄𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒑 𝒂𝒖 where you try to woo 𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒂 𝒛𝒐𝒓𝒐 by making him your cutest latte art and writing him little notes.

ⓘ barista!reader, fluff, strangers to lovers, pining, zoro being clueless, flirting.

C O M I N G S O O N !

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[ohmylaw]

multi-character special about them catching a glimpse of your panties??

yes pls

no thanks

Voting ended onJul 9

the long awaited 200-almost-300 followers special !! probs nami, robin, zoro, sanji, luffy, ace & law—if i should add another, tell me!

[ohmylaw]

lowkey you should write about fem ace bc fem one piece solos aha

your wish is my command ♡(˃͈ ˂͈ )

[ohmylaw]

𝒋𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒇𝒆𝒎 .ᐟ 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒈𝒂𝒔 𝒅. 𝒂𝒄𝒆 ◞◟based on an anon request

𝒂𝒄𝒆 couldn't take it anymore. she couldn't stand watching that idiot try to flirt with you in front of her—your fucking girlfriend!

the crew stopped by a bar that night, a few drinks and a good night was the original plan, and ace looked after that with enthusiasm. a warm summer night, drinking and dancing with her pretty girl, a nice cut of meat and maybe a game of darts. everything gone down the drain the moment some townie approached you two by the bar and began talking to you, doing the best he could to ignore her presence and the daggers she was throwing with her eyes.

it's not that he didn't know. she was obviously clinging onto you the whole night, never shying down with the PDA. he just didn't care, probably thought he was hot shit and could swipe you away. pff, as if.

ace's toned arm slithered around your waist and pushed your chest flush to her side. you made a cute little whimper from the sudden movement, your arms wrapped around her bare shoulders.

"get lost, dude. she's obviously taken," ace gave him her best shit-eating grin as her hand went down towards your hip, but she didn't stop there, she lowered it more so she could grab and your ass through your low rise jeans.

the man looked down at her hand squeezing you, then up to her practically biting at your neck to mark you up in front of everybody. that's when he got the message and left, with ace giving him the finger while he walked towards his table in defeat.

ace was so focused on trying to blow up that dude's head with her mind that she got caught by surprise when your lips left a sweet and gloss-sticky kiss on her jaw. she looked at you and every nerve on her body relaxed when her eyes met yours and that pretty face. ace sighed and leaned her head on your shoulder, comically sticking out her lips.

you giggled and gave her a peck. then, a soft kiss. then, her tongue traced your bottom lip, tasting the strawberry lip gloss, drawing out a tiny moan from your throat.

ace's hand—thin, soft-looking yet rough with callouses—caught you by the jaw before you could deepen the kiss. she forced you to meet her eyes, before murmuring.

"this is not over, princesa. gotta make sure everybody knows you're mine."

a/n: to be continued with a smutty 2nd part (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

[ohmylaw]

the universe doesn't want me to write fem!ace, it's the second time i lose the document ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡

the first time it didn't save while i wrote it on my phone, and now my pc crashes when i was in the middle of writing and didn't save (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)