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[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[patienz]

cities in the old world: named for a word meaning "river" in a dead and otherwise unattested language

cities in the new world: named for a guy who made incremental improvements in sewing machine design

cities in elephantopia: generally trunk- or stomping-themed

[capybaralovers]

[elliespectacular]

anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[roseverdict]

this has been scheduled since last month

[archaicfirehydrants]

today

[what-day-of-the-week]

All the days you can reblog this for the next 10 years:

November 26 2023

May 26 2024

January 26 2025

October 26 2025

April 26 2026

July 26 2026

September 26 2027

December 26 2027

March 26 2028

November 26 2028

August 26 2029

May 26 2030

January 26 2031

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September 26 2032

December 26 2032

June 26 2033

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[romcommunist]

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what

[fried-berries]

[dent-de-l1on]

de naam 'eris' is zo grappig. er is wat?

[shieldfoss]

Navnet "erik" er så spøgst. Han er ik hvad?

[a-book-of-creatures]

الإسم فيفي مهضوم كتير. في في شو؟

[echey]

Göran är också kul. Gör han vadå?

[lesbiankiliel]

tuomas tapani karhu on hassu nimi. tuomasta pani siis mikä?

[shoujo-wizard]

Hey what happened to tht tower yall were building?

[boybeetles]

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[pisshandkerchief]

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

[pisshandkerchief]

some of you MUST be making up guys.

[pisshandkerchief]

[fallingtowers]

oh no!!!

[fallingtowers]

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

[fallingtowers]

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[c3rvida3]

The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.

[lovelysmell]

how it feels to be anything at all

[trailertrashgrog]

love posts where the OP has blown their own mind with information that's factually wrong

[squiddemons-deactivated20210324]

happy electric feel friday

[calder]

happy electric feel friday