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shark vs the universe

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Not today Justin
occasionally subtle

Origami Around

oozey mess
Xuebing Du

if i look back, i am lost
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@oldbarnaclebeard
marilla cuthbert: master of sass
There’s another way of reading Anne of Green Gables, and that’s to assume that the true central character is not Anne, but Marilla Cuthbert. Anne herself doesn’t really change throughout the book. She grows taller, her hair turns from ‘carrots’ to 'a handsome auburn’, her clothes get much prettier, due to the spirit of clothes competition she awakens in Marilla, she talks less, though more thoughtfully, but that’s about it. As she herself says, she’s still the same girl inside. Similarly, Matthew remains Matthew, and Anne’s best chum Diana is equally static. Only Marilla unfolds into something unimaginable to us at the beginning of the book. Her growing love for Anne, and her growing ability to express that love - not Anne’s duckling-to-swan act - is the real magic transformation. Anne is the catalyst who allows the crisp, rigid Marilla to finally express her long-buried softer human emotions. At the beginning of the book, it’s Anne who does all the crying; by the end of it, much of this task has been transferred to Marilla. As Mrs Rachel Lynde says, 'Marilla Cuthbert has got mellow. That’s what.’
Margaret Atwood [x] (via dollsome-does-tumblr)
The worst part is when something ends the way it began, we started as strangers and ended up as strangers.
The moment our fingers intertwined the world disappeared leaving just us with each other.
I fall in love so fast that I would rather go blindfolded through life.
Everyone knew we would fall for each other at some point, everyone except for us.
Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time
conversation 1: cheese borger
conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone
Can relate
I`m back
So... yes, I`m back and my life is like totally different, I dropped out of med school and now I am enrolled in a music school! No one was happy about that except for me.
How can you feed a family of six with $0 on your bank account 🤔
My brother just asked me "who was sleeping on his stomach, Quirrel or Voldemort?"
Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”
@fleamont can you verify?
Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.
Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??
madness…
“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“
That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence
What the… Lmao
Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔
@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?
IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P
LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE
Things heating up in the drink fandom
I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade
Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.
This is fucked up.
Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.
LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN
Living? Sensibly?
Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.
Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.
Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.
The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).
At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.
Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.
I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience
@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?
You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering.
In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.
In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.
As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.
Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????
oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.
This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.
Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????
Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?
Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:
Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh.
OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.
Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.
@cresselian
Hi, guys!! I’ve decided to try doing tumblr awards to celebrate the holiday season and to make it up to you all for being so inactive recently. Also, we hit 18.2k which is ?? unbelievable ??? thanks so much ily guys <3
R U L E S
reblog this to spread the word
must be following me
fill out this super fun short form
this must reach 40ish notes or we’ll pretend it never happened
entering ends January 1st, 2017 and winners will be picked sometime within the next week (this may get pushed back depending on how quickly people enter)
there will be 1 winner for each category and possibly 1-2 runner-ups depending on how many people enter
A W A R D S
percy jackson award: best url
annabeth chase award: best theme
grover underwood award: best icon
piper mclean award: best aesthetic
jason grace award: best pjo blog
hazel levesque award: best multifandom blog
frank zhang award: best original posts
leo valdez award: rising star*
octavian award: sweetest blogger
nico di angelo award: my overall favorite(s)
*must message a screenshot of followers (less than 500)
W H A T Y O U ‘ L L G E T
an edit of your choice
a follow if not already
my love, support, and friendship <3
winners: five promos (on request), an additional edit of your choice, a moodboard, playlist, or I could maybe try to do icons,, its up 2 u
runner-ups: three promos on request, an additional moodboard (theme of your choice)
also this isn’t just for pjo blogs!! I’m multifandom so feel free to enter even if you’re not pjo <3
The K.I.N.D. Fund.
Kids In Need of Desks
Please check out this site. You can spend under $30 and buy a desk for a student in Malawi.
Under $200 sends a girl to school for a year.
If you need a Christmas gift you can donate to this fund in someone’s name.
If you’re unable please reblog to spread the word to others.
“The Pit. Well I was in it, The Pit. You were in it, The Pit. We all fell in that Pit.”
Hey everyone!! I’ve decided to hold my first giveaway as a huge thank you to all my followers. I’ve been meaning to do one for agggessss but just haven’t had time😅💗
What you’ll win;
A black B6 muji notebook (beige)
A tiny A7 muji notebook (beige)
A passport-sized muji notebook (navy blue)
A set of muji gel pens (!!!)
A 2017 B6 muji diary/schedule note (beige)
A tiger coffee cup pencil sharpener (because every studyblr is a coffee addict)
A cute lil note from message from me
Some english sweets!
Rules;
You must be following me!
Try to be active, I want to give this to an active follower!
Reblogs count, likes are only to bookmark it.
You can reblog it as many times as you want (though don’t go over the top and suffocate your followers in reblogs, please be considerate!)
Please, please, please no giveaway blogs. I’m a student and had to save up a long time to be able to afford this giveaway and want it to be worthwhile!
It will be international because why not it’s christmas!
This giveaway will end on the 25th of December (one week after my birthday!) so that you can get the planner in time!
Lastly, I’ll be using this website to determine the winner, so its all fair! I think that’s it! I’m so excited to finally do one! If this doesn’t get over 200 reblogs I’m going to delete it.
6 more days💕