"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Noah Kahan
macklin celebrini has autism
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EXPECTATIONS
Three Goblin Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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we're not kids anymore.
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Origami Around
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@olivegreentownhouse
i think if the “classic vampire” like dark, brooding, cloak wearing was a phase all immortals went through before eventually settling down and becoming like, a cat lady with mysterious amounts of accumulated wealth and an aversion to sunlight
like count suckulots comes to granny wrinkletons house in hopes for easy blood and instead shes awake at 3 AM and invites him in for “tea” and is like “i remember my cloak wearing phase, do youngins these days even have castles anymore?”
Thine Own Self
cant decide which version I like more so have both
click for higher quality, reblog don’t repost
the way my jaw dropped at this bit
Toby: So I wrote a bunch of music for the computer to play. Its going to be epic since the computer can handle so many crazy parts. Orcistra: We’re going to play this. Toby: Ummm...
Every band member ever: Music that was clearly composed by someone who doesn’t know how human fingers work? yeah alright, let me warm up.
I need this
Like the full concert or a copy of the audio I can download
Oh look, I found it!
https://youtu.be/2vHERvHx26A
new favourite thing to listen to: literally exactly what i’ve been looking for my entire life
Music Producer Alex Moukala did a whole video on just why this is so impressive
— Laura Gilpin, The Hocus-Pocus of the Universe (1977)
@normal-horoscopes
im crying
hot take:
Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.
Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.
Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards
& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards
#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)
further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.
omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards
by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.
Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards
@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror
Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.
I will reblog this everytime I see it until my dying day
What is this?! Why have I never seen this?! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 absolutely awesome!
The TIMINGS On this thing
It’s so GOOD
Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the “wrong” genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we’ve always been here and we’ve always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, “Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it’s cool.” and that is fucking awesome
christians: god makes no mistakes
ancient greeks: actually sometimes god os just really fucking wasted
ancient scythians believed that enarei (women who were assigned male at birth) were blessed by the goddess of love and beauty, agrimpasa. they revered these women and even created the first form of hormone therapy by prescribing these women to drink pregnant mare’s urine to aid their transitions. sounds gross, but it’s still the number one ingredient to this day!
keep in mind that this is 700-200 BCE!! trans people have always been here, get used to it
EDIT: for people complaining that OP made this up because no sources, OP is slightly wrong in that it’s actually prometheus known for getting fucked up and messing with people’s genitalia but the point stands
The cast of the Original Trilogy had cliched, boring character concepts that were executed wonderfully enough for it not to matter.
The cast of the Prequel Trilogy had interesting concepts that were executed poorly enough to make them seem utterly stupid.
The cast of the Sequel Trilogy had amazing, thought-provoking concepts that were executed in the town square and put up on pikes as a warning to others.
This is actually probably the best summary of star wars I’ve ever seen
i think ace and aro people should be allowed to talk about their feelings about sex and romance, and how the fact that they’re so pervasive in our society has affected them, without having to baby everything down and wrap every statement in reassurances for allos
oh i also think we should be allowed to make fun jokes about our orientation without getting harassed for it
This is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen on TikTok
No way out
(I highly recommend that you unmute)
What Native people say about the use of sage: you can use sage, but you cannot smudge as nothing you are doing (waving sage around) is actually smudging. Smudging is a ceremony and you are, we promise, not smudging. Please buy sage from either us, or someone who sources the sage from us. White sage may not be considered endangered by the US government but corperate sourcing is making it difficult for us to source sage for our own religious purposes. Let alone to sell it.
What white people hear: never use sage ever, don’t ever buy it, don’t own it, don’t even look at it.
Look, y’all. There’s a couple of facets to my talk today.
1) Yes! You can buy sage! You really, truly can! Buy it from either native sellers (go to a powwow! Eat our food, buy our stuff, watch some dancing!) Or buy it from a seller who sources the sage from native people. Pick one. And no, buying it from 5 Below doesn’t count.
2) you CANNOT smudge. This isn’t just you “shouldn’t”— this is a YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SMUDGING. Waving a sage stick around your doorways IS NOT SMUDGING. It is smoke clensing. Smudging, depending on the tradition and tribe, could easily have dancing and drums involved. You, as a white person, do not have the cultural BACKGROUND to even know how it works. At all. Period.
3) please, for FUCKS SAKE, stop making posts here on tumblr where you tell other white people about cultural appropriation and what they can and cannot do. Please stop, your license has been revoked because none of you bother to get the facts right. We native people are FULLY CAPABLE OF DOING IT OURSELVES. Consider instead: a) reblogging our posts where we talk about it! We’re here! We have made posts!! b) Making a post that states what we said and then LINKS BACK TO US. Screenshot with a link if you must. Stop centering your own voices in these conversations. You are already centered in everything, stop centering yourselves in a native space.
I’m tired of this nonsense, y’all.
Thanks for coming to my TedTalk ™
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I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.
Also wtf is that Loughborough pronunciation? Isn't it luff-bruh?
This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.
This is better than anything I’ve ever made.
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when you’re not around…
welcome to 2020s final out of touch thursday. goodnight to this fuckin year
ace/aro people deserve to be able to make jokes about their orientations. ace people deserve to be able to joke about “why have sex when you can XYZ.” aro people deserve to be able to joke about “romantic attraction sounds like an anxiety attack.” ace/aro people deserve to be able to express their identities and lives through jokes and puns. as long as no one is being hateful (which is something everyone needs to watch for on all jokes anyway??), we are allowed to express ourselves. we are allowed to talk about our own lack of interest in something, which does not put any pressure on anyone else for having that interest.
we are allowed. it’s not cringey. it’s not homophobic. it’s our sexuality, our orientation, our space, our jokes. and we deserve the space to express that.
i find it Inch Resting how 2/3 of the ppl i saw in the notes getting their panties in a bunch over this are open terfs
im NOT saying aphobobia and transmisogyny are the same or at all equal. i AM saying that terfs and aphobes operate on similar shitty gatekeeping logic and that both movements attract A Certain Type Of People.
and if you identify as an exclusionist, i want you to really take a good long look at the people who share your values and ask yourself if that’s really a crowd you want to be associated with.
how come goyim will make 30k note posts about why not to use antisemitic memes but ignore the SEVERAL hate crimes that have been committed since chanukah started
for those who don't know
dec 8: an anne frank memorial in the united states is tagged with nazi imagery, including the hooked cross
dec 13: a member of a jewish community center is hospitalized after being attacked
dec 15: a hebrew elementary schools website is hijacked and text is replaced with violent antisemitism
non jewish people are encouraged to reblog
