I'm Dense

31/nb/They/Them It's embarrassing how many things I tried before figuring this out. Anyway, most of my posts are just my dreams. And weird thoughts.

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[xn3city]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[petermorwood]

I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.

What’s loved, lives.

[olom-eats-rock-candy]

If I got one wish for Reality Fracture's story, it would be for Zimone to meet Jace in the middle of the big climactic confrontation, shrug, and ignore him to start doing Quandrix math sorcery equations on a chalkboard in the background for the rest of the fight.

Then turn around and show him all the friction points where his planar creation scheme went wrong and ask if he's considered that he might need tutoring or some friends to talk to

[werewolf-transgenderism]

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

[werewolf-transgenderism]

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

[mckitterick]

[thenatsdorf]

Itchy snoot. 

[softsaryn]

[headspace-hotel]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-official-goose-god]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[regnbagshaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[the-rodgulhaj]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[betamash]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cee4bugza]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[flowtatoexd]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[goobleflop]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[korvax404]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[cr0w1zd3d]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[silly-fi5h]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[thatglitchfan]

HE DIRT IS BROKEN:(

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[byrdiboo]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[lighthouseweeper]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[olom-eats-rock-candy]

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

[caffeinewitchcraft]

@fandomsunitedposts said “Pet Monsters” for a prompt! Thank you for the awesome prompt, I hope you like it!

Ken stops trusting his dad when he’s ten, sitting on the couch and watching westerns. Sedan, Ken’s pet, is nestling under Ken’s shirt. Sedan’s been going through growth spurts lately, trying to figure what he’s going to be, and he hasn’t been so good at regulating his own body heat. So Ken does it for him.

Marcus, his dad’s pet, a huge, hundred pound bloodhound, is lying in front of the TV, snoring softly. He’s never been particularly fond of Ken, but Ken likes the look of him, lazy and content like his dad who’s eating potato chips out of his hand.

On screen, the sheriff twirls his gun, lighting up the deserted street with one, two, three shots. The bad guy, dressed all in black, yells and his pet roars. When the last crack fades, the bad guy is lying dead, flat on his back, and his pet, a fanged horse, is lying sightless next to him, dead before it hit the ground.

“They ain’t got wolves there, son,” his dad says, eyes glued to the screen. “Bad guys, they got proper evil things, unearthly things. There’s a reason the good guys shoot him in the heart, you know. It’s so the monster dies too.”

Ken’s heart leaps into his throat and, unconsciously, he presses Sedan closer into his stomach. Sedan’s been growing lately and last week, last week he’d sprouted another leg, bringing the count up to six.

That’s not even mentioning the horns.

Keep reading

[olom-eats-rock-candy]

There are five flavors of clown/fool.

Wacky: unexpected and surprising answers to familiar situations.

Zany: manic and over-the-top, taking larger-than-life space despite normal stature

Eerie: Strange and mysterious, they bring a slightly discordant tone.

Goofy: Silly and carefree, the world smiles back at them.

Loony: Exposer of the madness at the core of the mundane. This one will always have a reasonable explanation for their actions, one that connects the dots. Those dots aren't always on the same page though.

This started as an exercise to make Pathfinder 2e characters as a balanced party of clowns, but now I wonder if I have any rulesets I've brewed up that could turn this into a simple clown rpg

[olom-eats-rock-candy]

I think we need more fantasy scenes of a knight and factotum/lover post-battle.

Obviously I am writing something to make what I want to see in the world, but I am but one weird creature in the world

So I am putting this out there as well

[tezzaa]

if i die i want to be skeletonized and then dipped into a very large version of those children's grow your own crystal kits

[tezzaa]

no tumblr it's okay my audience will find me

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[dontsteponthe-momeraths]

i need a lucky potato

[olom-eats-rock-candy]

Mage Errant character concept: a Great Power who rose to their position because they developed their dream, human, and lightning affinities to make themselves well-grounded and fix their mental health.

So they just ... don't do the ego-centric power grabs and backstabbing.

And help their community, transitioning it away from gold as a currency and trading fairly with others.

[olom-eats-rock-candy]

To all the people who said that my body is a temple:

I don't think I like the services being conducted inside.

I also don't know who consecrated it.

And I am not responsible enough to be a deity of any sort

[xantchaslegacy]

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

DM: Time to get out the Monster Manual, or as some people like to call it: the Waifu Catalogue.

Me: WHAT.

[blimpyou]

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

What the fuck guys

[ultimatefangirl-exe]

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

[theneverlandpiratewitch]

BugBears are legit.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

can we not

[crankywitchgaia]

@celestial-guardian-ragnarok @chika-ann

Smash or pass

[chika-ann]

Heh… that depends… what’s on the list

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

dogs

there are dogs on that list

you wanna fuck a dog

wait

this is tumblr

don’t answer that

[sciencegenius]

dogs? pass.

Liches tho……. ;)))

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

What the fuck

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?

[definitelybeholderrpgideas]

Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me

[noblevagrant65]

Hot take: the term consensual necrophilia also applies to vampires, since they’re undead creatures. Wanna fuck Strahd? You’re in the same boat with the lich fuckers. 

However, what I think the real treasure we’re all sleeping on is liches….in love. Just immortal wizard gals being pals.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians

[tigressflower007]

IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

I don’t think so?

[vriska-coded]

Ok next topic is a dragon and a human beastiality for the dragon?

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

both are sentient, so its just interspecies sex.

[novas-grimoire]

…I am now reminded of that argument I got into about whether or not a half-dragon would have a cloaca.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

[pwbi]

This post is an entire dungeon of bad decisions at this point

[choryllis]

I think you mean legendary decisions

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Legendary for being bad

This is not what i expected when i started this blog

To be fair, i wasnt expecting a whole lot when i started this blog in 2014

But it definitely didnt include 10k notes of thirsty monsterfuckers

[the-cephalon-weave]

11 approaching 12 thousand

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Fuck you’re right

[scamgar]

ok but can we just talk about abberations cuz like they’re intelligent and adults but their minds are inscrutable to humans. so like does that mean you can consent to sex with them? cuz you’re on wayyyy different levels of intelligence? but also they’re an adult with the capacity to give and understand consent? but could a normal sentient’s mind comprehend consenting to sex with them? help me out here i’m confused.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

If both parties are sentient, its just interspecies sex, stop trying to overcomplicate things. Just because one species is better at calculus does not complicate the less intelligent species’ capacity for consent.

[foxofthelake]

Can I just snuggle a clan of kobolds? No porking, just snuggles.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

My friend, I would literally rather die than tell someone they can’t get some consensual snuggling

[kenkuarchive]

@dinodaim1

[babanabread]

on the other hand what about plants.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Are they capable of meaningful consent?

Actually, are you fucking the plants, or are you harvesting them to use as aphrodisiacs? Because most plants and plant-like entities in the bestiary are gonna fuck you up regardless of which you choose.

[thelockenessmonster]

How have all you fucks passed on the hot devil women???

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Because theres no debate on them; if you’re sexually attracted to women or other feminine entities, you’re going to fuck the succubus.

[ghrugirlclub]

Imagine walking into a dungeon and tripping on the first step then breaking every individual bone in your body on the way down the obscenely large staircase that’s probably a hamfisted metaphor to do with descents and all that crap

Yeah that’s what this feels like

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

@nurgletwh how do you think i feel

[oscaronthegloryroad]

With your help we can get it to 50k!

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

Should I blaze this post? It would be really funny if I blazed this post.

[the-haiku-bot]

Should I blaze this post?

It would be really funny

if I blazed this post.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I got involved in a debate on the bird site about whether dragons would have a hemipenis — we’re all biologist types, having fun, discussing various reptile genital situations — and then someone CORRECTED me because my theory of dragon schlongs (internal ghost-white collagen bungee penis, like an alligator) DID NOT MATCH HER OC DRAGON PENIS.

She explained HER beliefs of what her OC had as a sexual organ at length and then I quit the bird site.

[thedungeonofbaddecisions]

I like the alligator internal penis idea, actually!

[portalsandart]

"I'm literally a dragon and you're not~" Jade Knight... the woman you are... @midevilmidwestofficial

[midevilmidwestofficial]

OUR FUCKING WOMAN YEAAAAAH

[olom-eats-rock-candy]

Everything seems more tolerable after waking if I pretend it's a ritual to placate a nebulous entity.

Gotta stretch to keep my body flexible? Ritual dance so the Entity will not take my joints.

Gotta cook a safe meal? The Entity must be sated.

Gotta shower and brush teeth? The Entity demands the cleansing of dreams.

Gotta do some writing in whatever story I'm working on? The Entity must be entertained.

Whatever keeps me moving

[olom-eats-rock-candy]

I feel exhausted trying to keep positive. Not in a "everything has to be sunshine at all times" way. In a "the world is faintly grey and cold despite the cheerful sun" way.

But good things still happen and I will log them in my head and heart.

So for today/yesterday (sleep schedule is weird) when a zookeeper struck up a short conversation with me over my witch hat, I will remember that and smile.

When a stranger stops me to say they really enjoy my whole vibe, I'll let that warm me.

When the grackles hop around me in the parking lot but don't fly away in alarm, I will note the way the male's black feathers shimmer in the afternoon sun. I will appreciate the smooth browns of the female grackles feathers.

I am so tired and I am not immune to the weight of my sadness.

But I will find little moments like these and hoard them in my heart like a dragon.

And I will take these little points of light and try to spread them.

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

AI industry horrified to face largest copyright class action ever certified

Copyright class actions could financially ruin AI industry, trade groups say.

Further, some authors may never even find out the lawsuit is happening. The court's suggested notification scheme "would require class claimants to themselves notify other potential rightsholders," groups said, overlooking the fact that it cost Google $34.5 million "to set up a 'Books Rights Registry' to identify owners for payouts under the proposed settlement" in one of the largest cases involving book authors prior to the AI avalanche of lawsuits.

If you're an author, please use this database to see if you could qualify for that sweet GenAI lawsuit money.

Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI

Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.

I have never ever ever in my life asked someone to blaze my posts.

But if you want to throw me some pennies blaze this. I want ALL OF THE AUTHORS to know that they have the opportunities to get some sweet sweet GenAI lawsuit money.

Like to charge. Reblog to cast that Anthropic will have to pay out the ass.

-fae