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[raytoroapologist]

jesse: yo mr white when are we gonna cook

walter white:

[churomo]

doodle

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[amongus-text-detector]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

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[3000s]

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

[3000s]

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[maykitz]

[shrimpkidd]

[milkichip]

why the

the

why the long f

[heartseeker]

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[what-even-is-thiss]

This is just Gardiner's sign list of Egyptian Hieroglyphics A1-B2 with a couple of repeats thrown in at the end. You've thrown a vocabulary list at us.

[magical-bear-dubin]

"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. CURSE OF CEASAR

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z S P Q R

[pansyfemme]

somewhere in an alternate universe mr breast just made a video giving 1000 people top surgery

[pansyfemme]

somewhere else mr priest just baptized another 1000

[pansyfemme]

mr yeast has baked the most beautiful bread and is enjoying it with mr feast. Unfortunatly they live in california so mr east can’t join them. and mr least. well he doesnt make as many videos

[thehmn]

[rat2rrj]

Bruh this blew my other eyes clean open

[ashensamurai]

i would’ve said something philosophical cause my mind did some real good thinking but then i realized i was reblogging this from amongussexgif and then i lost all the moral and philosophical things i had just thought

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

:) hello friend

[demilypyro]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[one-ina-krillion]

[bismuth-soup]

I wanna be an ant going on epic adventures on the kitchen counter

[mugasofer]

[ilovecats4ever]

[azurele]

[theslowesthnery]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[jell-tells-shit]

[powerburial]

Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son

[cary-elwes]