Complaints About Life.

You can tell a lot about a person when you look at the stuff they write. Since, chances are, no one is ever going to read this, I guess I'll just write about experiences that I go through. A place to vent my feelings. And maybe you'll get to figure out what my life is really about.

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200]

It’s back!

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

this is my favorite fucking video as of now

[fuckinstardust]

that baby gonna come out as a smoothie

[carbink]

the baby’s in there like

[lesbianviktor-deactivated201703]

there’ll only be one april fool’s joke on this blog tomorrow

it’s me.

[sixpenceee]

Tiny warthog cooling off in a tiny mud puddle

[blooodge]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

[-ohwell-ohwell]

When I was a young warthogggg *cue Timon and Pumbaa*

[tevruden]

[x]

[angelwalking]

#get with the program the new humor is benevolent surrealism (x)

[agentsnark]

I always wanted to know what to call it.

[froborr]

This is something I’ve been meaning to talk about, and I may do a full blog post at some point, but here’s a capsule version:

The Benign Violation Theory of humor, which is probably the best one out there, suggests that something is perceived as funny when it is simultaneously perceived as violating how the world “should” work and as benign. Something like the “gun” meme, for example, is funny because it violates our sense of how a joke should progress, and at the same time it’s harmless. 

Racist/sexist/etc shock humor violates our sense of how the world work–in either a “that’s not true!” or “you’re not allowed to say that!” way–and therefore whether you find it funny is based on whether you find it benign, which is to say either you think it’s harmless or you don’t care about the people it harms. (This is the root of the punch up/kick down distinction–jokes that punch up are funnier than jokes that kick down because the people they target are less vulnerable and therefore less likely to experience harm.)

So yes, science agrees that if you think racist jokes are funny, the reason is that you don’t care about the feelings of the people the joke is about. There’s a word for that.

[thecommonchick]

When bae say something extra freaky and you shocked at first

[asheacentral]

how cute

[ayemuhhfucka]

that’s that “she bout to be mine” smirk

[kushandwizdom]

😩😩😩😍❤️

[maxannes-deactivated20171005]

A compilation of my favourite vines, in memoriam. 

[cyberneticpredacat-archive]

[ryouseiteki]

I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

[qui-fait-ta-rose-si-importante]

I’m just reblogging this because my dad didn’t believe it existed.

[maribopuppy-deactivated20161002]

IT

HAS

RETURNED

[dlie]

Well I spent way too much time on this thing that I should have.

But I really liked the idea of a sand gardian.

POSEIDON QUIVER BEFORE HIM!

[dlie]

Reposting because I had forgot the most important detail

Thanks again Katiestrophic for the inspiration

[greyfireclover]

But can we just talk about

[paintedgorilla]

This is one of those posts that disappear forever. They make you think that you hallucinated it, then it just pops up like, “hey, bud, yeah I’m real.”

[lellowberry]

it got better!

[bytalosthiscantbehappening]

I’ve never seen the second video and j think everyone should

[pocdisneys]

[wvrthy]

this is the most beautiful thing

[harrypotterhousequotes]

HUFFLEPUFF:

“Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water. And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes you cannot even breathe deeply, and the night sky is no home, and you have cried yourself to sleep enough times that you are down to your last two percent, but nothing is infinite, not even loss. You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day you are going to find yourself again.”

–Finn Butler (The Sea and the Stars)

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

dude wait you actually like milk? milk tastes so gross...

whatever man, milk-shame me all u want but my calcium levels are off the fucking charts so call me in 50 years when i’m MegaGrandpa with the strongest & deadliest bones this earth has ever witnessed

[kinomakoto4]

Barbara Gordon : // Oracle

“You took nothing from me.”

[bertinelli]

one thing batman taught me. don’t fight when a nice “later, dork” will do.

nightwing vol 4

[tailearnstodraw]

Justice League #1

[spector]

Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps #2

[lipstick-like-dynamite]

The climax of poetic literature.

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

There comes a point when you try to convince yourself that My Immortal was written as a joke and yet you still doubt your conclusions.

[thechekhov]

When I see The way you look Shaken by how long it took I could do about anything I could even learn how to love like you

***

It’s up for debate, but to me personally this song has always been a song Rose sings - to Greg? Maybe just to humans, to the earth, in general. 

The more complicated Rose gets the more I like her as a character. 

PSA: pls do not repost to other sites without linking back to the original comic on my tumblr

[simplysiobhan]

Well add this to the list of feelings I didn’t know I could feel…