Only Slightly Crazy

A collection of humorous anecdotes and things that make me happy

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[ranaeley]

Obligatory truck I don’t trust reblog

[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

[reptile-ruler]

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

[reptile-ruler]

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

[harpieisthecarpie]

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

[reptile-ruler]

the only fun addition to this post

[msmimundo]

Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[mattsmemes]

[only-slightly-crazy]

The amount of times that I have to remind myself on a daily basis that murder is wrong is almost astronomically high…

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[orgasmic-garlic]

reporting all ads as malicious because all ads are malicious

[the-haiku-bot]

reporting all ads

as malicious because all

ads are malicious

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[komakesthings]

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[punkrorschach]

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

[punkrorschach]

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

[black-quadrant]

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

[schmoyoho]

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

[calysto1395]

i need a full version of this pls

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Sis voice tho!

[hollowedskin]

i was NOT expecting to love this as much as i do

[lullychi]

THIS GAVE ME SO MANY CHILLS OMFG

[only-slightly-crazy]

Dear lord that is better than the original by legitimate miles

[storybookprincess]

being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that “sickness behavior” is a well documented part of the body’s immune response

feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i don’t have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little

[autumn2may]

i just found out that this is not common knowledge and am reblogging so more people know

YOUR BODY DOES THIS ON PURPOSE

YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON BECAUSE OR "WEAK" WHEN YOU ARE SICK IF YOU CAN"T CARRY ON AS NORMAL

[tartrazeen]

Rereading this on my sick days 🙏🏽

[gothiccharmschool]

Why do I feel like I should print this out, frame it, and hang it in my office?

[only-slightly-crazy]

What do you do when everyone says no

What happens when you ask and don’t get it

I was afraid of being a burden but being a burden at least means being taken on

To be a burden you have to be received

Right now I’m not anything

I’m not a burden or a friend or even just someone you could help

Right when I feel that I have a circle I can trust and that I have people in my corner it’s proven that they actually aren’t there cause they have lives

And I can’t blame them for having lives and being busy except that it feels like they are too busy for me

I thought a few friends was enough but I guess you need more

But what does it say that I only had 3 people I felt I could ask despite how well liked I am

Being liked doesn’t mean anything

It’s the people that will pick you up from the mechanic and drop you off at the airport and be there that count

Although what do I know cause I don’t have that

I asked and they had lives

Is this what being an adult means

Having to make your own way home from the mechanic

I didn’t sign up for this

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[luisonte]

Sin cgi pierde mucho

[tiredspacedragon]

Sound on

It looks like it can't get any better, but I am begging you, turn the sound on

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

I don't know this sport.