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[orangeapelsin]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[punishedalexandar]

i think citizens of countries that have american military bases in them should also be allowed to vote in american elections

[m-nasssty]

[orangeapelsin]

In episode 4 season 4, titled “the night shift”, confirms that the B99 universe and the New Girl universe is in fact the same universe. Thus the biggest plot hole of b99 is Jake’s half sister, Kate, who is played by the same actress (Nasim Pedrad) as Aly Nelson in New Girl. This suggests that either Aly Nelson and Kate Peralta are identical twins or Aly Nelson poses as a criminal to investigate a plot against The 99th precinct. In this essay I will

[jewish-mccoy]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

[silent-wordsmith]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.

[thatdiva]

Reblog if you hate nazis.

[ldidsomethingbad]

Can we talk about how fucking insane it is that a man used a woman’s naked fucking body for a mv without her permission and she was like I don’t like that and then the world was like “fuck you” to the woman?????????????????????????????????????????

[heystephen]

Kanye: *commissions a nude wax figure of Taylor without her consent to humiliate her*

The public: this is an ok thing to do, very cool Kanye!

Taylor: hey I don’t like that

The public: what the HELL taylor why are you always attacking him for no reason

[anneonomus]

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

[space-ex]

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

[shaiza]

What in the fuck u guys talking bout

[taylorperf]

This is a younger millennial memory too except we were in like 9th grade when it happened 😂

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

[balkanbruiser]

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

[greatwhiteprivilege]

im here for this analysis

[eufonius]

gryffindor group chat vs. slytherin group chat

[mysoulismylighthouse]

The typical double standards of men getting praised whilst women get torn to the bone just for speaking out. I’m tired of this bullshit.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

hey all my peeps from northern climates you know how sometimes ya look outside and it just like has this Look and you just Know it’s cold out like there’s no obvious signs no ice no snow you just KNOW it’s cold because you’ve lived here long enough that u look at the sky and you’re like ‘it’s cold’ how fucked up is that

[hogwartshousefriends]

“I’m a genius with flexible morality. You need me.”

-Slytherin

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I've invented a new system of government where before you pass any bill it has to be read by a philosopher, community leader, and a historian who are all entitled to reject the bill and/or beat the shit out of you for anything they feel is blatantly evil

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I'd like to start implementing this in Florida

[coca-cola-and-red-wine-deactiva]

I'd throw in a scientist as well TBH

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

A philosopher, a community organizer, a historian, a scientist, and a politician walk into a bar.

The politician slides the rest of them several stacks of paper.

They all go out to the parking lot.

A philosopher, a community organizer, a historian, and a scientist walk into a bar.

[cipheramnesia]

What is this, some kind of joke?

[patrickat]

The punchline was in the parking lot.

[meatpower]

Someone: weed is not for everyone and it can trigger psychotic, paranoid and manic episodes in some mentally ill people

Stoners who think smoking weed is a personality trait:

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

HELLO?????

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

snufkin that same day:

[ohfugecannada]

FELLAS

[ruinedchildhood]

[your-local-snyxiemear-deactivat]

ONCE TOLD ME-

[lee-vc]

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!

[i-am-thevoid]

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

[0alila0-deactivated20230616]

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB

[toytalababy]

WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

[hifiblu]

In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

[nerdtasticsarcasm]

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

[themanwhodividesby0]

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

[classofthetoptrash]

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

[thebonedads-deactivated20210413]

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[ohimjustpeachykeen]

So much to do so much to see

[zaylove]

So what’s wrong with takin the backstreets

[frnkieroismydaddy]

You never know if you don’t go

[clownskincare]

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

[jesus-0fsuburbia-deactivated202]

HEY NOW

[bee-stealing-leg]

You’re an all star

[elder-cabbage]

Get your game on, go play

[inugirl]

HEY NOW

[keichanz]

YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR

[eternalnight8806-3]

GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID

[parasite-suggestions]

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

[000000abc]

Only shooting stars break the mold

[ladybroalex]

It’s a COOL PLACE,

And they say it gets COLDER!

[tiefling-queer]

YOU’RE BUNDLED UP NOW, WAIT TIL YOU GET OLDER

[forcesensitive-dragonrider]

But the media man begs to differ, Judging by the hole in the satellite picture!

[runrundoyourstuff]

The iCe we sKaTE is getting pretty thin!

[purpleduck1400]

The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim

[basically-a-plant-deactivated20]

My world’s on fire how ‘bout yours

[forpiscesmoved-deactivated20200]

me at 4 am on a school night