listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny
orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?
tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]
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if i look back, i am lost

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Origami Around
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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almost home
NASA
EXPECTATIONS

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Jules of Nature
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occasionally subtle
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@orthoslemons
listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny
orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?
tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
HAH
BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2
HOLY HELL I FOUND IT
And this is why I love Tumblr
Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*
Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk
I only see this on pinterest omg….
OMFG
@riverwriter
BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST
“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks
this post is a wild ride from start to finish
I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!
😂😂😂
Cold tea
Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk
Cold coffee
I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???
YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???
Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?
Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀
I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog
Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now
I don’t even know what to say…
i drink iced tea every day >:)
Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too
@dazzling-rubabe
Behold concerned Brit
World War Tea Situation
This post is a relic
Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post
date of origin: November 5th, 2013
The legend has crossed my dash.
I have never seen this post and I’m so glad I have now 😂😂
CW//Very mild suggestiveness
Fae 101 with King Arthur! Today’s lesson, Names
(Damn I’ve gotten attached now I need a name for this-)
me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects
Today is the only day you can reblog this.
Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th
(Headcanon) After Macaque’s passing, Wukong paints his portraits, but with each one, he remembers him a little less, until he can’t remember him at all.
(A)live Macaque reaction:
vector and his cringefail little brothers
Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔
"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜
Shadow is Rouge's n1 fan (and hater, currently)
+ Sonic is here literally just to be a little prick
This took so long @_@
QUestion, you know that macaque is like mama and wukong is like baba but what would be the roles in mk and red son relationship? like who would be the baba and who will be mama?
MK would be the Baba and I think Red Son would make Kai call him father as traditions as soon as he's able to say the word.
Original comic by Rasenth
Leelah Alcorn was a trans girl, a teenager, who sadly committed suicide nearly 10 years ago. I'm happy that her comic touches the hearts of so many people, years after her death.
I saved screenshots of her blog and last message to the world. Her parents had a lot of control over how she was perceived after her death, but it was also to prevent deletion by Tumblr itself. Even back then, Tumblr has been shadow banning trans women on this platform.
My heart goes out to all trans women who are struggling with society's expectations of who they are supposed to be and who they are allowed to be. May you find peace, growth, and respite from whatever you're going through. You deserve happiness, most of all. Thank you for living, thank you for being here with us.
prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly
WISDOM UPDATE
wisdom's newest mold spore has been born by the way
I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world
How
-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high
it’s not a blunt it’s a sharp
you light this and it shatters and explodes like a prince ruperts drop
in the club freakin it in a sensitive style
using my magic powers to project my cramps onto him
the biggest questions detective pikachu answered
no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things
some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.
Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.
That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.
I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only
Caring for this incineroar for three days before my litten shows up. Who the fuck is this then?
this is the funniest addition anyone’s ever made to this post