You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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does it have to involve radiation
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.
Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.
boiling apathy
(Aika belongs to @kianamaiart!)
Oh my god this is so sick I adore this
Alfred: Master Bruce… what are you doing?
Bruce: *putting out extra cookies and milk* I think… if I’m extra good… maybe Santa will let me see my parents for Christmas?
Alfred: *stunned* I- Master Bruce-
Bruce: *interrupting him with a pleading look* It doesn’t hafta be for the whole day! I… I just want one last hug, that’s all. I made sure to be extra good this year.
Image editing is my passion.
Merry Christmas, Claussandra Cane be upon you.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHO IS USING THIS
AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
Reminder that ao3 does not have an app. Any apps you see are third party and are making money off of the writers without their consent. They’re also probably harvesting your data. Do not support this garbage.
MANIFEST
MANIFEST
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this is the best video ive seen in my goddamn life
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
this worked last night lets go for round two
I really need some good luck rn
I don't normally make "political" art like this, but after recent events I felt I had to say something
A nice shower and the day can begin...
All amazing points and so important to take in. I think I have done a couple of these, but not habitually or intensely. But it's good awareness for me.
Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:
• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.
• Baby Gronk was mentioned.
• We discussed the Rizzler.
• “Cunty” was nominated.
• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.
• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”
• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.
• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”
When technical issues occurred while voting on “kenaissance”, everyone had to reassure the speaker, Ben Zimmer, that he was “benough”
In a stunning upset, the last-minute nomination “(derogatory)” DEFEATS “cunty” as the most useful/most likely to succeed word of 2023.
Someone renominates “babygirl” for word of the year, saying that they have spent the past year trying to figure out if people are “little meow meows, blorbos, or babygirls”. This is in front of a room of hundreds of people.
ENSHITTIFICATION WINS WORD OF THE YEAR 2023
on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself
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