yeah ya jaaag

25 / aus / hyperfixation queen / major lurker / some sort of a recluse tbh

[dearperalta]

no one asked but here’s a compilation of jake calling amy ‘ames’ from season 2 to 7 (if there are some that i missed please let me know thank you)

inspired by @beatcopjake​‘s post

[animalcrossingmemes]

[joysmercer]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine Season 7: A Timeline

Season 6 Finale: Wednesday, 5/8 to Wednesday, 5/15/2019

E1 (“MANHUNTER”): Thursday, 6/6/2019

E2 (“CAPTAIN KIM”): Friday, 6/7 to Monday, 6/10/2019

E3 (“PIMENTO”): Tuesday, 6/18 to Thursday, 6/20/2019 + Thursday, 6/27/2019

E4 (“THE JIMMY JAB GAMES II”): Friday, 6/21/2019

E5 (“DEBBIE”): Saturday, 6/22 to Sunday, 6/23/2019

E6 (“TRYING”): Monday, 6/24/19 to late January 2020  

E7 (“DING DONG”): Day 1 to Day 3, mid-March 2020

E8 (“THE TAKEBACK”):  Friday, 3/27 to Monday, 3/30/2020

E9 (“DILLMAN”): around 4/10/2020

E11 (“VALLOWEASTER”): Thursday, 10/31/2019 +  Friday, 2/14/2020 + Sunday, 4/12/2020 to Monday, 4/13/2020

E10 (“ADMIRAL PERALTA”): mid-May 2020 + around 6/17/2020 + Friday, 6/26 to Saturday, 6/27/2020

E12 (“RANSOM”): Day 1 to Day 3, mid-August 2020

E13 (“LIGHTS OUT”): Day 1, around 10/20/2020

explanations for the dates are under the cut!

Keep reading

[sambergscott]

can’t believe how dramatic i was when we got cancelled thinking i’d never see this day and now, here we are. unreal.

[fourdrinkamy]

me thinking about myself during those fateful 31 hours in may 2018

[peraltiago-s]

jake peralta being a supportive friend / boyfriend / fiancé / husband (▰˘◡˘▰)

[folklorestv]

Andy and Seth clear the air

[queen-of-the-merry-men]

Am I the only one who really wants Holt and Kevin to have a daughter? 

And by that I don’t mean I want him and Kevin to adopt. 

I mean I want it to be an average day at the precinct when Holt walks out of his office with a young woman. They shake hands, bid goodbye and Jake walks over to ask who she is. 

“Who’s that? Someone from city hall?”

And Holt just casually replies. “No that’s my daughter.” 

And everyone in the bullpen just stops, stunned. Because he’s never mentioned it before, ever, even in passing. 

“You have a daughter?” 

“Yes, her name is Claire, she is 24 years of age and studying at Jon Hopkins.” 

Everyone turns to look at Amy who’s frantically flipping through six, thick binders, freaking out because she has not even a footnote on Claire’s existence!

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

Charles: Amy, how do you not know this?  Doesn’t the captain have photos of his daughter?

Jake: Yeah, I thought you investigated everyone that’s breathed the same air as the captain in an effort to bond with him. 

Amy: I thought she was his notary! 

*cut away*

Holt: Here is your certificate confirming you completed volume one of my mentorship program. 

Amy: Thank you Captain!  So official, it’s even notarized!

Holt: Yes.  Here is a photograph of the notary, Claire. 

Amy: Oh, I saw her in a photo with you and Kevin, I was wondering what your relationship was.  Did she notarize your marriage certificate?

Holt: *looks at watch* Given that it is 30 seconds after official work hours I will permit this single personal question.  Yes she did. 

*cut back*

Jake: You didn’t think it was weird he had a photo of his notary on his phone?  Wait, no.  That’s the sort of thing I wouldn’t have questioned either. 

[ninetyninth]

[santiagoswagger]

THIS SHOW

[hashtagloveloses]

so uh i might have cried into my pint of ice cream at an entire squad of past elphabas and glindas singing For Good together for the Wicked 15th anniversary concert

[defectivebug]

my entire dashboard: HAPPY AUTUMN

me, an Australian: I give it exactly one month before the sun personally comes to my home and murders me with its bare hands

[ampervadasz]

[brokenheartedcubscout]

Me ignoring the news that Chelsea Peretti won’t be a regular on Brooklyn Nine Nine anymore

[youngsamberg]

hi PSA for Australian b99 fans - Universe channel on Foxtel has started playing season 5 every Sunday night!! Tell your friends!!

!!!!!!

[ourtemporarybrilliance]

asked for no ice with my drink, noice

[nocontextgoodplace]

[the-poor-decision]

This is an underrated joke

[deactivated-1509]

I hate the misconception that introverts don’t like talking. If you’re the right person, we’ll talk to you for hours on end about pretty much anything. However, it’s incredibly difficult to find the right people, so for the most part we’ll probably just stay quiet.