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the instruments and their noises

violins I: laaaaa aaaaa la la lal al ALlaaaaLAAAAAAA I'm centre of attention!! laaaAA

violins II: the same as violins I just not as LAAaAA

flutes: ftroot foooooooooooot ftoot

piccolo: *shattering windows*

french horns: solo time!! *BWAARRRRRRR RA BWA BWAB bwa bwAAAAA*

oboes: nasal infections

violas: indistinguishable from cellos and violins unfortunately

trumpets: BFWAAAAAAAAAAAA *shattering of ear drums*

trombones: a lower, more friendly trumpet

cellos: drunk LAAALa lA

bassoons: honkedy honkty hhhhhuonkkk

clarinet: hnnnnnng *sQUEAK*

timpani: brbrbrbrbrb DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

bass clarinet: hhhhuuhhhhnnnh *SQUeak*

tuba: the brass equivalent of a timpani

harp: *glissandos n slides n angles*

english horn: an extremely congested nasal passage trying to sneeze

basses: the equivalent of a bass part in a gregorian chant

cymbals: CRASH CRAHS DOOSH DASH

xylophones: kinda like water dripping from a tap *dink dink dink dink*

triangles: *DIIHHHNGG DIIHNG*

bass drum: the cannon from the hunger games

piano: all of the above

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solipsexual

Beautiful Language Fact:

In French, you call a person you love your “pomme de terre” which literally translated means your “hold on the earth,” or the one who keeps you here on earth, the one who keeps you grounded.

#cackles silently #linguistics #queue

violetmagician

Tiny Brooklyn

inland69

Yep, good.

thesylverlining

look at the baby

#gargoyles #bABE #queue

sharksylph-deactivated20180816

make a dragon wanna retire man

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captain-fucking-levi

sillyandquiteawkward-reblog

badgraph1csghost

so what kind of theoretical tensile strength are we talkin about here because

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thecutestofthecute

Girls hit your hallelujah

GIRLS HIT YOUR HALLELUJAH

re-actr

CAUSE CUTE SMALL DOGS GON GIVE IT TO YA

insta-gramcracker

puptown funk

tinierpurplefishes

Stop.

Wait a minute.

Here’s my bowl:

Put some kibble in it

#aly #queue

bearphomet

A fantasy novel where everyone talks like high school pothead boys

bearphomet

"Brah your sword is totally choice, like fuckin sweet man", declared Pavak the Brave, first of his name

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hellotailor

i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal. just guys being dudes. they just dug a 30-foot tunnel for personal reasons. case closed. amazing.

#eastern canada is weird as heckie??#queue

theclaravoyant

It just hit me that Peggy Carter will wake up one morning, make her tea, and unfold the paper to reveal - maybe even on the first page - that the Starks have been in a fatal car crash.

Howard and Maria Stark.

And presumably their driver, who the article may not even name.

#wHOA WHO DECIDED #agent carter #marvel #queue

kimcodes

#marvel #queue

jeanox

Intro to taxes for self-employed people!

I do a variety of freelance (graphic design, web development, animation, game development), so there are a few things I could write off. :)

Rent + Utilities (a percentage)

Games I bought (research)

Computer upgrades (equipment)

Convention Costs

Travel + Food

Now, if only I had healthcare (thanks obama!…and the state of utah who only extends basic care to women who are pregnant)

jeanox

In a fit of hypocrisy, I was filing my taxes through TurboTax for my freelance work (i used them last year, so it’s a bit easier to just import last year’s information). I OWED < $1,000 So I backed the fuck up and follwed the advice in this vid. I NOW OWE $50. She’s not fucking around guys. Use H&R Block if you’re a freelancer. They walk you through this much better if you have 1099’s. And yes, it is ALL ABOUT the deductions. If you don’t have 1099’s, you probably don’t need to give half a shit, but oh god…I’m so glad I listened to this advice. XD

#reference #not for self but ALL YOU AMERICANS #queue

factualfeminist

Words from one white person to all others-

Black tumblr is planning a blackout on March 6th where they will be posting selfies.

Stay out of it. This isn’t for us. Let them have this. Reblog and give them notes and visibility and show support, but keep your pieholes shut. Try to refrain from posting selfies, but if you do for the love of God do not tag it blackout.

This has been a PSA.

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rniguelangel

Non-black students should be very hesitant before speaking in politically black spaces. If you can Google it, take a class, or ask a friend then don’t speak. You will be doing everyone in the room a favor. You are contributing to the mobility of the discussion by not contributing. Only in non-black, non-political spaces and in the event that a black voice is being silenced, you may echo them. You have non-black privilege and may be taken more seriously. If you really want to help the cause just re-iterate what has already been said. Otherwise, do not steal their agency and ownership of a narrative by speaking on behalf of them. You cannot “engage in conversation” because black people and their experiences have nothing to do with you. By not speaking sometimes, you are able to contribute by simply listening.

Marwa Aboubaker. At UCI: Do #BlackLivesMatter?

(Marwa is at 3asal-eswed)

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