Marmelade Alter

heLlO fROm tHe SHadOwLAnDs

[guooey]

my LGBTQA+ friend group call that mixed fruit

[epsilontucker-deactivated202404]

I like to think York’s friendships go like this:

Carolina snatches his lighter and says “Smoking is bad for you,” but she’s smirking. Steals his cigarette and takes a drag. Gives it back, lipstick stains and all. Keeps the lighter. 

North snatches his lighter and says “Smoking is bad for you.” He is genuinely concerned! Steals his cigarette. Trashes it. Gives York a patronizing glare.

Delta notes, deadpan, that York is literally inhaling poison. He is genuinely concerned this time. There is not much he can do to stop York. He allows himself a moment to despair for the vagaries of the human condition and then immediately busies himself with trying to deduce whether a healing unit has the capabilities to counteract the long-term effects of smoking.

[rat-bois-deactivated20201203]

Hello RvB community

[a-daks]

incredible. if you splice every screenshot in this video together, it’s almost enough for one entire ass

[rat-bois-deactivated20201203]

[outtathejam]

Are they wrong tho--

[paxbby-deactivated20180604]

esports is so powerful they will agree to use a sponsored player’s fursona in place of the actual player’s photo for promotional material

[paxbby-deactivated20180604]

a lot of people are reblogging this and making fun of sonicfox but he’s one of the youngest most successful fighting game players alive like he’s earned over $300,000 through tournament winnings and he was instilling fear into adult competitors as early as 13 years old just by sitting next to them and pluggin his controller in like the kid’s a god 

[gaylien-invader]

@friendshipwrecked

[taakayama]

I can also say he’s one of the best people to ever commission me ever. Payed me extra, checked on me periodically not for art progress but because he saw I was going through some stuff and gave me tips on my FANG in SFV. Dude’s an angel and a friend

[crackervolley]

Call me when he makes top 3 in a real game lmfao 

S C O R C H E D

[pokemontrainerwaluigi]

I’d like you to know that Sonicfox is currently the number one ranked player in both Mortal Kombat X and Injustice: Gods Among Us, not to mention he is the second most ranked player in Skullgirls.

So yeah, HE’S MADE IT INTO THE TOP 3 ALRIGHT

[tyfye49-blog]

The God of Videogames is a fucking furry and I’m SO DAMN PROUD.

[pokemontrainerwaluigi]

I would also like to note that he looks like this

And before you ask, no. The hat was not a one time thing. 

He wears it in pretty almost every match he plays. And to my memory, he has only took it off ONCE during a match.

His hat is the equivalent of to Jason Voorhees’s mask. Because you know you’re FUCKED when he takes it off

[tracer-isms]

Not only have they come out as Non-binary, they’re also Gay, a Furry, and have donated 10,000 dollars in prize money to cancer

In this house we Stan Sonicfox

[hollowedskin]

what a legend

[stardusted-menace-deactivated20]

HELL YEAH WE LOVE THEM

[theartofangirling]

some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own

[heavyweightheart]

in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

[deluxeloy]

So, y’all remember that post that said animals in urban areas slowly became nocturnal to avoid encounters with humans? Apparently that includes humans.

[winelover1989]

I’m reading this book on ptsd, and according to it, traumatized people come alive at night like even in this asylum where this psychiatrist/author worked, and patients had nothing to do but to recover, they would be most relaxed, walk around, and actually talking about their issues at night instead of sleeping.

Now pair that up with ‘revenge nightime procrastination’ in which people who don’t feel in control of their daytime life, their body refuses to succumb to sleep on time to regain some sense of freedom and control.

Animals and us becoming nocturnal might suggest how deeply flawed and unnatural our daytime lives have become.

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

[emeraldscholar]

rebloggan 4 links

[pastel-bunny-exe]

Perfect way to kill time

[blueskittlesart]

Azula always lies. 

saw this post by @heavenly-dusk and kinda went insane thinking abt it so i drew it, i hope you don’t mind! 

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Megamind the musical would slap though: 

The transition between kid Megamind and adult Megamind being the kid Megamind blowing up the school and adult Megamind emerging from the blue smoke in full villain costume, complete with manic laughter 

Roxanne’s opening number being her trying to write a piece for the museum opening “An ocean inside a bigger ocean…” 

A reprise of the above song when she’s singing about Megamind and her confused feelings for him

Megamind and Roxanne’s sad duet in the rain “Love Someone Like You/Love Someone Like Me” 

BLACK MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hal’s evil rampage song “Under New Management.” 

Megamind and Minion’s duet about their weird but special friendship 

Metroman’s “I have eyes that can see” starting off silly but slowly transitioning into a sad ballad about how, unlike Megamind, he’s never loved his assigned role and wants to be his own person, doing what he loves

“I’m Bad” being the closing number

[ellierberns]

So like... Does anybody else just daydream wildly about a fandom... for fun?

Like, there have been times in my life where I actively sectioned off a couple HOURS of my day to lie in bed, listen to music and just... watch fanfic inside my head.

It's not even a matter of planning scenes to write fanfic. There are things I imagine for fun that are pointless or corny and I would never waste time writing or feel like it's worth sharing but it's so goddamn fun

Some things I write down so I don't forget but it's purely so I can have the pleasure of imagining it again sometime later

Like a favorite episode you rewatch all the time.

That can't be healthy, but hey, at least I'm very easily entertained.

[stain-is-the-name-deactivated20]

I have that, everyday. But while I listen to music, I walk in a circle and do very large movements ( if I imagine a fight for exemple) which is very weird from the outside. And if someone pops my bubble I get very aggressive or embarrassed. I think it's adhd

[nvcl347]

Too much, I do this too much.

[dorian-v-gaye]

Its called Maladaptive Daydreaming and its a coping mechanism for dealing with your trauma.

I do it too.

[outtathejam]

*insert I Do That vine, but with heavy concern*

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[ink--poison]

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

[crittizen]

Okay but I love how “me and the boys at 2 am looking for BEANS” actually became a meme after this video.

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[island-delver-go]

It’s September

[chucktheprophet-deactivated2020]

[anthonycrowleymoved]

sometimes i’m like ‘fanfiction can’t shock me anymore i’m numb to it’ then i find this shit

[anthonycrowleymoved]

every moment of a cumulative thirteen years of catholic education is simultaneously screaming out in agony at this reply

[rustbaby]

Tbh the only way an average-looking guy could get 12 hot guys to follow him around and hang off his every word is if he’s the only top

[anthonycrowleymoved]

[butlerbookbinding]

Obviously Christ was a top, the Catholic Church keeps reminding us he’s inside everyone, and the one and only time he got nailed, it took him three days to recover.

[moonisneveralone]

So ain’t nobody gonna ask OP what they were doing looking for Jesus/Judas fanfiction?

[anthonycrowleymoved]

trying to find jesus/judas fanfiction to read i thought that was obvious

[lorddoordash]

OPs url makes this the funniest thread I’ve ever read in my life

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[theforbiddentenet]

Anyone who does this is a chaotic-good

[veyralis]

@i-will-sometimes-make-a-sound

[cabbage-but-happy]

BEGIN THE MOSSENING

[incorrectgenerations]

I’m not gon do it… I’m just thinking about…

[goddesslunaris]

I’m so gonna draw a dick

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[morphegus]

real talk something i have to keep learning and i think a lot of you guys are like me: your friends shouldnt be intimidating. if you see all of your friends chillin in a discord vc, dont just sit there and think damn they are all hanging out without me theyre playing games without me they dont want to talk to me. just join the vc homie. if they didnt want you to talk to them they would privatly call. if u wanna play a gane and nobody has asked u to play a game that just means u can be the one to ask to play a game. a majority of the time ur friends are not sitting there thinking about how much they dont want to hang out with you

[morphegus]

also its ok to be the one to initiate all conversations. i love talking to my friends but its not on my mind 24 hours a day. if someone sends me a message im like oh yeah my cool friend who i like messaged me we get 2 talk now

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Saw this just now and thought I’d share here :)

[graycloak]

This comes from the book, The New Aradia: A Witch’s Handbook to Magical Resistance, edited by Laura Tempest Zakroff.

I cleaned up a scan of the sigil to use as [my Facebook] cover photo back in June. Glad to see others find my cleaned up version useful, but I also wanted to make sure credit to the origin doesn’t get lost 😄