Lost In My Own Thoughts.

Finally 21

[whitepeopletwitter]

[trapcard]

i’m the african american woman

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[pomeranian2]

[delhux]

If you dont care about me please dont ever pretend you do

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[explicitcherry]

Is that…..

[elliblu-deactivated20190125]

y’all gotta stop outing imortals like this

[deactivated-blog]

Wait. Nintendo have Wario and Waluigi mascot costumes at their disposal??? And they never fuckin use them??? I am immeasurably enraged.

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

[fatswag-blog]

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

tarot

[cooltori-minami]

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

[d-cookie-deactivated20210317]

But this deadass happened in the show though

[is-sinnoh-confirmed-yet]

okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

[nationalharmonica]

cause im sad

[rubysapphrald]

your pokemon cant protect you anymore so the enemy trainer just fucking clocks you

[shogas]

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

[wankadoodles]

i drew for the first time in what felt like ages and this is all i could do

[srafandseedpods-deactivated2014]

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

[giddytf2-deactivated20150525]

*squeaaaaaals*

[stanford-pines]

okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby 

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

[jabonion-deactivated20240130]

It’s far cuter like this anyway.

[leapyearfrog-deactivated2022103]

[cloudstreamer-deactivated201710]

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

[gaydaphne-blog]

CANON

[lacrimalis]

i don’t have a source for this just a gut feeling, but doesn’t everyone in the gang call him “freddie” at some point? which would imply that the entire gang is poly and dating

[ignitiondorks]

If any group in pop culture is poly, it’s definitely the errant kids from the 60s with a groovy hippie van

[weiila]

The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation.

[whitetigerdemoness]

ok but you say this….then don’t give us pictures 

[weiila]

LOOK AT THESE RIDICULOUS THINGS

[brigdh]

And it gets even weirder!

The shell of the nut itself:

contains a resin that’s so toxic just touching it causes burns to the skin, similar to poison ivy. Which is why cashews are never sold unshelled, because processing them requires safety measures like this:

How humanity ever figured out to eat this nut is beyond me.

[rowandriftwood]

In case you ever wondered why cashews are so expensive. Now you can wonder why they aren’t more expensive.

[animatedamerican]

what i’m wondering now is how anybody ever found out that you could eat cashews

[nymph1e]

OK but you seem to underestimate how scarce food could get for people, and how desperate they become to try anything. If eating it raw kills you? try cooking it because we’re gonna starve to death anyway. Cooking it kills you? Try cooking it a different way. Touching it is painful? Try washing it, or extracting the inner bit and washing that.

There’s this plant that’s eaten by aboriginal people of australia around where I live. Only certain parts of this plant can be eaten, and even then only if those parts are cooked exactly right, kept at a certain temperature for a certain amount of time. And it has to be exactly that amount of time as both undercooking it AND overcooking it are deadly.

The history of food is a history fraught with countless, terrible deaths because we are so stubborn that when faced with starvation, we will fucking eat poison again and again until it’s not poison anymore.

[note-a-bear]

Some Paleolithic chef “I know like five people died already, but I think I got it this time.”

Some different, starving, Paleolithic person “fuck it bro. Gimme the nut.”

[bubonickitten]

the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter

[minivan]

WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC

[samchekov-deactivated20140714]

Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu

[samstarium]

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

[weallheartonedirection]

There’s a crab walking around Philadelphia with a cigarette.

[mermaidbones]

Leave Danny devito alone

[tinderventure]

What makes you qualified? (Credit: @delayniemarie on Twitter)