Racist Against White People

I'm a salty healer/tank main. Currently working in a stagehands union. Icon is by Wallipudu. I play Destiny 2 on PC, hit me up if you want my battletag :D

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[amdeadinsyd]

how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aang’s spine with a kick

[swingsetindecember]

[emotion-deluxe]

Everybody apologize to Sonic The Hedgehog right fucking now

[emotion-deluxe]

No because what the fuck is this doing in a game from a corporation with a networth of 4 Billion Dollars.

[uncahier]

I think staff should bring this one back for the newbies

[dr-dendritic-trees]

They should bring it back for me. Because I think its hilarious.

[chaos--themralds]

How To Not Computer

I have a folder on my PC that is just...filled with these because one night I saw a thread somewhere that made me laugh so hard. So let me share that with you now

This is but a taste of that folder's power

[bleekay]

lol just for funsies to see

oh, nope! haha i don’t take melatonin

oh

[zukkababey]

me reading the beginning of this post: omg i have vivid dreams too! maybe this will help me!

me reading the end of this post:

[forfuckssakejim]

Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

[bshmatthews]

[archived-themagicalmysticalboy]

[just-wobert]

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[melomancy]

i am convinced gwyneth paltrow would’ve thrived in the victorian era like she 100% would have been into eating mummies for ‘health benefits’, selling women arsenic wafers, and giving herself tuberculosis for the aesthetic

[prescription-cactus]

*cradles your face lovingly* hey. i spilled superglue on my hands

[antisocialxconstruct]

a ship dynamic that's less of an "italicized 'oh' moment" and more of an "italicized 'ah fuck' moment"

[cdkwrites]

[lyra689]

I love these actually

[voluntaryvictim]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[demolitiondean]

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

did you just fucking have this

[communistkenobi]

having offline colleagues is really funny because I had one of them say to me did you know people write their own stories about Star Wars? like they don’t publish it they just post it online for free? And I’m like yeah man that’s nuts right

[communistkenobi]

forget medieval peasants dying after drinking mountain dew if I told my extremely normie office colleagues about the brony cum jar they would be sent to the hospital

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]