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but i am always thinking about this slow fucking hockey player with beautiful freckles

[holesinmyhead]

did you have the dream i sent you?

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[totearup]

Cliff can't believe he didn't figure it out sooner. The strange move to Ottawa. How happy he's been. And most damming of all, "Jane", it fucking rhymes!

He watches a highlight reel of Ilya celebrating with his line and realizes he's just going to have to accept it.

Ilya was in love with Zane Boodram.

[unrivaledhollanov]

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[peaches-and-dream]

Ilya is a yearner but Shane is NOT a yearner. Shane is a doer and a problem solver. At first he solves the problem of his feelings for Ilya by compartmentalizing and not feeling them. When this strategy stops working he hard pivots to going after his man. This man is not sitting around pining and suffering he is getting things done!

[lurkerdelima]

Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya when Kip calls him ‘girl’

[fairycosmos]

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

[lavenderprose]

There's never been a fandom ghost like Cliff Marleau. He's a vampire. He's an ally. He's a latent bisexual. He a little confused but he got the spirit. He's imprinted on Ilya like a duckling. He has three sisters, all of them lesbians. He is 42. He is 28. He's French Canadian. He's from Florida. He is being psychosexually tormented by his best friend's thot husband. He is Hollanov's platonic third. He has a beautiful, terrifying wife. He's made out with Ilya but they were in Paris it's chill. Of course he's slept with men he's a fucking hockey player. He is Ilya's ex-husband.

[tenderheartedbrat]

[amygdalae]

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it

[evilscientist3]

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

[amygdalae]

...

[kosmogrl]

[perlukafarinn]

I don't think it would even occur to Ilya and Shane not to have sex while they were arguing.

I also think if Shane were ever to complain to idk Rose or someone about Ilya not putting away his dirty socks or whatever and she suggested not sucking his dick until he stopped Shane would go Why Would I Do That To Myself. Why Am I Being Punished??

[revivivivify]

[blueisdoinghisbest]

Let me be misinformed by the people as god intended

[gaynehollander]

Post public relationship someone asks Shane and Ilya who made the first move and, without thinking, they both go "I did" which leads to them being outraged at the other one and any witnesses finding out way more than they ever wanted to know about how they got together.

Shane's like, "I was the one who introduced myself to you!" With Ilya replying "yes, but I made it romantic!" And normally Shane would never admit this under penalty of death but Ilya just engaged his competitiveness over who's responsible for their relationship so he immediately throws back, "romantic? Oh, please, you jerked off in front of me and you only did that because I was already hard." Ilya then, of course, comes back with, "you wouldn't have even been in that shower if I hadn't booked you for that commercial! And you were ready to pretend to forget it until I came to your room and kissed you."

And everyone else is just sat there thinking... I'm sorry, what happened??

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

This fandom truly is the gift that keeps on giving lololololol

[bisexualchaosdemon]

I was thinking about this line and how Troy misinterpreted Ilya's anger with Kent as homophobia, only to realise later that, no, it was because he was being homophobic toward Ilya/Shane/their relationship. But it's more than just Troy's interpretation of why Ilya got angry that was wrong; it was the when too.

Ilya didn't initially deck Kent because he insulted him or Shane — Ilya decked Kent because he was about to call Troy a slur.