Mint

22, she/they, geology major

[shamebats]

[shamebats]

[oooouuuugghhh]

oooouuuggghhhh

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[swagophile]

puppygirl: [at the puppy milk bar] gweeehh.. my owner wont pay attention to me.. i'm worried shes moved on to another pup

grizzled former puppy girl (now a doggirl): i used to be like you. desperate. lonely. dependent. my owner used to mean everything to me. [siiiipping her milk] yeah. those were simple days. bad days. these days are still bad. but. maybe theres a solace ij freedom. i dunno. the only solace i find it as the end of a carton. i guess old dogs don't learn new tricks.

puppygirl: waow you're so hot do u wanna be my new owner hehe

doggirl: heh.. kid.. you're a little green for my taste.. still in that puppy love phase.. i get it

puppygirl: i have super monkey ball 2

doggirl: yeah okay hand me the leash

[posthumousprincessparts]

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

[posthumousprincessparts]

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

[posthumousprincessparts]

W D Y MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[bitchautism]

the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.

[beloved-icarus]

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[sonshine-arts]

brush buddy here to interrupt your scrolling ✒️📜

[pagangoose]

@suudbe

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[avantgarden-er]

damn [PRONOUN] your pussy is crazy!

the pussy:

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

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Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

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[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[qua-qua-qua]

[wolfertinger666]

Penelope the dog

(she/they)🐕🏳️‍⚧️🦴

[daragaus]

Reblogging to keep salems art going around :3

[thememedaddy]

[tockthewatchdog]

this scientology hq as real life roguelike is hilarious

[memorycycle]

*flight intercom* this is your captain speakinf. googoo gaga babay bububugbggh huegy oo gaga googy bboobobobaba *plane rapidly descending*