But you don't understand, Boeing planes HAVE to crash because "boeing" is the sound they make when they bounce off tha ground.
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@paige-godofwar
But you don't understand, Boeing planes HAVE to crash because "boeing" is the sound they make when they bounce off tha ground.
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to be loved is to be changed. to be brainwashed is also to be changed. ergo, the transitive property tells us that to be brainwashed is to be loved 💖
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Hear me out. The Curse of Ownership. The villainess put a curse on a monster to control it. By killing the monster, the curse passes down to the heroine who defeated the monster
dragons are light work for someone as powerful as her. she's slain countless, and this one was no different. the only thing that struck the heroine as odd was that this particular species of dragon was not usually found in this region, nor was it the type to take orders from a mortal like the villainess she opposed. and then there were its strange magenta eyes... still, once she dispatched it she would have conquered the throne room, all the way here in her foe's secret base
her spear strikes true, forcefully dispatching the creature. as it topples to the ground, to its side, the heroine stops to wipe off her brow and take a breather. as she goes to pay her respects to the monster she's slain, she notices that its eyes are now a more typical golden color for a dragon of this kind. she wonders what was making them look like that
she can't see the same shade of magenta starting to seep into her own irises
the clicking of heels grabs her attention, and she turns to be face to face with her - the strange masked sorceress who has befouled and befuddled the land time and time again. a familiar shade of magenta lingers at the tip of her staff
'so you've eliminated my pet,' the villainess says
'and you're next, foul witch,' the heroine replies, and steps forward
and suddenly her body is heavy
she collapses to her knees, spear clattering across the throne room's floor, looking up at the approaching mage with a mixture of fear and resounding disgust
'always so quick to kill the monster, aren't you...' the masked woman taunts. 'and now you've inherited its curse. *my* curse.'
'what do you...' it begins to fall into place for the heroine, whose body still wont obey her desires. the dragon must have been forced here by some sort of powerful obedience magic... and with the right tinkering, one could set a trap, causing the same magic, the same curse, to fire out at the dragon's killer. her.
'starting to see what happened? let me demonstrate. prostrate yourself, little hero'
her forehead touches the floor without her ever wanting to move it in the slightest
'back up, and raise your hands over your head.'
of course, she does.
'now bark for me, little hero. you little royal lapdog.'
she opens her mouth to swear at her, but all that comes out is a sharp 'arf' of some description. the villainess laughs.
'you see now? it's over. i'll free you from your free will now, and we'll have plenty more fun.' the villainess reaches down to the hero's forehead with a long, elegant finger
'no, no, no no no...' the heroine says, starting to panic
and then her fingertip makes contact with the heroine, and the heroine's eyes fill with nothing but magenta, and she knows nothing but subservience after that.
Hot.
is the squirt really just a pea?
hi anon,
you may enjoy this article by Clue!
It's not. We explain the difference between urine, squirting, and female ejaculation.
Wait I'm worried that anon thinks it's a literal pea. Like from a pod. That you make the soup out of and that the Brits like mushy.
it's such a strange and demoralizing experience to go from having oodles of y'all thirst for me on here and then go to the club irl (on pride weekend too) and have not one person even try to talk to me. idk just kinda. weirdly disheartening.
Nixie, I don't think it's you. You're hot enough to be actually "out of my league"-intimidating, and as someone who has dated people of all shapes and sizes, including folks traditionally considered way more attractive than I am, sometimes nobody hits on the pretty people. Which is dumb. And that's obviously not the only reason this stuff happens.
The pandemic seems to have ruined a lot of people's ability to flirt with each other.
I've seen two people who like, definitely had chemistry but were mutually intimidated just spend all their time on their phones, and sort of pathetically making eyes at each other but never making a move.
So I conspired with some friends to take them on a lovely trip to the mountains for a night of camping away from the heat, and when they were basically forced by a lack of cellphone signal to actually interact they sat on a rock in the sun watching this mountain stream roll by and just talked for two hours. And later when I poured a little wine out to go with our dinner, they got giggly, kissed, and ended up sharing a sleeping bag, it was adorable. They're part of the same polycule amoeba that keeps absorbing people now.
You've convinced me that if I ever see an attractive young person just... all alone at an LGBT event, I am going to talk to that person. At the very least I can make them feel welcome and attractive. And if my age creeps them out, I can just leave them alone. But I should let the lonely person decide if they want to interact with me or not rather than pre-judging myself as if talking to someone younger is inherently creepy, especially when I wouldn't have any intentions other than to just say hi.
When I boymode if I go to the right gay club, I have to put on a red "don't touch me" wrist band or there'll always be a hand on my ass. (I never wear the wristband, I love being touched.)
But if I went across town to a cliquey space where it's super unfriendly, not only would nobody give me the time of day, they'd actively freeze me out from any discussion and ignore and almost shun me.
Two days, two different spaces. Two different reactions.
That sucks. It hurts.
I wasn't there (I would always say hi to a lonely cutie of the several genders I am attracted to) so I can't tell which variety of bad night you had or get a feel for that crowd or offer any useful feedback there.
But it sucks. I've been through it. You will have better nights in other spaces.
Just here to share the Italian judo winner kissing her girlfriend after the match, in front of our fascist, homophobic, disgusting prime minister.
We won this one🏳️🌈
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a leia comic about loss.
Wow ok
Hi ! I made two playlists of music made, produced by, or featuring transfems/trans women !! One is primarily electronic and rap and the other is primarily rock. PLEASE if you have any recommendations, comment or message me. Promote your friends music ! Promote your music !! Just please show me more music made by transfems.
Transfem party
Transfem headbanging
Would you rather be transformed by a witch, a wizard, a fairy or a genie?
I feel like each one has slightly different vibes
Witch I feel would transform me for ingredients
Wizard would tf me for research and testing spells and potions (and high chance of turning me back)
Fairy would do it for fun. Whether they’re nice or mean would depend. And it also depends on if it’s like tinkerbell type fairies or fae
Genie I would have to be super careful with my wording otherwise they’ll find loopholes and I don’t have good enough memory for all of that
Miiight have to go with the wizard or fairy
I allegedly have Sìth ancestry, according to folkloric tradition, so if I can figure out how to do that for myself, I'll pass the benefits on to you.
Um. It might come with side effects like being a Selkie. Because we're definitely the technicolor nightmare Fae variety.
But hey, Selkies are cool! I just really hope you live near a body of seawater that doesn't have sharks.
We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.
American? or nah
yeah I'm American
I'm from one of several countries in the world that's not America
If we gerrymander this, we can outvote the Americans. Only reblog this if you're not American. Reblog while they're asleep.
*Reblogs anyway, in American*
Every time an American reblogs this, an Eagle dies. Please think about your actions. There are only so many band members...
That is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
They're boomers, and they had a pretty good run.
Hotel California and Journey of the Sorcerer were their two best songs anyway. Not much loss.
We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.
American? or nah
yeah I'm American
I'm from one of several countries in the world that's not America
If we gerrymander this, we can outvote the Americans. Only reblog this if you're not American. Reblog while they're asleep.
*Reblogs anyway, in American*
Every time an American reblogs this, an Eagle dies. Please think about your actions. There are only so many band members...
That is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
They're boomers, and they had a pretty good run.
mom called me a fag yesterday by accident
she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl
AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.
YOU - "Stop being a b--"
REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.
DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.
1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."
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Protomech pilots that experience their mech as an extension of their body are still going to be sexual beings. This is the sort of paraphilia that would develop.
Plus there's deffo a case for a parable about this happening to people who try to use some sort of LosTech neurofeedback system that has to be carefully calibrated between mech and pilot and was experimental and never worked, but some moron installed the software on their merc company's mechs anyway.
(OOC: I did mention DNI systems in the tags, and that includes things like EI. They'd have to be tuned that way though, since Proto EI makes the pilots incredibly more aggressive, to the expense of any other emotion. As to the parable idea, sure. I can see that as a "spacer's tale" in-universe, just one not backed up by fact. Regular neurohelmets do not do this, was my main point.)
(also, not the best way to make an impression starting your reblog like that)
(Sorry, I have an excitable disposition and am running on a medically inadvisable amount of red bull, your advise to chill out is heard and appreciated)
(I need to read more about this. It also makes me wonder if ghost stories like the black marauder werent some sort of neurohacking anti-neurohelmet EW system. I always want to figure out how to hard science the fluff in battletech.)
(Personally I like to imagine the Black Marauder/Dark One as a genuinely extradimensional Thing™. It gives it more character and agency, and makes things all the more interesting than if it can be explained as some weird tech. Opens a lot more story possibilities as well - why is it doing all this? Why a Marauder? When did it first appear? What happens to the pilots it "disappears"? Personally I like to think it's not actively malicious by human standards - it's just trying to get home, and the MechWarriors it disappears had some manner of close contact with it's home dimension in hyperspace or smth.)
(The same goes for the Phantom 'Mech Ability. I've seen theories over the years that it's some manner of super Star League ECM system, but... a little bit of mysticism doesn't hurt a hard sci-fi setting, especially if it's a fringe case.)
(But then I'm also someone whose very first BT novel was Far Country, so my views on "are weird things in BT good actually?" is a little skewed.)
(*glances at RP project with dozens of literal furries/scalies, a sapient AI cat lady android, the lost Cameron heir, and a 300+ year old descendant of Sarah McEvedy as major characters*)
(I like that these are both 100% valid canon approaches to BattleTech and I love stories where a spiritual character gets confronted with a scientific reality that cuts to the core of their belief system.) (But I also love it when someone with a scientific worldview is confronted with something truly lovecraftian that can't be explained, and BT offers a lot of options for that, too, and that stuff only happens because folks with your proclivities play in the same sandbox as the rest of us.)
(BattleTech is and always has been for everyone. And that's why I love it so much.)
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Protomech pilots that experience their mech as an extension of their body are still going to be sexual beings. This is the sort of paraphilia that would develop.
Plus there's deffo a case for a parable about this happening to people who try to use some sort of LosTech neurofeedback system that has to be carefully calibrated between mech and pilot and was experimental and never worked, but some moron installed the software on their merc company's mechs anyway.
(OOC: I did mention DNI systems in the tags, and that includes things like EI. They'd have to be tuned that way though, since Proto EI makes the pilots incredibly more aggressive, to the expense of any other emotion. As to the parable idea, sure. I can see that as a "spacer's tale" in-universe, just one not backed up by fact. Regular neurohelmets do not do this, was my main point.)
(also, not the best way to make an impression starting your reblog like that)
(Sorry, I have an excitable disposition and am running on a medically inadvisable amount of red bull, your advise to chill out is heard and appreciated)
(I need to read more about this. It also makes me wonder if ghost stories like the black marauder werent some sort of neurohacking anti-neurohelmet EW system. I always want to figure out how to hard science the fluff in battletech.)
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That wolf looks like she just heard the dumbest take ever.
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Protomech pilots that experience their mech as an extension of their body are still going to be sexual beings. This is the sort of paraphilia that would develop.
Plus there's deffo a case for a parable about this happening to people who try to use some sort of LosTech neurofeedback system that has to be carefully calibrated between mech and pilot and was experimental and never worked, but some moron installed the software on their merc company's mechs anyway.