Howdy-do

a lazy, arrogant fellow.

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

It’s amazing how mass deportations would solve most of the problems the Millennials and younger are facing.

Housing is too expensive? Deport the migrants and it lowers the demand for housing. Let the private equity firms die as they loose all their money from speculating on houses they don’t live in.

Jobs aren’t paying enough? Deport the migrants who are competing for those jobs and boxing out Americans. Our citizens shouldn’t have to compete with the whole world for a job in their hometown. Don’t let the corporations fire Americans and hire migrants for pennies on the dollar.

Taxes are too high? Deport the migrants who are a net drain on the system. Save billions of dollars annually by deporting fraudsters.

Healthcare costs are high? Deport the migrants who get subsidized healthcare and burden the medical system.

Traffic is too heavy? Every migrant deported is a space on the road that opened up. It also reduces the number of uninsured drivers, and illegal and dangerous CDL drivers who can’t read road signs.

Crime rate is high? Deport the migrant criminals, and walk safely in your city.

Want better education outcomes for your children? Deport the migrants and class sizes get smaller, and costs go down.

Want a high trust society? Deport the migrants who are not interested in our country or its history, or values.

[catchymemes]

[crazy-brazilian]

[go-charbee]

[wherelibertydwells]

We don’t hate the French revolution enough. We think we do, but we don’t. 

[nonenosome2]

B... But didn't you know that the French Revolution only killed the right people, aka the rich and powerful, and totally didn't start going after everyone who they didn't like?

[monsieurroybatty]

☝🏻

[riflebrass]

The judge who sentenced him to death was executed himself just a few months later.

[you-stand-corrected]

Funny how quickly they wat their own, and at such scale.

[blankpointdankmemes]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[the-biornicles]

"kids are so whiny and annoying" you want them to be dependent on adults and obedient and silent and convenient but also independent and not needing anything but also without any sense of autonomy and agency but also going outside and getting off their damn phones but also staying inside so they don't get into trouble but also recognizing they have it good but also that the new generation is mindless and stupid but also just say what they want in clear and emotionally mature words but also stop asking for things AND you want them to not be pissy about it? get real

[quakerjoe]

[eric-coldfire]

It’s true.

Men in suits allow the illegals to stay in the country. Men in suits cover up the rape gangs in London. Men in suits would see you and themselves replaced by men who wear turbans and sandals.

Say no to men in suits.

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

Love that in a polite society you can be an absolute motherfucker with impunity because anyone who gets mad enough to stop you is the asshole, because "it's just X" or "it's just Y" and yeah, that's exactly why that shit continues, because no one will stand up to these motherfuckers

And so going out in public is increasingly fucking miserable because of the dozens of these little cunty aggressions you encounter every single time you leave your house, but again you're the asshole if you get worked up over them.

The asshole who parks their fuckoff huge truck across four spots should come back to find his tires slashed, and if they want to start that macho man "fuck with a man's ride" shit they should be shot on the spot. Fuck them. Why do they get to continue to make life that much worse for everyone else, forever?

I unironically endorse violence for all minor transgressions, because society has decayed to the point that it's the only thing those cretins will understand.

They do all of this because they know they can, period.

However as part of the problem myself I won't be doing anything about it personally, but I would very much like others to do so on my behalf.

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

One reason society is a shithole is because we stopped beating the shit out of people who clearly deserved it--now you get sued and ruined and the cocksucker goes on to make society worse just a little bit at a time. Multiply that by millions and you have our shit world.

[dryiffsrevitalizingtailholetonic]

Like the miserable motherfucker berating the shit out of some poor clerk at a store. In a just world, someone would knock their fucking teeth out, period. Someone would brutally instruct them that this is not how you behave in a society.

Can't do that now. Now the miserable motherfucker gets to make everyone's world that much worse, and you can't do a thing about it.

You see it everywhere. People who know that no one will ever stop them from being the entitled spoiled insolent little cunts that they are, forever.

Millions upon millions of these subhuman wastes of oxygen, going out and littering, parking across four spots, blasting their shitty music out of their phone in public--no, it's not murder, they're not hitler, but en masse they have ground society down to the miserable fucking experience that it is.

I will die angry that these people will never see anything resembling justice. People try to tell me, oh it's just this, it's just that...and I know this! I know it's JUST whatever. But that's not the POINT. It's what this shit represents. It's that it goes unchecked. It's that there is no fucking justice in this world.

[catholicapothecary]

gm

[beaked-whales-in-exile]

Papists stop making American nativists 150 years ago look justified challenge: impossible.

[catholicapothecary]

[scarabesque-returns]

The American nativists of 150 years ago were all religious Protestants. Catholic or not, they would 100% agree with the sentiment.

[fr3nstimu1ator]

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

compelling argument for homeschooling tbqh

[girls--complex]

The true meaning of christmas

[the-quasar-hero]

We need to seriously consider killing the people that are responsible for the ridiculous hurdles of the job application process. While I don’t love résumés, I can see what use they have. They list the relevant skills and job history you have pertinent to the job you’re applying for. That’s reasonable. Why on God’s good green Earth did we, as a society, accept cover letters as a thing? “Write some fanfic about what you’ll do on that thang if we hire you. Tell us you’ll bounce on it, that you’ll spin and do tricks on it, we wanna read that shit.” How about I stab you with a trident? Hmm, did you consider that? We gotta do cover letters for entry level jobs? “Do this personality test and we’ll see if you’re compatible for the job.” Is this speed dating? Are we about to get married? “Make an account with us, then you can apply for a job.” How about I tie you to five different angry horses? How does that sound?

[dyeus-pater]

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

stop calling the regime "Judeo-Christian" and start calling it "Judeo-Protestant" because that's what it really is

[paladin742]

Tell it to your bishops.

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

Griping about the political climate of the clergy in [CuReNt YeAr] won't change the fact that the basic genomic structure of the anti-trust liberal capitalist project has always been Judeo-Protestant.

[paladin742]

Are you whining about the system that works quite well with WASPs and starts failing with global south papists?

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

Do you genuinely believe that liberalism suddenly only became a bad thing when we decided to try and make it the global religion lmao

[paladin742]

Are you talking about the "Regime", the economic system of capitalism, or the political philosophy of liberalism? And in what world do you think that Roman Catholics are not deeply involved with each?

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

Is this hatchling act an actual defense or do you think Max Weber was just being a silly prankster

[paladin742]

I'm just confused as you bounce around between terms like "Regime" and "capitalism", when apparently you mean the idea of a supposed Protestant work ethic created in the 20th century making the Liberation Theology church sad.

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

Are you actually telling me you don't see any connective tissue between modernity, the liberal project of the 1700s, individualism, capitalism, and Protestantism? It all just comes down to browns and priests?

[paladin742]

The idea that the Roman church has not been partaking of the fruits of all those things, especially after Vatican II, is just retarded.

On the other hand, if you want to sneer at the countries that everyone wants to flood into, and say their successes are due entirely to Protestants, I suppose I can live with that.

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

That's like saying "Yeah I broke a hole through the window because I forgot the keys, but I've seen you reach through the broken window to unlock the door too, so we're basically exactly the same, how the window broke is irrelevant. Look at all the people who can reach into our window now!"

[paladin742]

This analogy only works if breaking the window somehow made you rich, successful and envied by all the other house owners.

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

I'm genuinely astounded by how hard you're committed to playing the Know-Nothing, but I suppose there's historical precedence for that too

[paladin742]

Says the person squatting in the US, mumbling how he's suffering because of all that Judeo-Protestant wealthy society, as his church slavers for government handouts and brings in further derelicts.

[the-perfect-wagnerite-again]

I'm not saying I'm suffering, I'm saying the atomization and deterioration of modern society can find its sources at the intersection of Protestant individualism and Judaic rootlessness, both of which inform our political organization AND our economic paradigm. You seem to not be able to decide whether this deterioration is good or not, depending on whether you can use it to pwn the papists, only that you have to bat for your team no matter how stupid it looks.

[paladin742]

The deterioration has a lot more to do with mass immigration and the Vatican-backed Hart-Celler Act, not some idea of Protestant individualism. That is why saying that the "Regime" is Judeo-Protestant is stupid, given the influence of Romanists in clamoring to bring over their co-ethnics.

If the deterioration had begun in the 1700s then how did England and the United States come to dominate the globe? Individualism and capitalism are all over Europe during this Enlightenment era, even *gasp* historically papist countries.