Thanks For Taking a Peek at My Jim Jams

David, 30, agender (he/him,they/them,she/her) Polyamorous Pansexual I'm super into metal and videogames and other terrible shit

[probuccalfat]

i’m not horny at the moment so everyone else’s horniness is disgusting me like get help for real

[probuccalfat]

i’m horny again so everyone get nasty and get freaky

[prokopetz]

Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

[bookshelfdreams]

the computer doesn’t respect you. next time, try firm eye contact to establish dominance.

[sexhaver]

im trying to watch this guy analyzing Nightreign relics and keep getting distracted because he has his parakeet on his shoulder in the webcam and it's the same color as his greenscreen

[erines]

[transexualizer-deactivated20170]

so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut

[karnalesbian]

yeah. it is your bad.

[drilsouls]

Estrus Flask

[drilsouls]

[datarep]

Density map of stars on national flags

[nitramgniknilra]

Me vision when I get bump on me noggin

[batsandboba]

when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]

[ruinedchildhood]

[catgirlforeskin]

Me on the nipple if I’m being honest

[catgirlforeskin]

:(

[rachelopossumcat]

Outfits of the Week

1. Cats galore! Very cute but I feel like something is missing.

2. Basic wardrobe staples, nothing fancy, but I felt good in it.

3. More basic staple pieces, but this time, I wore jewelry and make-up.

4. I only got a photo of this look with my back brace on, but I love these pieces together.

5. Cozy, casual, colorful!

6. This was a throw on whatever day and I didn't really get a photo of my look, but I was cute.

7. Just an all black tee shirt, hoodie, and sweats day, but again, I made sure i was cute.

[paleblood-sky]

Look at this cute nerd! Punches you Punches you Punches you

[ubercharge]

i literally cannot stop thinking about this video it’s ruining my life

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[koukoupepia]

NO GENDER ONLY RAGE

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[flowerinaflame]

[stuft]

[literallytheworstblogger]

one of the funniest scenes ive seen in a while

[wheel-skellington]

this is just anime malcolm in the middle

[ninja-pyro]

[logarto]

wheres the photo of the petplay couple being escorted out by a mall cop. bc thats cioccolata and secco

[ghoul-bunny]

here u go

[logarto]

yeah

[cumpriest]

[gahdamnpunk]

[beeninsane]

@brianeno