It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Love Begins
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@panic-at-the-disney
It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet
really though, if i was being attacked by a ghost i wouldnt even be scared. like whats it going to do? ghosts cant touch things. the worst thing it could do is stick its head in my stomach and then criticize me for how much macaroni is in there. as if my parents havent been doing that for 10 goddamn years
also they can’t kill me because i mean how fucking awkward would htat be? I become a ghost and now i can kick their ghost ass fuckign piece of shit
Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.
Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.
Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore
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yoda in the originals: hee hee hoo hoo little creature i am. ooooo huuhuhuhu
yoda in the prequels: backflip i do. responsible for war crimes i am.
men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore
It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet
WE CAN BEAT IT TOGETHER
Clouds look like incoming tsunami. From here
Earth is really mad at us
The clover has finally grown enough for her to munch on again
absolute decadence
Imagine a kindly giant of unknown species and origin just picking you up and carefully placing you in a pile of chicken nuggets
i think part of the reason why i love disney’s hercules so much is that the idea of a sassy hades resounds so deeply with me as a person who has siblings. like imagine if you were rich as fuck and had to live in what’s basically the flooded basement of the entire world while your brothers fart around banging everything in sight. if i had to live in a literal swamp and listen to stories about poseidon turning into a horse to get sexy with demeter i’d probably have no fucking patience too
zeus: hey assfuck have you seen demeter’s kid
hades:
If you’re one of those people who thinks executive dysfunction only happens for things we don’t like (school, cleaning,) then please consider the fact that I’ve been meaning to plug my phone in for 20 minutes and I’m now at 2% and still putting it off to write this post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My anime/video game list consists of over 100 titles, easily, and yet I almost never get around to watching/playing any of them.
Executive dysfunction is not just for boring or unenjoyable things. It’s for everything. Even eating.
What is executive dysfunction? O.o
Put simply, it’s difficulty/inability with initiating tasks. The prefrontal cortex is responsible for executive functions, like decision-making and impulse control. People with ADHD and other neurological disorders that affect the prefrontal cortex often experience difficulty making decisions and performing tasks, as well as exercising self restraint. Part of why people with ADHD tend to procrastinate so badly is out of genuine inability to begin tasks, even if they’re very important.
It feels, for me at least, like I’m constantly waiting for something and I can’t start X task because I’m waiting. I never know what exactly I’m waiting for, but that doesn’t stop me from wasting hours and days not doing the things I need to do, even if I have a desire to do them.
It feels, for me at least, like I’m constantly waiting for something and I can’t start X task because I’m waiting. I never know what exactly I’m waiting for, but that doesn’t stop me from wasting hours and days not doing the things I need to do, even if I have a desire to do them.
Oh thank god, someone put it into words.
For me it’s also waiting for the “right” time to come to complete the task because for some reason my brain thinks doing the task at any other time is horribly, horribly wrong, weird, and out of order. The “right” time might come eventually, might not. It’s a lottery.
It’s like… wanting to do The Thing but somehow not being able to get started on it. It’s like sitting in a car, wanting to drive but somehow not getting to turn the goddamn key. It’s like opening a new tab on your computer and the display freezing. It’s like a remote control with empty batteries - you try to change the channel but the signal doesn’t even get send to the tv.
It’s basically your brain being unable to access your body or to get your body to do what it wants.
Sometimes it’s like a system error - and you end up putting your keys in the fridge and your milk on the counter in the hallway.
since the 2010s are gonna be over in 5 months I think it’s only fair to say that one direction and their fandom have been the most iconic part of the 2010s you CAN NOT change my mind.
We leaked albums, hacked airport security, ended bands careers, started drama wars, tried to BUY THE BAND, broke world records and they’re still getting nominated for awards even after they’ve all gone solo.
y’all could never.
None of that is okay what the fuck
Didn’t one fan drive HOURS to get the official birth record of one of the members kids bc they had a conspiracy that it was a fake baby?
Excuse me?
The last thing you ate + the first thing you see when you look to your left is the title of your pretentious lifestyle blog.
Right now, mine would be called Pizza and Prints.
Dochi and pillows
Tea and Dogs.
Chocolate and Notebooks
Soup and Tampons.
teriyaki chicken and dry erase markers
Watermelon & Windows
When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”
Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.
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omfg that is just too adorable
This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time :)
Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it
You know it’s getting close to Halloween when you see it appear :D
my heart….
Oh little baby kitty ❤️
Alright fine I’ll reblog this one…
This is a genuine kids book, ladies and gentlemen and non-binary pals. Sometime from the mid-90s.