Panjic Attack

Watch a teenage creature go through head empty and processing the world around her.

[pukicho]

Just lost one follower. what does this mean for my dynasty.

[pukicho]

Just gained 20 followers

[panjicatack]

This image from a Zacbes training lesson haunts me.

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES

[catgirlforeskin]

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

[catgirlforeskin]

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

[ice-cream-asker-deactivated2026]

maybe

how old is she

[catgirlforeskin]

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

[ouppykittygirlmurderinstinct]

she looking for another dog?

[catgirlforeskin]

NO

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

[catgirlforeskin]

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

[queen-mihai]

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

[catgirlforeskin]

I have a name

[unoisveimved-un-medicated]

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

[catgirlforeskin]

I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…

[alyanas-little-hideout]

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

[catgirlforeskin]

Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing

[ironwoman359]

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

[catgirlforeskin]

Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever

[panjicatack]

We need to get PM or OZ on this ASAP

[apofiss]

Construction engineer cat is here to assist you! Little artwork meme from the last year, still so uplifting everytime I see it (=｀ω´=)

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

[lavalampadvocate]

[moringmark]

[camberoni]

Helpful squirtles!

[389]

[b0nkcreat]

my kitty cat has the biggest prettyest most big beautoful wet eyes i’ve ever seen….. but i know it’s alljust a trick. shes going to bite me

[b0nkcreat]

ok……. i trust you. Here i go✋

[b0nkcreat]

YEEAAAOWWCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[b0nkcreat]

Uouegh

[panjicatack]

NOT WELL

[i-am-a-fish]

transgender beam

[i-am-a-fish]

gay lightning

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm out of spells

[panjicatack]

Bi breaker

[pusheen]

[panjicatack]

Is my birthday

[sovietnam]

[zfedraws]

THIS IS SO RUSHED BUT PLS CONSIDER 

au where everythings the same except luffy has snapchat

[infiniteedge]

C’mon Japan, are you guys even trying?

[imsopopfly]

Um okay but. Your so called “western” Jack Frost is from Shin Megami Tensei, a JAPANESE game. Your so called “Japanese” Jack Frost is from Rise of the Guardians, a film produced in AMERICA. You got your countries of origin mixed up there.

[infiniteedge]

Sorry, but you must be mistaken here. The Jack on the left is from the American game Super Monster Time, and the Jack on the right is from the Japanese shoujo anime Gaadianzu Densetsu no Yuusha-tachi. 

[obspogon]

No @imsopop is right

[infiniteedge]

No I’m sorry but you’re clearly mistaken. This is why Japan is so behind the times. It’s super apparent when you compare western classics like Earthbound to Japanese ripoffs like Andaateiru.

[galactica-phantom]

[lemonade-sky]

where’s that post that’s like “as long as u play dumb they’ll honestly believe you’re being serious”

[panjicatack]

My brain

[cannibalchicken]

[prospitianescapee]

This one is pissing me off because there’s cheese in it. I’m not sure there’s a period of Chinese dynastic history wherein the type of dudes likely to be having rap battles would also have been familiar with hard cheese. There’d be political fucking implications to that. Fermented dairy products were often seen as uncivilized foods, and were associated in particular with northern “barbarian” cuisine (see: <lactose intolerance in Eurasia>), whereas competitive poetry was viewed as a civilized and scholarly pastime appropriate to civil servants and courtiers. Mentioning cheese in a verse which also references the heavens could be seen as an effort to legitimize the presence of these dangerous foreign elements within Chinese society, and, thus, as seditious. If dairy were to become a common theme in rap battles, it might be viewed as a dangerous sign of poor morale and defeatist thinking among the literati. “Emperor, we have got to move the capital to the south. The scholars are rapping about cheese. It’s all falling apart.”

[cryptotheism]

Now this is a fucking post

[atleastitsnotasbestos]

bangers in the notes