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Hey y'all. Given recent political events, I need help getting a hysterectomy as soon as possible. If you don't have money to spare, reblogs are appreciated!
Hello! I'm Alex and I'm trying to get a hysterectomy as soon as humanly possible. Your su… Alex Wallace needs your support for Help Alex Fun
it’s been a year since I watched TWS and first started drawing and posting drawings of these two 🎉 stucky forever
DO NOT, under any circumstances, hold MEN'S figure skating singles on FRIDAY THE 13TH EVER AGAIN
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imagine your job is making sure the skating rink has ice and fucking it up
Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p
Why are people tagging this '#wonder sparkle princess' like that's a thing and not a name I made up exclusively for this post?
Congratulations on inventing a new tumblr deity!!
She isn't 29 years old. She's been a magical girl for 29 years. If she started at 14 (typical magical girl protagonist age) then she'd be 43.
Watching ancient Aliens as background noise and they are using statuettes of fish as proof egypt knew about fighter jets is insanity what the fuck are they talking about anyway lets talk about what fish we think would fly the best I say reef sharks
This is poetry. This is storytelling. You can leave the sound off if you want but. Stop. Watch. You surely will not regret doing so.
his dark materials will literally always work bc every small child wants an animal companion that loves you most and goes on adventures with you and every adult wants an animal companion that can shoulder some of life’s immense psychologically damage for you. and you can pet it
And to tear down the feeble corpse of God! Every kid and adult wants that also!
yknow how the greener parts of apple skin are tan lines from where leaves and branches obscure the sun? I’m surprised I’ve never seen anyone utilize that for printmaking
finally got an apple that shows this effect well
OH THIS IS EXCELLENT THANK YOU
Catrina // Gerardo Pontiér
I'm a gay ftm who's had phallo. When guys flirt with me at gay bars I'll tell them I'm trans and if they're normal about it, we have a nice normal chat. If they are suddenly too into it and start making crotch assumptions and "I've always wanted to try that" type statements, I let them talk themselves into a corner then tell them I have a dick. When they follow up with some form of "uhh I guess I can still fuck you" I suddenly stop slouching and get in real close, a bit physically intimidating, and say something like "you have the wrong idea about who'd be getting fucked." Despite me being kind of weird and ratty-looking, this has a 100% return on them getting all flustered and asking for my phone number. I don't fuck them because I have better things to do with my evenings, I just like playing with my food. And after fourteen years I'm bored of Gender 101ing nosy people on demand.
you're unbelievably powerful, anon, that fucking rules.
one of today's lucky 10,000. but yeah, the first phalloplasty for gender affirming reasons was performed in 1946 actually so it's been around for a good while. longer than ibuprofen and tylenol
fun fact the relevant surgical techniques got practised and refined at that time because the war blew a lot of cis guys dicks off
"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
youre right im sorry beautiful
This site is not sexy but we did drive off Alex Jones in less than a week. So.
There is a great deal of truth there. Sometimes special moments happen purely by accident. But most of them happen because you make a plan and create the conditions to let them happen.
late night reminder to self: your depressive episode will not last forever. it will have an end. tonight will not be the end of you.
Hey guess what i saw this a few days ago when i was in an absolutely scary slump and then i spoke to my counsellors and did what they told me to do and now i feel so much better. So this is true. Reblogging for more good luck
another bakery employee here to tell you, if you're sad or scared at 3am just remember that's when the croissants are done proofing and are getting egg washed to be baked just for you. the baguettes are being shaped after proofing for hours and heading into a burning hot oven to be ready for you to order for breakfast
thank you for this <33
i admit i can't improve on bucky's catfa jacket
you just say the word sweetheart and daddy will snipe the motherfucker at 800 yards. please. please say the word instead of running in by yourself. daddy is begging you kitten--
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slowing intuiting the rules and goals of solitaire through trial and error on what the computer does and does not let me do rather than looking up the rules because it's a much funnier way to learn
just learned you can move cards between stacks. how lovely
i did it.
Yay!
What have you learned about how solitaire works?
FIRST RULE OF SOLITAIRE: aces are useless. put them on the top right. SECOND RUE OF SOLITAIRE: two's are about as useless as aces. discard them to the ace pile as soon as possible THIRD RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's hard. FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: it's really hard; FIFTH RUlE OF SOLITAIRE: you need to make the cards count down. But watch out. You must Alternate The Colours FOURTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make if you already have a red king and only have one more spot to add a king do not add another red king. You will lose. SIXTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: make sure to do every possible move with cards already on the board before adding cards from your draw pile. You WILL screw yourself over SEVENTH RULE OF SOLITAIRE: good luck. Don't forget to beyourself and have fun
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