A Pet Rock Rolling

[solely-ashes]

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

[fakecrfan]

[happyk44]

[ID: Michael from the Good Place smiling and pointing. An open speech bubble has been edited on top, as though he is saying the words from the initial post. /end ID]

[brightlotusmoon]

[theonewhopoops]

[brightlotusmoon]

[naamahdarling]

I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.

[pixelprofligate]

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[its-your-mind]

the reblog map is all of us holding hands btw

[beautifulterriblequeen]

We are each other's night sky. No one is alone here.

[dear-ao3]

night sky continues to get brighter. theres always people here for you

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[godshideouscreation]

[erebus0dora]

#finally a lord of the rings joke that has some damn good sauce

@abz-j-harding don't you DARE LEAVE IT IN THE TAGS

[amwult]

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

[odocoileus-esoterica-deactivate]

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed

[drops-of-universe]

can i come over and do this

[proudace]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I hate nepotism. That should have happened to me.

[segamascott]

[hypersensationalism]

alright i’ll bite. who is kamala harris

[keepcatholic]

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[degeneratedworker]

Paragraph Left: "Every four years, presidential elections are held in the USA. The two main political parties in the country—the Republican and Democratic parties—compete for power, each aiming to put "their own person" in the White House. However, both the Republican and Democratic parties are organizations of big capital in the USA, and all their activities are focused on ensuring and protecting its interests." Text Right: "The master will decide who defeats whom, as both are in his service!" Unknown Soviet Union 1968

[depsidase]

[tim-official]

sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want