Parasitic Daydreamer

aspiring sleep paralysis demon

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[brightereyes]

[swarnpert]

getting on the treadmill at the gym and listening to bloodcurdling screams and scary noises and running as fast as i can screaming and crying and freaking out and looking behind me like someone's chasing me for like 30 minutes and then i immediately stop and leave like nothing happened

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I think everyone who flips houses for a living and turns older houses with charm and character into that sad minimalist aesthetic should be reincarnated as a parasitic nematode in the belly of an iguana

[spinji]

This is why I love indie productions so much.

[annabelle--cane]

love when an absolute nightmare of a character is introduced and all you can think is "jesus christ buddy what the hell is your problem" and the narrative gives you a hot minute to stew before explaining Exactly what is Their Problem. and you just sorta sit back in your metaphorical rocking chair and think "huh. yeah okay fair. that would do this to a person, yes."

[kjscottwrites]

[consolecadet]

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.

[enki2]

[oleskyfm]

[brokenbythesirensound]

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

[guiltfactory-moved]

most of the best yaoi is written by sadistic lesbians

[guiltfactory-moved]

or straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi

[sighinastorm]

Fascinating. Who writes the best yuri?

[guiltfactory-moved]

also sadistic lesbians

[crabussy]

siphonophores will never not freak me out. stop doing that its SCARY but also please don't ever stop doing that you ethereal marine cryptid

[crabussy]

[crabussy]

the red shape is a person of average height. the green line is one of these freaks. btw

[thefloatingstone]

Ya'll forgot my favourite one

[the-quasar-hero]

Y’all gotta come up with some new lines, or just absorb the information without comment.

[the-quasar-hero]

[ilywtf]

[mousathe14]

That last one gives “I’m not racist, I have black friends” only worse because they can’t even claim their black friends are real.

[clazbly]

Classic literature fans when the insane white boy gets really sick for a long period of time

[hyperrbolic-orange]

Victor: why don't you speak?? Why do you only say one word over and over witbout cause or reason?? Why can you not converse with me??

The creature:

[rifflovesjoey]

I adore this man and his beautiful brain.

[franzkafkagf]

[ergo-lusus-naturae]