🧸Ello Ello🧸

I’m back hoes

[shingojira]

the director of god of war 2 and god of war 2018 really just has a tiny horse in his bed

[good-times-bad-food]

I thought he was making a dumb witcher joke nope thats an actual horse omg

[ultimatebottom69]

He seems polite

[evilbuildingsblog]

New Taco Bell drive-through design

[hoovse]

Meet me at asexual villain taco bell for an ass kicking

[goueznou]

What if we  😳 held hands 👬🏻 at the asexual villain taco bell?

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

imagine

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

Truly a ferocious predator.

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

[itsa-me-amelie]

the big wolves are his younger sisters

[formerprincewille]

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

[thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout]

this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from?

[javocjovian]

I’ve been looking for this everywhere!!!

[notsafefortum-blr-deactivated20]

This made me smile on a day I did t think I could

[ren-allen]

@dr-gloom

[rxxliet]

So apparently Radha does not have a “sexy Radha body” she has a “desi Radha body” my life is a lie

[rxxliet]

I love how I went “ew I look so bloated 🤢” to “no wait that’s kinda cute 🥰” in the shower

[snucius]

⚠️TW: FIRE⚠️

Big fires break out in many occasions of Turkey! Houses, villages and farms are burning. Animals are dying. Country’s vehicles are not enough. Turkey had been struggling to battle several large forest fires near seaside towns in the last few days and no neighbouring country offered help so far. SHARE THIS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.

Cr: @glorymagazines on Instagram

[snucius]

Cr: @kimkaossister on Instagram

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had just given birth (not preggs irl tho) and immediately went to Target to bike around the store. When some expressed concern that I had just birthed a human I was like, “Don’t worry, they keep newborns at the hospital for at least a day, so I don’t have to take care of it,” and kept biking around. Then someone gave me concentrated fruit juice powder and I ate it raw.

[kailiet]

@outro-bromeo sorry this radiates your crackhead energy

[outro-journey]

The only thing I stopping me from doing this is that I never learned how to ride a bike-

[kailiet]

I’m sorry you what?

[outro-journey]

I never learned how to ride a bike and I never will-

[kailiet]

What were you doing when you were 5 Dani??

[outro-journey]

._. They were invented I just preferred not looking like a clown

[kailiet]

You’re right- they should of asked “will you marry US” because you’re my husband and I don’t make the rules

[outro-journey]

I want a divorce

[kailiet]

You divorce your 8 husbands oh jail for dani!!! JAIL FOR DANI FOR 1000 YEARS

[outro-journey]

bitch I agreed to ONE

[kailiet]

Oh shit uhhhh dani… will you do me the honor of being my brother in law?

[outro-journey]

Wait a lil while I just need to see something…

[ari-above-the-rest]

ALRIGHT FIRST OF ALL- @kailiet who the fuck do you think you are to propose to my son. SECONDLY- Daniel I’m disappointed that you never learnt how to ride a bike

[outro-journey]

There it is- also WHO THE FUCK IS DANIEL?

[ari-above-the-rest]

oof sorry bout that bitchara

[outro-journey]

Why so formal? Just call me bitch for short-

[ari-above-the-rest]

Ooh okay as long as youre my bitch

[outro-journey]

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR SON-

[ari-above-the-rest]

Bitch- you’re my everything

[rxxliet]

Sir that’s my emotional support bitch and he’s mine

[parkliet]

This is the part where you run ari-

[kailiet]

Join us live to see ari and ree fight over Bitcharas affection. Muscle vs height. Smarts vs charm. Good dick vs… @parkliet can you give a description of rees dick please?

[parkliet]

GOOD DICK

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had just given birth (not preggs irl tho) and immediately went to Target to bike around the store. When some expressed concern that I had just birthed a human I was like, “Don’t worry, they keep newborns at the hospital for at least a day, so I don’t have to take care of it,” and kept biking around. Then someone gave me concentrated fruit juice powder and I ate it raw.

[kailiet]

@outro-bromeo sorry this radiates your crackhead energy

[outro-journey]

The only thing I stopping me from doing this is that I never learned how to ride a bike-

[kailiet]

I’m sorry you what?

[outro-journey]

I never learned how to ride a bike and I never will-

[kailiet]

What were you doing when you were 5 Dani??

[outro-journey]

._. They were invented I just preferred not looking like a clown

[kailiet]

You’re right- they should of asked “will you marry US” because you’re my husband and I don’t make the rules

[outro-journey]

I want a divorce

[kailiet]

You divorce your 8 husbands oh jail for dani!!! JAIL FOR DANI FOR 1000 YEARS

[outro-journey]

bitch I agreed to ONE

[kailiet]

Oh shit uhhhh dani… will you do me the honor of being my brother in law?

[outro-journey]

Wait a lil while I just need to see something…

[ari-above-the-rest]

ALRIGHT FIRST OF ALL- @kailiet who the fuck do you think you are to propose to my son. SECONDLY- Daniel I’m disappointed that you never learnt how to ride a bike

[outro-journey]

There it is- also WHO THE FUCK IS DANIEL?

[ari-above-the-rest]

oof sorry bout that bitchara

[outro-journey]

Why so formal? Just call me bitch for short-

[ari-above-the-rest]

Ooh okay as long as youre my bitch

[outro-journey]

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR SON-

[ari-above-the-rest]

Bitch- you’re my everything

[rxxliet]

Sir that’s my emotional support bitch and he’s mine

[parkliet]

This is the part where you run ari-

[swagpaws]

i made a collage inspired by What Its Like To Use Tumblr Mobile (: hope u guys can actually see it

[swagpaws]

the best thing that came out of me making this post was the ppl in the notes saying they thought i just posted a gradient image for the joke only to find out i actually made a collage

[negaozone]

[kiixiies]

[redfagdiver]

[plasticlovefuture]

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

[mimicq]

[micho-p-deactivated20241201]

hi, i was wondering: how did you realise you where a system? ive been questioning myself and maybe how you figured yourself out might help me and others. thank you!

not real sure tbh, mah memory been HORRIBLE these days

sorry ther if 'm being rude but talking bout the system in a more technical way like "how did ya form?" or "what are yer experiences with being a system?" makes us pretty damn unconfy, pal! nawt sure why but it does.

if ya wanna a system that is mor experienced on this topic, i recommend talking to these lovely lovely folks: @reeliet @thebeehive-sys @no-memories-collective @parkliet . not sure if theyrr comfortable talking bout it, so be sure to ask before ya do.

again, sorry for not bein able to help! hope ya figure yourself out

-Rox

[parkliet]

Seeing as I’m mostly inactive now but at @rxxliet is who I got most of my help from as well (yes it’s the same person as reeliet just a new url) for my followers if they want!

[bluebellefox]

Snape always itches my gay ass, gender-? brain and I love him for it

[kaijuno]

[parkliet]

https://www.tumblr.com/chat/HRvBBGUdqTNaSmU2WYvOLg/monster-fuckers-rawr

✨monster fuckers✨rawr - Group Chat on Tumblr

This is a Group Chat on Tumblr.

@daymeo @kailiet @jae-above-the-rest @ari-above-the-rest @anyone if they want (me and ree are playing never have I ever)

[glumshoe]

my grandfather decided to memorialize my late grandmother and her love of scrabble by hanging a big wood block of the letter F on the wall

[hi-alex-the-ghost]

Your joking

[glumshoe]

[foone]

[yoursarcasticenglishteacher]

Had a dream I, a brown girl, was doing stand up comedy

And one of the jokes I told was this:

“You know how vampires can’t say the word God or they choke? Yeah Indian parents have a word like that; ‘sorry’ ”

[domi-above-the-rest]

Y’all- I CANT

[daymeo]

Time to find James a boyfriend so he can do the same-

[domi-above-the-rest]

BOY I WISH- I’m unlovable

[daymeo]

I think @ari-above-the-rest has a different opinion-

[domi-above-the-rest]

I don’t think aaryan likes me

[kailiet]

Yes he does-

[parkliet]

Yea he does

[reeliet]

He really does

[ari-above-the-rest]

I really do

[domi-above-the-rest]

*uno reverses in I really like you too and have no idea how to say it*

[reeliet]

just fucking kiss you idiots

[parkliet]

Twice in a post-