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Xuebing Du
oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Product Placement
Not today Justin
titsay
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Kaledo Art
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
if i look back, i am lost
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@particularlymischievousvoid
chinese mantou (steamd bread) be like
/crying/
i am so desperate and scared and confused by this wizardry
it’s amazing but it’s also like
wtf bro
#i wanted to find the patrick stewart meme to make say 'culinary arts' instead of 'acting'#but you wouldn't believe how unproducive the search 'patrick stewart acting' is
cx 2024
The rule for making an English compound word that you didn’t know that you know is that the first word describes the second word. The second word in the compound word is more important.
For example a bluebird is a bird that is blue. A birdblue would I suppose be a blue that is bird but it certainly doesn’t mean the same thing as bluebird whatever it is.
An airplane is a plane that is in the air. A planeair just isn’t anything. Maybe it would be the air inside of a plane.
Or perhaps it would be plane air with a space in it. Because we kind of just make compound words all the time like Germans do but sometimes we put a space in there. Where you put the space kind of doesn’t stop it from being a compound word.
So think to yourself. What would be the difference between a clockdog and a dogclock? Or, a clock dog and a dog clock. Very different things, right?
Not every language does this. This is a very Germanic language thing that English does.
Which is why if someone calls English a Romance language they’re talking out of their ass. A Romance language can’t invent a clockdog or a birdblue off the cuff. Absolute fakenewsinventor of them.
You probably invent compound words/phrases all the time if you speak English. Like the recent slang thing of calling yourself an enjoyer. A cat enjoyer. A pillow enjoyer. A Mario enjoyer.
It would kind of be the same thing if you took out the space. Marioenjoyer could absolutely be a word and almost every fluent or native English speaker in the world would immediately know what it meant even if they’d never heard it before.
another good compound is henway. a wayhen is nothing, but everyone recognizes a henway
What’s a henway?
oh, about five pounds worth of updog
applying for new job:
spiritual successor to my email post
ok this too
of course, sorry about that. here is a censored version!
Luigi… thunder.
This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made
what have i done
the idea that this might have been made in 2012 is fucking terrifying because it sounds like it’s supposed to be a parody of Thunder by Imagine Dragons
The longer this post goes the more questions it raises.
the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragon’s thunder is a parody of luigi thunder
What the fuck
“blog’s previous owner”?? What happened to them
and why would you delete it?!???
There's some serious penis fuckery going on in the ski jumping world
They're calling it penisgate/crotchgate...
World sport's anti-doping body has vowed to look into the lurid claims that first surfaced in a German newspaper in January.
Archive link: https://archive.is/dwVgu
Fun, insane, sourced!
This is a fucking beautiful piece of internet right there!
tumblr should add spoilered text. 10% for the purpose of spoilering things 90% for doing dumb bits
hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me
they jump if you click them by the way. but watch out
There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it
snow day
“…use things to have good days.”
the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables
