Unbetitelt

[passaia22]

I want to make a cookbook for myself (maybe put it online for free or something) and a lot of cookbook online or in book form are difficult to understand.

Sometimes when I‘m cooking and I‘m at step 7 I can‘t find the right paragraph because all the letters are the same size and thickness. So I would put like 300g of flour in thick letter to find the right paragraph better.

Please write in the comments what is bothering you in normal cookbooks or online recipes so I can change that in my cookbook or if you know any good recipes that I can put it in there.

[passaia22]

I know AI is bad for the environment but I can‘t help but be grateful for it right now.

Don‘t get me wrong I still hate it when it makes „art“. I take my own shitty drawings everyday over AI „Art“.

I worked in administration and as a cashier in the entertainment industry. It‘s similar to a cinema or a theatre but I don‘t want to say online where I work. The thing is the company is closing because of bankruptcy.

I didn‘t get payed for 1 month and not the whole amount for all other months.

I have no idea what I am doing and I don‘t really have the money to correspond with a legal person (lawyer or something). So I am immensely grateful for AI to help me write letters to my former boss and to the bankruptcy office.

Usually when I write a resume or a motivation letter I search for an example and the use that as inspiration for my own. But for that there are so many different ones so it‘s easy to find something to help me. But my situation is so unique that I can‘t find anything like it. (Keep in mind it has to be in my language and has to be in the legal writing of my country).

I don‘t make it write the whole thing more like I write a rough draft and the give it to AI and ask if i can send it like this or if it has a better idea. Sometimes i really don‘t know how to write some paragraphs so I write to AI what I want to write and if it has any Ideas how to make it okay to send.

I still don‘t like AI but for this instance I am really grateful for it‘s assistance. But I still feel bad for using it.

Is it okay to use it like this? Well not okay but is it like a reluctantly okay?

(Also english is not my first language so some words or expressions might sound weird especially when I don‘t know how to describe something so I just go with the first thing that comes to mind)

How do I tag this

If it was just like 200.- i wouldn‘t even bother but it‘s a little more than that

Like one month that i didn‘t get payed. Then I have a cancellation period (notice period? Termination period?) of one month but only begins at the end of the current month so another two months of pay. And a little bit of money each month that I didn‘t get. So It‘s quite a sum. I don‘t really want to put a number of how much it is. But it‘s about three to four months pay in total.

That is the reason I want the letters to be good and not just my thought written down without a red string to follow.

[passaia22]

I really want somebody to write the mentalist and Percy Jackson crossovers (or catsle). Like the Percy Jackson crossovers with different police crossover like brooklyn 99 or with csi.

I‘m rewatching the mentalist and I‘m on season 6 right now and I think it would be really funny if one of the pjo characters assisted them in solving a crime while having to hide the godly world from Jane or if one of them decided on a new life and actually are Patrick Jane and always saying that psychics aren‘t real.

I think the funniest options would be Percy Jackson and Will Solace. They both have powers and I could imagine them hunting their spouses killer and then killing them even if it destroys themselves and all their relationships. Also Percy would be funny because he was part of so many prophecies and for Will it would be funny if he got actual visions from the future and would still insist to anyone that psychics are just hustlers and are after your money. Also him talking to the „ghosts“ of loved ones while his boyfriend is the ghostking?

I don‘t know if the killed spouse would be Annabeth or Nico because I can‘t imagine them being killed by a serial killer. So I don‘t know if the spouse would be a normal human or another demigod. Percy or Will lying about their upbringing feels right. If it‘s to their friends at camp that they were actual hustlers of if it‘s to their friends at the cbi that they didn‘t grow up as hustlers and still having the same connections but those connections also being demigods or legacys and keeping the lie about Percy or Will upright to spite the Gouvernement is absolutely on brand for them.

Can someone please write a fic about this? It could go in so many different directions and I haven‘t found any fics with this crossover.

[passaia22]

I have been thinking about Avatar the last Airbender and the Legend of Korra this morning.

I always see people talk about who is the best and the worst Avatar. Like make fun of them for not handeling the spirits and getting his girlfriends face stolen (Kuruk), fighting and consequently dying by a volcano and letting your bestfriend commit genocide (Roku), being absolutely brutal and making an earth kingdom Military the dai lee that is corrupt (Kyoshi), losing the avatar cycle because raava is being violently ripped from your body, that is absolutey not your fault, being named the worst Avatar in history because you are a headstrong temperamental young woman (Korra).

I habe especially been thinking about Korra and how people make fun of her for a lot of stuff that she can‘t actually do anything about. And so I thought that she deserves a happy and full life and I hope she got that after she went to the spiritworld with Asami. She deserves all the good things and a happy and long life with her love together.

And then I started thinking about the other avatars anf that I have never seen anyone actually says anything similar to this statement.

We only know how Aangs amd Korras life were and what their personality is like. And maybe the first Avatar too but I can‘t remember his name right now (Wan?). The other we only see them ad fully realised avatars except if you read the comics then you know more about a few of them. But in the series we mostly see the story of Roku and only a little bit about the four avatars before Aang while he is talking to them on the turtlelions back when he meditates to meet them.

All of them deserved to life a happy and long life even if they did questionable things.

After writing all that I don‘t remember what my Original point was because I was half dreaming and half thinking about that while waking up.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[theo-the-ghost]

Our timer is running out

[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[leethepiper]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m bringing it back 5 years later, tis the season!

[madronasky]

Oh it’s deeper than that folks. Right @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses ??

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[fruitcakebro]

I’m somewhat terrified, but also pretty fucking interested. So I guess I’m reading Grinch x Tony the Tiger fanfiction now.

[callese]

refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

[growing-yet-into-magic]

Worldcat is my bestie and my one true love!! Not only does it tell you what library a book is at, but it also price compares different used book sites against each other for easy view! It's how I got Tarot For the Master for $10!!

[growing-yet-into-magic]

Oh, and since I have your attention: z-library (books and textbooks) and sci-hub (gatekept scientific journal articles.) I just ripped a textbook for class off z-library and snatched a required reading from sci-hub. Life is good and education should be accessible at every stage and station of life.

[mckitterick]

information wants to be free

[swarnpert]

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

[henchmaxxing]

You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means

[verdantelf]

fun fact antidepressants can cause low sodium levels.

when i was on them, i didnt know this, and my parents hated that i craved salt because “salt is unhealthy”, so i didn’t get enough–and blacked out and got dizzy a LOT.

if ur on antidepressants make sure to get enough salt!! i know media says salt=bad but i promise your body needs it!!

[teaboot]

IS THAT WHAT THAT’S BEEN ABOUT??

IVE BEEN BLACKING OUT CONSTANTLY WHAT THE FUCK

[passaia22]

You can also try to check. Put a little salt on your hand and eat it. If it tastes salty like it should you should have enough salt in your body. But if it tastes mild or sweet or something I don‘t really know how to explain it but it tastes really good you do not have enough salt. Repeat after a few hours so it is in you system and see if it tastes different. I don‘t know if it works for everyone but I tried it a few times and for me it works. Also if you crave something sweet or salty try to look up what it could be that is missing from your body. I saw somewhere (i don‘t remember where it was or where the people were) that someone was somewhere and they started craving butter or something so they just started eating it like that and they felt better afterwards. I am not a scientist or something, i just saw it somewhere. Please do not quote me on that but the salt thing works for me

[passaia22]

DCxDP as Brooklyn 99 Characters

This is Tim x Danny because I think it fits best if the character were like this more or less, there are situations where it changes

Also Danny knows about the bats and occasionally helps on a case. Not every convo is exactly the same as in the series.

English is not my first language

Captain Raymond Holt - Batman

Kevin costner - Selina or Clark

Sargent Terry Jeffords - Dick Grayson

Rosa Diaz / Adrian Pemento - Jason Todd

Amy Santiago - Tim Drake

Gina Linetti - Damian Wayne (mainly because Gina is mean to Amy most of the time and would be funny dynamic, also it‘s not that serious)

Jake Peralta - Danny Fenton

I was not sure who to pick for Dick because I think he would kinda also work for Jake but Tim is Amy so it doesn’t work. And for Jason I thought it would be really funny if when he is calm and collected he is more like Rosa and if he has the pit rage he is more like when adrian was there the first time and threatened Jake but in that moment it would be changed that it would be Tim or something.

Mainly thought of this because of these two interactions

Danny: No issues here, we never even had a fight.

Tim: It‘s true, our only close call was when Danny didn‘t know who Edward Nygma was.

Batman: Really? Never heard of the Riddler. (To Tim) This is who you want to be with?… I shouldn‘t get involved. Good luck with the case.

And

Jason just got back and he is still fighting with the pit rage, sits at Tims workstation and looks for something

Tim: Is that Jason „Second Robin aka Red Hood“ Todd?

Dick: Yeah he just started to be around more.

Tim walks to Jason and puts a Hand on his shoulder: Hey, excuse me Jason those are my files on my desk.

Jason grabs his hand and puts a knife to his throat.

Dick: Woah, woah let‘s calm down and drip the weapon.

Batman: Kids meet Jason or Red Hood. He‘s been with the league of Assassins for a year and then acted as a crime lord for a year and a half. He‘s been dealing with the lazarus pits and has been doing better at controlling it and he is joining us on patrols.

Tim still with a knife at his throat: That is… awesome!

If I think of another conversation that this or a similar dynamic works I‘ll try to remember to post it

[passaia22]

Arrest me but make it sexy

DCxDP with a little from The Rookie in there

This is my first post so sorry if the formating is a little off. English is not my first language.

So I just watched The Rookie again and I think it would be kind of funny if this happened

Batman and one of the bats (readers choice) but I like jason as Celina and Bruce as John Nolan. Let‘s pretend they get some of the police reports of a disturbance. They get there but nothing is happening and they just stand on the street or something.

Batman: hn.

Red hood: yeah nothing is happening here

The garage is opening. Danny, Tucker and Sam are there with band equipment.

Danny: (starts singing) Is that a baton in your pocket

or are you just happy to see me?

He puts the „short“ in shorty

and he looks like he wants to chase me…

arrest me but make it sexy (continues to sing the song)

Batman starts walking towards them and they start closing the garage door.

A week later they get called in for another disturbance. The song starts to play again.

Danny: Put me in the back of the car

And we‘ll start a verbal flirtation

I'm doing tax fraud and arsons

Now take me down to your station

Batman starts walking towards them again but out of nowhere there is a choir and mor people singing the song. Red Hood is laughing his ass of and starts filming and dances to the music.

Later in the batcave everyone is there for the debrief and oracle starts playing the recording and everyone starts laughing at batmans face in the recording.

Even later when Bruce is going with Jason to meet his boyfriend and they get to a bar. Then Danny gets on stage: Thank you guys for coming out tonight for the single release party for my new song 911. I wanna give a special shout out to OG Daddy cop Batman for being such a good sport.

Jason: I was going to tell you but I just thought this was way funnier. But now I see I made a mistake.

That is as far as I got. I just thought this was really funny. It would also work with Dick grayson as John Nolan and Jason, Tim or Damian as Celina but Dick is actually on Duty and one of his brothers just happened to be riding along with him. Now that I think about it, it would be even funnier if they were already together and planned this from the beginning.