Imagination-station

Really I haven't decided the purpose of my blog yet but ill get back to you on that. some quick things I think a reader should know about me. I'm gay, 21, love comics, play video games, and i love to laugh. if anything this blog is to show you a little about myself, with the occasional joke. feel free to ask questions or chat me up. i often get bored. Next stop insanity

[officialsolluxcaptor]

THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

[officialsolluxcaptor]

i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

[the-four-humors]

I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum. 

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers. 

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum. 

[officialsolluxcaptor]

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

[bakelite-bliss]

[catgifcentral]

[theflashisgone]

That is the face of regret, and the cat’s face isn’t even visible.

[toastbutteregg]

“hey lets go out tomorrow”

“cant. i need 5 business days before i ask my parents”

[door-maker-gal]

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

[solidsnakesasscheeks]

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

[lotad]

[thegirlwithafairysoul-deactivat]

It’s tadpoles’ season

[afniel]

The pond is full of commas.

[catchymemes]

After the Con

[imonlyadumpling]

I’m screaming!

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[deheerkonijn]

little spoon!Leg for @loveandslander

I love the concept of elf-sleep and true-sleep. What if elves just fuckin………conk out for 18 hours and wake up forgetting what year it is when they true-sleep

hot take all elves ugly-sleep

[what-your-elf-eyes-see]

Because we know that Legolas went days without sleep feelin’ spry as ever, I see this and I raise you 48 hours when they true-sleep

[deheerkonijn]

@what-your-elf-eyes-see Not only am I into this, I’m obsessed with this. What if the reason why elves don’t really like to true-sleep is because they’re basically comatose and it makes them super vulnerable?

It takes him a minute to get started back up again, he’ll get there.

[sailor-b]

[its-nothing-but-trash]

[cinquespotted]

[ranescu]

I am so ready for the first of Halloween.

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Give a ghost the right pair of shoes and they’ll conquer the world.

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Super hot where I am today, so have a summer spook.

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Send me pics of your ghost costumes :> 

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Why is everyone into dom ghosts…?

[ranescu]

They’re single and ready to mingle~

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[vega-antisocialite-deactivated2]

if I ever reblog a long as shit post, it’s this

sorry

notreally

[almondkittie]

It’s ONLY October 1st and already y’all are reblogging the weird shit!!???

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This is the longest set of cursed images I’ve ever seen

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

i t i s t i m e

[prince-aziraphale]

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

[prince-aziraphale]

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.

[paytonomo]

This also relates heavily to the IT field....... some days I wonder how people function

[rodrickheffeley]

men are acting like she hulk didnt exist in 1980s and stan lee himself didn't create her. men are truly a disease. gbless.

[socialistexan]

Fake Geek Boys don't know She-Hulk was Deadpool decades before Deadpool was Deadpool.

[rodrickheffeley]

she's been breaking 4th wall since 80s

[thenatsdorf]

Squeaky leopard cubs. (via TheBigCatSanct) [press play to here cubs squeak]

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[recommend]

Photos that look like real life glitches (x)

[msmkcreates]

Can we normalize doing nothing, please?

I work with kids. These kids are at my program before and after school, and then some of them have sports/dance/music sometimes all of the above before they finally go home, eat dinner, and go to sleep. Then rinse and repeat everyday, and games and more classes on the weekend, etc.

I’m all for extracurriculars, but this turns into the teen who is not only in the school play, but they’re on the newspaper, the football team, and seven different clubs. In college they take double the courseloads, and then once they graduate…what?

They work themselves raw because they arent used to downtime. They’ve been told they can always be doing something, and they don’t know how to relax. This turns into the adult that has anxiety because there’s nothing left to clean, the adult that desperately wants to watch that TV show but can’t force themselves to sit long enough for it.

Then they turn into the moms and dads who spend all their free time ferrying their kids to extracurriculars.

Like, these kids don’t know what downtime is? I told a kid I did nothing last weekend, and he looked at me like I was crazy. He asked what I was doing this weekend and I said “Probably sleeping, mostly,” and he actually gasped. Then he rattled off a bunch of things I could do, to which I had to stop him.

“No, you don’t understand. I plan on sleeping. I’m booked.”

“But you could–”

“Nah. I’m just gonna rest.”

It was as if I had said a bad word or something. I asked what he does when he gets sick, and he says he goes to practice anyway. I asked him what he does if he doesn’t feel like going, and he said he goes anyway. I asked when he takes time to rest, and he said when he sleeps at night.

Bring back lazy Sundays. Bring back Saturday morning cartoons. Bring back the idea of relaxing and soaking in your day before moving into the next thing. Bring back the right to breathe, the right to rest.

Bring back mental health days, and taking a break. Bring back taking a walk or watching a show or setting a timer to remind yourself to stop cleaning and relax.

If you’re running at 100% all the time with no time to recharge, then your battery is going to die spectacularly, and probably at the worst possible time.

[chordata7]

Mood

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[rehfan]

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

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