PeachyKeye

Welcome to my Tumblr! There's plenty of crazy around here! :) If you like my art, check me out at my DeviantArt. Stay peachy! ;D

[hiamigoman]

[icarus-suraki]

Happy Easter.

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[peachykeye]

Icon Commission for @thecrueloath

Had alot of fun with this one! Love her color scheme!

[rainbowcolouredshoes]

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

[andthebluestblue]

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

[unoobang-deactivated20210222]

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

how many star in the sky

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

Like 7 star

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

good job nasa keep up the good work

[polychromehana]

why is everyone so disappointed to learn my immortal was a troll fic? i’m glad to hear it. just the amount of craftsmanship put into this awful, awful parody. it’s beautiful. a masterpiece. a modern legend. and as an added plus, i no longer have to live with the fear that poking fun at the fic could be hurting someone’s actual feelings, who in this case would be a teenage girl just trying to write some self insert fic and getting yelled at by the ugliest parts of the web. instead, i just get to laugh at this awesome parody that is actually genuinely hilarious and charming, with the full knowledge that it’s meant to be laughed at! like, just how much better does that make the whole thing? to me, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT BETTER.

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[kijiboop]

Reblog forever.

[naturepunk]

Different Strokes?

I think I left the teller at the bank genuinely disturbed when I told him that “If I can’t afford it, I just don’t buy it.”  “What about a car? Do you drive a car?” he inquired, his voice toning on the edge of fear.   I told him, “Yeah, I have a vehicle. I bought it used for under $3,000.”  He looked physically pained. “What about if you want to buy some kind of new appliance? Or furniture?” he persisted. I stared at him blankly. “My couch was $5.00 at Goodwill. Like…I just buy shit cheap or I don’t buy it at all. The only thing in my life that I make payments on is my house, my bills, and my insurance, and that’s split five ways because I have housemates.”  The young man looked horrified? Appalled? And somehow also awed?  This guy couldn’t have been much older than me. But it seemed that he’d never even considered the option before of saving up for something to purchase it outright instead of using a credit card. Am I the only person in my general age group (just turned 26) who’s never owned a credit card, and who has forgone basic comforts in order to save up for items so you don’t owe money to anyone, like, ever? 

[rose-in-a-fisted-glove]

If you’re living in the US without a credit card at 26, you’re playing with danger.

No credit is viewed as the same as bad credit. Which means you could be denied if you ever do need to rent an apartment or a car. Hospitals and clinics are also less likely to allow payment plan programs for people without good credit.

The best thing you could do at this point is apply for a credit card you’re eligible for and pay a few things (I do gas and groceries myself) with it each month. As long as you keep it to zero balance each month there is no interest and there will be proof of you not having debt (instead of just the absence of debt).

[captainlordauditor]

what.

[janothar]

This is legit how it works.  The system requires records on you, or else.  So you need a credit card and worse, you need to have a record of using it, even if you pay it off every single month.  Unfortunately, the formulas used to determine credit score are secret, so we also have people suggesting that your credit rating is helped if every so often you do pay a bit of interest.  The whole thing is a complete mess.  If you don’t have a credit rating/history, then any loans you manage to get will be at extremely high interest and will require much more effort than they really should.

[captainlordauditor]

what

[awellboiledicicle]

yeaah let me just go get a card that i can’t pay off because capitalism is shit, even if i literally only buy a pack of gum that’d go well

[janothar]

If you pay it off in full every month there is no interest.  Do what OP is doing but put some of that on your credit card and pay it off every month, and soon you will have a very good credit rating.

[awellboiledicicle]

you skipped right the fuck over the “can’t pay it off” part huh like credit cards are just not a viable thing if you’re poor and have shit income

[janothar]

And I’m saying to literally not put anything on it if you can’t buy it in cash. And I’m aware that they fuck over poor people, but yeah, that’s the system that’s in place. This is advice for navigating it, which is how to obtain good credit which helps a lot.

[redbirdblogs]

Right like don’t make minimum payments, put your gas on your credit card then that same day pay the credit card company online then don’t worry about it for another month. It’s an absolutely shit system, but in the event of an emergency it’s good to have.

[kedreeva]

I have had to explain this to a lot of people in my life, but it’s true- no credit is the same as bad credit. What having (and using) the card actually shows is that you are capable of (and actually follow through on) making regular payments: ie, it is proof of having a steady income (even if you do not actually have a steady income). It is showing you reliably can pay for things you purchase, which is what your credit score is all about.

Think of it this way. You have a credit card, which is your credit tracking device. You use the card to tell someone “I will pay for this thing with borrowed money.” They agree to allow you to pay with borrowed money. You then turn around to your credit card company and say “Thank you for allowing me to borrow your money, I will now pay you back with my own money.” (which, if you repay them promptly enough, you can repay them the exact same amount you borrowed, rather than paying them more than you borrowed [which is what interest is])

The credit card company then recognizes that you successfully borrowed their money AND returned it safely, and they pass that information along to credit tracking companies. Each time you do this, you gain credibility. If you do this enough times, you are considered a credible borrower of money, so that if you ever are in a situation where you need to borrow a large sum of money (for example, a mortgage or a car or a hospital bill or whatever), companies with money will look at how well you have returned money in the past, and say Ah yes, this person repays their debts well, so we can lend them our money this time.

So like, do what the above folks are recommending. Get a credit card and use to to reasonably purchase things you already have to buy- put a batch of groceries on the card. Go home (or wherever you can use the interne), pay it off as if you had paid cash in the store for it. There is no extra fee or interest for doing this, and you are leveling up your credibility in case of emergency later on in life.

[peachykeye]

Please listen, people. This is really good advice. My dad signed me up for a credit card in high school to pay off the gas for my car. That was it. That’s still how I use it 5 years later. Pay for gas and groceries (and emergencies ie. unexpected medical bills) and then pay it off when I get paid. And my credit score is damn near 800. That’s about as good as it gets. I could, theoretically, get any loan I wanted from my bank. Unfortunately, my S.O did exactly what OP did. Paid for his used truck in full, never had to finance anything, never owned a credit card. And because we live in Texas and because of the non existence of his credit, we can’t get a home loan from the bank. Period. They won’t even give us a second glance. I don’t make enough a month to qualify for any substantial amount of loan (not to mention that there’s this hidden rule where if you work for tips you have to be at that job for TWO YEARS to qualify) so we can’t even use my credit. And because my 27 year old S.O doesn’t have any credit, We’re up shit creek without a paddle and we have a baby due in December (3 months). We’ve been working diligently to build his credit all year, but this shit takes time.  So please listen to the advice above and PLEASE go get a credit card to build your credit. It may just save you a lot of hassle in the future. I know it sucks, but this is how the system works in America.

[justnoodlefishthings]

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

[peachykeye]

That’s right! Commissions are open! Long story short: I’m PREGNANT! yay! but babies cost money and America is dumb and doesn’t pay for Maternity leave so I need monies to help get me through a couple months until I can go back to work. The baby isn’t due until December but the sooner I start saving the better. Commissions: I’m super flexible on these so if you want to customize your order, I’m up for that. Example: you want a half body with no color I can do that for about $20 instead of $30 or maybe you just want a basic sketch, but you don’t want full body? Bust sketches are $10 Completion times for these will vary. I still work 40 hours a week plus house chores, cooking, and sleeping. Not to mention doctor’s appointments and getting ready for the baby!

Just message me and let me know! Thank you! <3 Also, if you don’t want to buy, you’d really be helping me out if you re-blogged this so other people can see!

[thatsthat24]

Caught in the Act 💢

[youngbloodthekilljoy]

I’M WEAK

[cailin-valsdottir]

Well that took a turn

[ohjustletmewriteinpeace]

Thomas: Aha! [dramatic strings] I caught you red handed! 

[cut to girl looking up at Thomas and shifting her eyes left and right]

Thomas: [holds up and points to spinner] It was right hand blue.

[fun music plays] [cut to same girl and a boy on a Twister mat with her right hand on red]

Everyone: yeah

[girl moves her hand to blue]

Thomas: [laughing off screen] gotta get that right 

[cuts to Thomas] [music ends suddenly]

Thomas: I also know you’re cheating on me with Mark

[cut to girl and boy dropping their jaws and looking at each other]

[cut to Thomas nodding disapprovingly at them]

[Thomas picks up spinner and spins]

Thomas: right hand yell-

[sugarsculls]

[ksniasolo]

[alone-intheshadows-deactivated2]

I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

[greelin]

why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t involve me are endless

[nevaehtyler]

Ariana you’re doing amazing sweetie

[min-yek]

This💯

[peachykeye]

*orders something on amazon*

Me 5 mins later: where it at tho