sal.t

out here doing my best

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[catchymemes]

[samurottinhell]

[marvellegends]

Smooth Miles being smooth.

[therightprometheanfire]

[heelsandswords]

#every single spider person in the multiverse has to share their one braincell it’s really tragic for them

[artemis-the-sinister]

Part of me thinks Gwen shouldn’t be counted in this, the other part remembers the “Gwanda” scene

[funtoban-blog]

[luxjii]

get you a boy who can do both

[luxjii]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[metalgearsolid2]

literally the only thing keeping me going right now is that fucked up little pepe that appears in memes occasionally

[metalgearsolid2]

i would lay down my life for him in an instant

[metalgearsolid2]

[ed-longshanks]

[archcracker]

[iamconstantine]

The Great British Bake Off: Everybody have fun :) :) I’m sure you’ll all do fine :) Your Swiss roll is so lovely :) :) :) Very nice :))) *Light ballet music*

Any American Cooking Show: YOU GUYS HAVE SIX SECONDS LEFT THEN THE BOMB E X P L O D E S *Gunfire* YOU THINK THAT COUNTS AS FOOD YOU PATHETIC SAD SACK *Ride of the Valkyrie blasting in the background* ILL SEND A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL BEFORE I TAKE A BITE OF THAT *Banshee shriek

[jojoroxye]

[jagyularr]

this is the exchange she is referring to

[toastbutteregg]

what even is bread

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason

[sovietnam]

[relelvance]

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

[ofallthehappy-deactivated202004]

squad

[bopeep]

we dem b o y z

[ollies-outies]

[archive-12-deactivated20200409]

cleaning gurus: minimalism only. you can only own 3 t shirts and a cactus. white walls. you can have one pen and a piece of paper. everything you own has to fit into a backpack everyone: omg this is SUCH good advice i followed this exactly and it CHANGED. MY. LIFE. everyone has to follow this!! marie kondo: actually you can keep things you like! getting rid of clutter doesn’t mean getting rid of things that take up space: it means getting rid of things that you don’t need or don’t make you happy. holding onto things that have no personal or practical value creates the real clutter!  everyone: oh my GOD she’s trying to force me to throw away everything i love! she wants me to live in a house with only three t shirts and a cactus!!! she is personally in my house and forcing me to toss out my grandfather’s ashes right now >:( also learn to speak english

[angelclawed]

its the racism

[odin-n-out]

[mermantula]