Renée Vivien's lost daughter

Gender Non-Conforming Lesbian | Lover of poetry | Hopeless romantic | Controversial in nature but always willing to change my worldview if enough evidence is brought forward | Banner art by @nebuleeart

[pequenoalecrim]

Introduction

Hi there, dear tumblrinas!

I'm a 19yo called Einy and welcome to my blog! I see everything in this world through very lesbian very female-centric lenses –> you have been warned, I don't want any complaints.

I love absurdism, historical fiction/nonfiction, tragedies, acid humor, romance and "god forbid women do anything" coupled with "be gay do crime".

Favorite movies: Everything Everywhere All at Once, Arrival, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, and Heathers.

Favorite tv shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Haunting of Hill House, A League Of Their Own.

Favorite book: Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Café.

I am a complete drama queen who loves to daydream and come up with scenarios for me or my favorite characters while listening to music or zoning during class. I'm a Computer Science major, but that's completely irrelevant since it has almost nothing to do with my personality.

Featured here: a weird mix of autism, high abilities/giftedness and bipolar disorder, resulting in a Frankenstein-like aberration that more so resembles an alien trying to imitate human behavior than a functioning adult.

Things I like to do: write (a lot), sing, draw, study random shit, dance extremely badly, circus stuff such as juggling and acrobatics, play lifesim and casual videogames, read, watch movies and tv shows, debate and learn new things about the world.

Anecdotes to get a feel for my personality: at age 9, I was accused (and punished) by the elders at my Jehovah's Witness congregation of being a homosexual after feminist-ing too close to the sun. In high school, my class played what was essentially a bullying game where they voted people for different catagories like "thinks they're cool but aren't" and I won many "annoying"-esc titles (including that one). Also in high school, my two best friends cornered me, confessed they were in love with me, asked me to pick one, and, when I rejected them, blamed me for the whole situation. They proceeded to copy my eating habits, political leanings, sexuality, diagnoses (?), gender presentation, among other things, until I eventually cut them off and they went right back to being bisexual, omnivore, conservative, feminine women. Talk about the lesbian urge to merge lol.

Last but not least, a disclaimer: I do not play fair. If I love a character, all the others can die slow painful deaths as far as I'm concerned. I'm too just in real life and fandom is my one space where I can be as biased as my heart desires because I'm hurting no one and there's no real negative consequences. Therefore, I might ship a pairing and hate one half of it (very common with me). I particularly love characters that follow the trope: popular blonde lesbian (or bi) coded girl who dies or is presumed dead (especially via betrayal) and haunts the narrative. Think Jackie Taylor, Heather Chandler, Laura Palmer, Alison DiLaurentis. However, as long as the character is a controlling repressed sapphic, I'm sure to have a parasocial relationship with her so watch out.

[raccoonmilf]

She is so shaped

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[luimnigh]

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

[lasrina]

Plus, what an absolute baller move to announce your regnal name as William the Last.

[insomniac-arrest]

Pros and Cons of Bipedalism

Pros:

One of the most efficient gaits of the animal kingdom

Can carry and use tools while walking

Less area for sun exposure back in Africa (top of the head vs whole back)

Can carry our young since their stupid tiny hands can’t cling to us anymore like proper primates

Taller: see predators coming, pick fruit from trees, give better high-fives

Look scarier to other animals

Cons:

Back hurty

BIRTH HURTY x100

Knees: “I didn’t sign up for this.”

Heart: “I didn’t sign up for this.”

our circulatory system has to work so hard bro

Big tiger can see us better

Did I mention how much birth hurts bc of our stupid upright hips? Seriously, commonly dying in childbirth isn’t an evolutionary benefit smh

Anyway, I would like to hold a re-vote on walking upright, who’s game? 

[sea-salted-wolverine]

unintended side effect: no tail so our heads got bigger to counter balance and keep us from constantly falling over. enormous skull now full of brain benefit of brain - made friends with wolves problem with brain - v. fragile and invented capitalism

[insomniac-arrest]

brain so fragile, meat so huge :(

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1323

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love having a corporeal form. i love eating warm food on cold days. i love taking hot showers. i love sleeping on clean sheets. i delight in earthly decadence. i wake up and eat warm bread slathered in butter. i own multiple pairs of soft fuzzy socks. this body is so comfy and i'm not returning it any time soon

[wonderingwhereileftreality]

Babe it's decomposing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and yet i am NOT DONE USING IT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

REANIMATE REUSE RECYCLE

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

The Minneapolis Journal- February 3rd, 1914 via Robbinsdale Historical Society

[221btimelordette]

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[duckydoesstuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame for your collection

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

hi i think every white theater kid and anyone who has ever seen a movie should watch this

[teaboot]

Holy shit

[psych-is-the-name]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[frankthecherokee]

@blade-liger-4ever don't hate me. It was too good to pass up

[ronin-warriors-fanatic]

@just-absolutely-super @coolman229

[desertmarble]

I think in retrospect one thing that will be historically notable about the 2020s is the use of online smear campaigns against powerful women. Like it’s extremely frightening. So many of them also were quite literally funded by men who were angry about “getting MeTooed” and wanted to ruin a woman’s life the same way.

[desertmarble]

The most frightening part is what happens when you discuss these women or overhear discussions about them in real life. The internet moves on, sometimes like with Amber Heard it even course corrects. But you bring up these women’s names to your coworkers or your aunt or whoever and they wrinkle their noses. Isn’t she a terrible person though? And you can’t really convince them otherwise, not fully. That’s the goal of these smear tactics, to create a big poison mushroom cloud that EVERYONE inhales and once the normies log off you’re marked forever, even after your name is cleared a week later.

Men figured out that calling a woman’s morals into question (whether warranted or not) and then buying a bunch of bots or goading mentally ill freaks to act hysterical about it does tarnish a woman’s reputation exactly the same way that serious sexual assault and violent crime cases tarnish a man’s.

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[grimeclown]

This is a fucking new one

[tchaikovskaya]

[veronica-rich]

It's like there's no discernment anymore. You don't need sources to prove women have rich inner lives or that no race has innate superiority. You DO need sources if you're gonna fight me that vaccines or Tylenol cause autism or that the moon is cheese.

[somecunttookmyurl]

or that you can literally shift into a different material reality when you're asleep

[ayeforscotland]

Still the best gaming fact.

[vixivulpixel]

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.