perhaps illusion

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[perhapsillusion]

I'm pregnant

I have GERD

I'm stressed

[perhapsillusion]

An update:

I'm pregnant

I have GERD

I'm stressed

I'm WNI

[idleminds]

"I'll start with making the noodle soup. We need kelp and bonito flakes, I think. We put in the kelp. Then, we wait for 30 minutes. At the end, we'll take the kelp and the bonito flakes, which we'll use later, out of the pot. They will not remain in the noodle soup that we finished making. But their tastes will linger. They exist." — Saionji-san wa Kaji wo Shinai, Episode 9

[deokmis]

Ousama ni Sasagu Kusuriyubi Ep. 3

[perhapsillusion]

Nitta Togo and the "G" stands for green flag.

This fight he had with Ayaka..

He admitted that he might not understand her decision, but he still made sure Ayaka knew exactly what she signed up for.

A supportive husband, we love to see it :))

Another scene, another fight, another banger lines.

Sometimes I just want to peek inside the writers' mind when they wrote this.

And also this scene where Togo & Ayaka went to a shrine.

I love you ❌ Watch me go to hell right there beside you ✔ I'll share my happiness with you even if we'll be punished together ✔

My favorite scene is everytime they said "Okaeri" and the other answered "Tadaima". Having someone to come home to is the best feeling ever.

Ousasa has became one of my favorite show but my only problem with it is the messy writings and plot holes on the second half :(( Their chemistry deserve a better story line :(((

[seawherethesunsets]

Shinbun Kisha / The Journalist (2022) dir. Fujii Michihito

Remember what you used to always say? “I work for the citizens of Japan. So I will be a bureaucrat who works for the helpless.” But you seem like you’ve been under a lot of stress lately. You try to hide it but it’s so totally obvious. If the four of us, Hayato, Natsuki, you and I…can live a tranquil life together, that would make me happiest of all. 

[hikarisbeam]

Go Ayano ◇ 地面師たち /Tokyo Swindlers (2024) Ep. 1

[perhapsillusion]

I watched Jimenshitachi after finishing MIU404, and when I saw this scene I just immediately knew that I fell hard on his acting skill.

[perhapsillusion]

Even our hidden sorrows; let's love it

It's fine.. your world, just as you are now, it's precious.. because it's precious.. stay here with me

Even when we're smiling like an adult, then crying like a child.. We're so similar.. Let's be together..

Just the way you are, like a kidult..

[harryshouse]

so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

[frompawntoqueen]

The America version is called FoodForAll

[somecunttookmyurl]

I love TooGoodToGo all of this sushi cost me £3.50 (the chinese food cost me £3.59)

[korben600]

YOOOOOOO, they’re formalizing this?!?!

I used to do community service at a community breakfast, we’d go to the local Safeway and get all their stale bread, the local bakery for their stale baked goods and whatnot.

They throw away so much food it’s ridiculous, I’m glad someone finally created a program like this!

[askawelfarecaseworker]

The American app isn’t available everywhere but if you’re broke in NY or Boston, check it out!

[tundrakatiebean]

The US app logo currently looks like this and was last updated 3 weeks ago (as of January 25th 2020)

[sissikuk]

TooGoodToGo is available in many European countries, including the UK, much of Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Poland, Italy and the Iberian peninsula. 

[unzip-your-guts]

In Canada we have flash food, I dont know if it’s just confined to loblaw stores but you can get food that stores have to throw out for dirt cheap

[defira85]

I know I reblogged this once already but I’m back to say there’s an Australian version!

YWaste has been around since 2017 apparently, so they’re quite well established if you’re Australian and in need of options

[perhapsillusion]

What kind of stress you give someone for them to nearly faint from a sudden rise of blood pressure. I thought this only happen in a drama. But this morning someone dear to me experience it. And the cause of it... was someone who should've been her strength her shield her pillar.

How stubborn how consistent you have to be so that you're still the one I hate the most after all these years.....

[perhapsillusion]

I'm pregnant

I have GERD

I'm stressed

[untmd]

Jiu Jitsu Instructor Lets Adorable Little Girl Beat Him

[inked-up-gentleman-deactivated2]

Not sure what you’re talking about. He obviously put up a good fight, but was clearly no match for her.

[skypig357]

She’s got mad skills for a white belt. I’d be fearful of facing her even now. Much less at blue

[bahawaywithyou-deactivated20230]

This might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[micdotcom]

[i-am-mx-monster]

I will reblog this every time I see it.

[exhaustedwerewolf]

I just- went to look at what was trending out of interest, and saw noragami, which I enjoyed but ultimately lost interest in a few years ago, but thought I’d take a peek for old time’s sake, mostly to see how yukine (who was my favourite) was doing, and-

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[hanni-bunny-lecter-deactivated2]

[unexplained-events]

Herders in Lapland (Finland) are spraying their reindeer’s antlers with reflective paint to help drivers see them in the dark and the end results are really creepy.

SOURCE

[anntickwittee]

John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch (2019)