(insert witty quote here)

I’m back, bishes 👌🏻

[weirdmageddon]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[theblehthatbloos]

[carnelianfoxx]

[theblehthatbloos]

[succubused]

some of you never learned the difference between “bad writing” and “narrative choice i didn’t like” and it shows

[succubused]

[quantumghosts]

getting ready is physically a 15min task but emotionally, anywhere between 30min to 5 hours

[transfemininomenon]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[transfemininomenon]

you know it sister

[incorrectgreekgods]

Greek Gods as Whos Line is it Anyway?

anyways, heres my current favorite trash as gods

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Hephaestus

Aphrodite

Ares

Dionysus

[insomniac-arrest]

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

[kineticpenguin]

It is increasingly obvious that most people have no idea how to indicate an illness is slowly killing someone without making them cough up blood. Doesn’t matter what it is or if it has anything to do with your respiratory system, if you’re dying, you’re coughing up blood.

[kineticpenguin]

Writers found out about tuberculosis and were like “damn this slaps” and we’ve been stuck with it ever since

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire

[libertineangel]

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[sillysayaka]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[arabwife]

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

[some-1one]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

This can’t be real, can it?

[roseyturtles]

,,,,slorp

[yourlocalangelkin]

Soup,,

[highlandvalley]

[joeylikespizza]

this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen

[hanschensolo]

I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure

[human-nonsense]

This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her

[akiragatr]

Treasure Planet really did slap with it’s aesthetics, because they really went “spaceships, except they’re literally ships”.

[moami]

A cheese wizard - a fromage, if you so wish -,

[acegraysons-deactivated20150622]

a genderqueer superhero who wears a binder and hides their face so everyone assumes they’re male but then they have c cups and never bind as a civilian so their secret identity is safe

[capillaryspice]

Actually theres an Argentinian comic/tv show called Cybersix thats pretty much exactly this, except the other way around:

“Cybersix” (superhero persona)

“Adrien Seidelman” (civilian persona)

i believe all the episodes are on youtube if you want to watch it…

[spacevixenmusic]

I was literally just thinking of this post and adding Cybersix the other day!

Bonus points: you can get the show on DVD now too!

[solitarelee]

YES OMG Cybersix is SO obscure and underrated! 

[that-meiko-girl]

the animation alone, is breathtaking

[arcanehalo]

genderqueer superhero where gender is a disguise was a nice sprinkle but “high school teacher by day, and battles the monstrous biological weapons of her creator by night” is what really reels me in here

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

this is the post that inspired this blog

[foil-flingza-roller-deactivated]

i think the world is ready to see this one :)