i walked with you once upon a dream

Aria | 26 | she/her

[autumnonapoea]

i went to a drag show and one of the acts was Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus

[afoxnamedmulder]

[elvis-shrimpley]

Woah mama I'm a shrimp

[aflo]

I truly believe we don't have much time left

[brightlotusmoon]

[theonewhopoops]

[former-portland-mando]

[sofuton]

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[fuckboysecurityllc]

Hey Paul!

[vevader3]

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[melynnwaters]

genuinely transcendental I love humans

[dans-other-clone]

is this why road work takes what feels like months

[ey-yo]

do you expect them to STARVE ?

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

[dizzyghoast]

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

[teaboot]

Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars

[thej0ry]

Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?

No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude

[bakugo-sucks]

Are they still smorking weed bunts??? Without you?????

[thej0ry]

*rips your arms off and pounds your head into your chest with them but is just sighing and not really into it the whole time*

[maxthebutchdyke]

[maxthebutchdyke]

maybenoots is the only one who understands

[clonehub]

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

[once-a-lurker]

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

[clonehub]

[kaijuno]

[anarch0possum]

[kaijuno]

Horrible addition! Thanks

[isetmyfriendsonfire-deactivated]

in the club balding

[cityrun]

[wannab-urs]

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

[archliches]

man c'mon

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[ozempicofficial]

[time-is-a-lake]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

you just met hank hill

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[coughloop]

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey