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emofuker

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️ DONR DRINK WATER AFTER EATING FISH

bcos the water may causr the fish to swim and then u will feel gluuglulguglu in your stomach !!!!!!!!!

REMEMBER!!!!

marsizalien

just thought it might be a good idea to reblog for other peole's safety

tanadrin

I hope there’s an afterlife so that whoever made this pot 2,000 years ago can brag that their cookware is so good it’s still usable literally millennia later. Something about this object being lost for centuries and then rediscovered, and being put (successfully) to its original purpose again is so pleasing to me.

cryptotheism

Some Uzbek digging a canal: “Oh fuck yes a free pot. This rules.”

sanguinifex

I think it’s kind of beautiful that this pot just got used as an ordinary pot. Like imagine you’re a smith and you make a pot so good that people are using it 2000 years later. You’d be proud, right?

wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

vmkhoneyy

“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

ostolero

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

sayaratyriea

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

mortimermcmirestinks

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

rcktpwr

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

ceeberoni

i will give the horse that kills me no such luxury

fwippy

interesting dates on this post

gigglepuffpixie

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

foxisconfused

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

william-s-churros

i think i saw a movie like this once

maidslime

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

poetrylesbian

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

goeasyonjude

someone tell jude st. francis i love him dearly

2015joshler

"and so i try to be kind to everything i see, and in everything i see, i see him"

you hate me YOU HATE ME YOU HATE ME YOU HATE ME

thir10th

that moment when you’ve been depressed and isolated for some time and then you finally spend a whole evening w your friends, and they’re driving you back home, music full volume, they’re all laughing and yelling over one another, and you understand what Hanya Yanagihara meant with the “healing power of friendship” even when it isn’t enough to save you