ADHD MESS

drink conditioner and die! 33f | she/they

[madeofklay]

allergies are killing me this summer

[were--ralph]

[joyflameball]

Please for the love of god unmute

[albatris]

sudden overwhelming fear that whatever I'm doing I'm not doing it Fast Enough

[inks-books]

Dw this is a universal feel:

It's very human of you in many ways.

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[furiousfinnstan]

i keep thinking about that one blogger on here who mentioned applying to 80+ jobs and still not getting a single callback

[furiousfinnstan]

i keep thinking of my sister's 2 degrees who are collecting dust because no one's hiring

[furiousfinnstan]

i keep thinking of my classmate in highschool who said their father accidentally became a graphic designer without any real experience about 20 odd years prior

[furiousfinnstan]

i keep thinking of me passing those extensive english exams for a fucking call service job and not showing up to the final online interview because of technical issues,I asked them to reschedule they just ghosted me instead

[furiousfinnstan]

i keep thinking of that nepo kid in my college and his secure future

[furiousfinnstan]

i keep thinking of my miscellaneous art skills and how none of them are worth anything without a degree,a connection,internet clout,or without a job willing to train me more except the entry level position is dead right?

[furiousfinnstan]

i keep thinking of everyone everywhere who is dying or going to die in the streets despite all the money and shelter available in the world

[pomidaea]

A necromancer who hates blood and a vampire that loves the sun walk into a bar

(also some last minute refs for artfight)

[onlytiktoks]

[unclefathersantateddy]

Oh my god????

Oh my god.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is a vent post, feel free to ignore

[cellamare]

[mikkeneko]

I thought at the time and still maintain that Victor's actions make perfect sense if you take the premise that he's just coming off an extended major depressive episode. this is EXACTLY the kind of behavior you would expect to see from someone who has categorically realized "I can't live like this any more" and has just been presented with an alternative that doesn't involve suicide

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[arizonaconservativegal]

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

[catparazzi]

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

[tacticalskirt]

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

[vamptits]

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

[vamptits]

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

[fxa]

[elfie-42]

[headspace-hotel]

I feel like tumblr is giving me a somewhat skewed impression of what breaking bad is about

[thememedaddy]

[jetsetterdreamsjetbluemoney]

Cackling

[darkandstormydolls]

I was talking to my mom about John Green today and I mentioned that “he’s still on tumblr” and she asked why that would be weird and I said that no one is on tumblr these days, “except him and I guess me”

So

I don’t know what all of you guys are doing here, because clearly this website is occupied only by me and John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

just the two of us / we can make it if we try.

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

[ilikethemwings]

[greenbloods]

CANCEL george rr martin for being directly responsible for 1) a Bowl of Mac and Cheese esque YA book titles 2) insufferable people saying "oh you sweet summer child" in comment sections across the web and 3) "the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep" sigma phonk edits

[caffeinosis]

The last one is from the show, GRRM is innocent

[greenbloods]

CANCEL jrr tolkien for being directly responsible for 1) dnd 5e

[nerteragranadensis]

[image: tags reading: none of the above is his fault tbh / he's made something popular and everyone else ripped him off / might as well cancel Tolkien for DND existing. end image description.]