Constantine

I waterboarded Drew Barrymore, but I think she'll live. Mid-20s, unmotivated perfectionist working on improving and learning how to live more authentically

[menlove]

been seeing far too many ppl talking about ICE detaining black citizens in chicago going "where are they going to send them back to?????" like you have severely missed every single warning sign that you've been given and deeply misunderstood what's happening. this was never about sending anyone "back" it's about murdering them and/or using them for labor. the fact that you can get this far into this and think ICE just wanted to send latines "back" is fucking crazy please read something. anything.

[menlove]

and like it makes the lukewarm fucking response to this shit make sense bc these people genuinely thought that they were just sending people back to their country of origin like. oh okay so you didn't believe us when we said we were getting detained and disappeared and killed. you just thought it was a kind of sad thing but ultimately not that bad. you really didn't listen when we said this was going to start happening to everyone the government deems undesirable regardless of citizenship. right. of course you didn't care.

[menlove]

been seeing far too many ppl talking about ICE detaining black citizens in chicago going "where are they going to send them back to?????" like you have severely missed every single warning sign that you've been given and deeply misunderstood what's happening. this was never about sending anyone "back" it's about murdering them and/or using them for labor. the fact that you can get this far into this and think ICE just wanted to send latines "back" is fucking crazy please read something. anything.

[menlove]

and like it makes the lukewarm fucking response to this shit make sense bc these people genuinely thought that they were just sending people back to their country of origin like. oh okay so you didn't believe us when we said we were getting detained and disappeared and killed. you just thought it was a kind of sad thing but ultimately not that bad. you really didn't listen when we said this was going to start happening to everyone the government deems undesirable regardless of citizenship. right. of course you didn't care.

[menlove]

been seeing far too many ppl talking about ICE detaining black citizens in chicago going "where are they going to send them back to?????" like you have severely missed every single warning sign that you've been given and deeply misunderstood what's happening. this was never about sending anyone "back" it's about murdering them and/or using them for labor. the fact that you can get this far into this and think ICE just wanted to send latines "back" is fucking crazy please read something. anything.

[menlove]

and like it makes the lukewarm fucking response to this shit make sense bc these people genuinely thought that they were just sending people back to their country of origin like. oh okay so you didn't believe us when we said we were getting detained and disappeared and killed. you just thought it was a kind of sad thing but ultimately not that bad. you really didn't listen when we said this was going to start happening to everyone the government deems undesirable regardless of citizenship. right. of course you didn't care.

[viejospellejos]

[thebadchoicemachine]

she fucking killed him dude

[movie-gifs]

THE BIRDCAGE — 1996, dir. Mike Nichols

[incognito-princess]

I can HEAR these gifs…

[werewolfie]

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

like this is hysterical

[conscious-margarine]

had to pitch in a few i found, i have been cackling at this for like 15 minutes

[transfaabulous]

I’ve seen this post floating around intermittently for years and I just realized this is the American version of the one here in Germany, in which we do the same thing with Ritter Sport:

In order from left to right: American-style hot dog, canned ravioli and warm beer, raw ground pork,* toothpaste,** pomegranate,*** and Obama-edition flame-grilled beef patty with crispy fries.

These are just scraping the top of how deep it goes.

* Mett is an actual dish which, due to reasonable food safety standards in Germany, is safe to eat and essentially pork tartare, though not recommended for those pregnant, nursing, immunocompromised, or similar medically contraindicated groups. Much of the world does not maintain the necessary level of structural food safety standards for raw pork to be safe to eat, or otherwise does not know how to prepare it safely on an individual level (the latter of which is true even in Germany) so best not to try this one at home!

** Recommended by dentists!

*** A pun. In German, “pomegranate” also means “grenade apple.”

[ashenmind]

“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

[ashenmind]

the average person thinks of children like particularly delicate houseplants

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

target self-checkout cameras were designed by a crack team of perverts at raytheon who were given the prompt of “induce dysphoria in anyone who gazes into this device regardless of their gender identity”

[important-animal-images]

[anais-mirliaz]

frolicking with mama :)

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[momrikamayhem]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[rustmarty]

guys. please

[this-whole-situation]

[creature-amalgam]

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

both of these simultaneously

[primeministerofantarctica]

Therapy is expensive, but there are free non-chatgpt resources out there

Therapy Worksheets, Tools, and Handouts | Therapist Aid

Free worksheets, treatment guides, and videos for mental health professionals. Topics include CBT, anger management, self-esteem, relaxation

Finch - Your New Self Care Best Friend

Finch - Your New Self Care Best Friend

You feel like shit. That sucks. You Feel Like Shit is a game designed to help you help yourself through your shitty times and practice self

Introduction to the Analog Brain - Skip the intro and go to the tool - Sometimes (lots of times) (all the time), I have the urge to do

I've used all of these and can vouch for them. Stay safe, love u guys 💖

[gayrob0t]

'I asked chat GPT-'

oh did you? You asked something that steals shit to lie to you about a subject? And you just tell me this like I care to know what it said? Like I wanted to know its opinion? I regularly ask my cat Cheesey Gordita Crunch about many subjects and I think I trust his judgement more than whatever bullshit ur shitty algorithm spat out

[gayrob0t]

I asked catCGC about the issues and I think his input is valuable here he says 'weh'

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

pls thank him <3

[bartfargo]

Worthwhile input

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Smarter than any US politician <3

[unreformedcarrots]

[one-shitpost-a-day]

[angrybell]

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

[gunsandfireandshit]

For the uninitiated:

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

My preferred version:

[anonymus-maximus-er]

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.

[kingscrown666]

It's possible he studied physics/engineering, but that's middle school knowledge. I remember a teacher talking about that when i was a kid

[mortalityplays]

if you've ever felt nervous to work with an editor in case they judge you, know that every time I take on a new client a tiny part of me gets scared that they'll turn out to be a divine and flawless being whose first draft operates on levels beyond my comprehension and I'll have to crawl back to them on hands and knees and say I'm sorry, I'm so sorry for presuming to offer you guidance, please take back your money and forgive my hubris in wasting your time. and then I read it and I'm like ohh this is great. you got stuck in chapter two didn't you, here let me straighten that out. btw it's lie not lay.

[trinketbug]

"furry inflation" (2024)

[angreav]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣