i be blocking indiscriminately

she/her \\\ 23yo \\\ bisexual I chilled those peaches btw

[memorycycle]

my pet millimeter has been blown away by a gust of wind forever

[balaclava-trismegistus]

follow me on mychart

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Lmao dude your cortisol ain't shittttttt. check out my developmental venous anomaly btw

[yohjimuse]

zoning out in the kitchen waiting for my coffee to brew

[detectivehole]

hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

[straycatj]

ちゃいろネズミつれてかれた…

ちくしょーですよ…

She takes my brown mouse... It's just goddamn

[youreeatingthedog]

Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body) // Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

[Dennis // Female horror protagonists]

[transhuman-priestess]

You can’t get this kind of content anywhere else

[weirdmageddon]

these mfs always looked so appetizing

[weirdmageddon]

fucked up in the crib eating wonder gunki

[tiktaalic]

Word ?

[minecraft]

I'm at a :.|:; for words.

[shodaisatellite]

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[thedupshadove]

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

[phylloy]

To celebrate this Halloween season, my boyfriend and I are participating in my original concept that I like to refer to as American Horror Story: Nightmare. This is where we commit to watching every season concurrently, spinning a wheel to determine the season and watching whatever episode that we happen to have left on.

[scootypuffjr]

[scootypuffjr]

[doublism]

all my haters become satyrs when i gallop through the woodland of success

[rabbitebooks]

in what may at first seem like a camouflaging pattern, the European Hare's speckled fur coat is actually a result of careful dithering; Remarkably optimized creatures, their texture only takes up ~0.2kb when loaded into vram!

[cabinhome]

[felixisfruity]

this is my favourite thing ever

[eilooxara]

[kragehund-est]

run-on sentences aren't real btw, that's a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. "."); but i'm a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy