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[thepixiepojmansky]

A whole feckin' redo of S3: The Final Omen

Because we will not accept that our ineffable idiots died in the most inane and avoidable way possible.

Buckle up, sweet-cheeks. This is a 187,788-word-long fic in 29 delectable chapters of angst, smut, treason and a happy ending.

The Final Omen

Nearly a year after returning to Heaven as Supreme Archangel, Aziraphale learns that the Second Coming is no distant prophecy but an active and deadly project. This time, Heaven intends to succeed, and Aziraphale has been tasked with delivering it.

Hell has already made its move. A new Antichrist has been planted, not in a human but in a demon, a choice calculated to destabilise Heaven’s certainty from the inside out.

And, of course, Aziraphale and Crowley are not speaking.

What passed between them before the separation still lingers, unresolved and unspoken, and both will work independently to stop the Second Coming and save the imperfect world they have spent millennia protecting.

A story about rebellion, perfection and loss, and the dangerous hope that love, even delayed, might still change the ending.

Oh. And there's a baby too.

[reading-writing-revolution]

[why-yes-i-am-an-adult]

This monument in Kazakhstan makes me so emotional.

5 people linked hands to save the dog, but there are only 4 in the statue...

so you can be the fifth

[natalieironside]

Shout out to trans women who aren’t computer scientists or musicians or avant-garde artists or whatever.

Shout-out to tgirls who work at Taco Bell. Thank u queen, society would collapse without you

[snkrfnd]

Over twenty years ago my big brother got me a job at a Taco Bell in the St. Louis suburbs-West County. He warned me that it was the “gay Taco Bell”, but since I was coming from the “gay Howard Johnson’s” I wasn’t shocked. It turns out it was the black trans women Taco Bell complete with black trans women in management. And they’d worked out an arrangement with the local teen Narcotics Anonymous group so that twice a week we would shut down the drive thru and the dining room and exclusively serve 60+ teens in various stages of recovery. And many of the women I worked with were in various stages of being out or transitioning and they were from all generations from teens to over 50. One woman I worked with had a regular corporate job presenting as a man 9-5 Mon-Fri and then came to Taco Bell and worked 6pm -2am Friday and Saturday night so she could be herself surrounded by other black transwomen in those stolen weekends. And we had customers come from all over the metro area because they knew they could be themselves in the dining room. I only worked there from 1999-2001 but for young me, this was a vital, formative experience. Some of the girls came from north city all the way out to the “gay Taco Bell” on Manchester in west county because they heard it was safe to work there. Like- I know times have changed but they haven’t changed much in 20 years. I’m still convinced that for lgbt youth, finding a job at your city’s version of the “gay Taco Bell” is key to survival.

[natalieironside]

Thank u for sharing this with us

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[defilerwyrm]

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

[redscharlach]

Going to stupid bed at a stupid reasonable hour for my stupid mental health.

[i-am-a-fish]

sometimes, after a long day of being awake, I'll just crawl into my bed and go to sleep. it's very enjoyable but everything in moderation I always say

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

[teathattast]

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

[raedear]

Oh help

[kiayla]

GOATS IN COATS

GOATS IN COATS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 They gotta stay warm! <3

[malkon-dova]

AAAAAARRGHHHHH GET THEM OFF OF ME

[henrykathman]

Thanks to my brother for telling me about this story. [Alt text below]

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows

Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in different ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

[Alt Text: Original comic created by cooltimeonline. A man laying on a therapist's couch, talking to the logo of the Guardian, "Oh the Guardian, I'm just feeling real low." The Tv shows a picture of the cow from the article and responds, "COW TOOLS CONFIRMED," gaining the man's attention, who says, "Oh shit, for real?]

[ladyshinga]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[the-tree-line]

the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago

[the-tree-line]

i’ve become a completely different person like 5 separate times since making those posts and there are STILL people finding them somehow

[egberts]

[collegiatitanica]