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were--ralph

imagine if werewolf knots were square

were--ralph

Blocked. Have a rancid day.

were--ralph

reliand

segamascott

lokaror

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

beefs-art-blog

oh shit look who I just pulled after clocking ninehundred thousand hours on Stewardess Smackdown

hedwyn-here

You ever look at G'raha Tia and just want to just

theconcealedweapon

maarvarq

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

theconcealedweapon

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

tiny-space-whale

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

flower-cute-posts

bought them ironically. now i fluff them before guests arrive. (Found these HERE)

ca-rolinee

finally, furniture for people with taste

alyna-gg

they left the couch to find themselves

#katy

flarhgunnstow

Genuinely disoriented by this one

xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

charlottan

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

balkansoul-deactivated20220924

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

dreadwedge

mature content

romanceyourdemons

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?