Pink&Gentlemanlike

born in 1999, she/her

[pinkgentlemenunicorn]

Found on my way to work.

[andromeda40002019]

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

[shatnerihardlyknowher]

Rb to tell prev you love them ur glad they exist and you’re so happy they’re alive

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[undeadentropy]

This is diabolical. Loud enough to notice, but virtually unidentifiable from a truck in motion. You pop the hood to see what's up and find nothing. You start it up and it doesn't make the noise. You go for a drive and it's fucking back. Psychological torture

[wild-karrde]

Our grumpy sniper boy does a lot of impressive things, but to me, the most impressive thing he does is defy physics.

Excuse me, sir, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I would like to know the coefficient of friction of your ass. Thank you.

[superiorsniper]

You're thinking about my ass? I'm flattered

[wild-karrde]

FOR SCIENCE REASONS, AND THAT IS A VERY IMPORTANT DISTINCTION.

[superiorsniper]

Okay, but if you're gonna examine me "for science," at least take me to dinner first

[wild-karrde]

[littlemissmanga]

"Do the science"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days 😂

[523rdrebel]

I would like to volunteer to examine Crosshair’s ass... for science. Dinner first, of course. 😘

[zishiyao]

After the War of Wrath, Maglor cast the Silmaril into the sea and left his people behind. He wandered alone along the shores of the world, accompanied only by the tides, the birds, and his unending songs of regret.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[noldclante]

I added a post first age version!

(here is the original post)

I like to think that Maglor's hair went white-streaked (inspired by Gwindor). Centuries of grief, guilt & loneliness have worn Maglor down to a shadow of his former self 😔

[qwaqmeharder]

Cooking with imu

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Have you ever read so much fanfiction and consumed so much fanart that you genuinely forgot what canon is?

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[thekimonogallery]

Detail of a 16th century Japanese painting. During this period of Japanese history, noble woen would sit with one knee “standing”. 

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[dodykeahedron]

If the holocaust denialism SOMEHOW wasn't enough for you to shut up about your favourite kids book as an adult; JK Rowling just committed a sex crime IRL against a transgender woman.

When do we start to care.

[littledragonkana]

Komisches Brot.

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[hi-im-ryn]

[shedoescalcforfunsies]

Reblog with the places parts of your soul got left

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on