glue eatery

24f / Flesh and Blood gamer;;; fighting game partaker;;; glue connoisseur. mostly shitposting and leftist propaganda with some tcg stuff.

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[dragongirlvenom]

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

[adamtotscomix]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[datsderbunnyblog]

3rd place in a 1v1 🥀

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[stitchposts]

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[toskarin]

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

Here's my attempt at making a generic Y2K dance song that would've made me 1 billion dollars in the year 2003 but makes me zero dollars in the year 2026

[lillie-garden]

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

[helpeverythingiscats]

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

[lillie-garden]

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

[finalgirlcock]

me today

[princessdraconic]

START USING CONQUERING GOD-EMPRESS LANGUAGE: INSTEAD OF "I cleaned my apartment" SAY "I CLEANSED MY FORTRESS OF WEAKNESS AND IMPURITY" INSTEAD OF "My feet hurt from standing all day" SAY "WHY AREN'T YOU MASSAGING MY FEET" INSTEAD OF "I had pasta tonight" SAY "I INDULGED IN THE BOUNTY OF THE FIELDS"

[charl0ttan]

SOME DAY I WILL SEE WHAT SO MANY OTHERS HAVE SEEN IN YOU..

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]