Dankey Bong Bluntry

Dani. 28. Midwestern Theatre gal. Oscar Wilde stan.

[kaasiand]

i love having to pay off walter's cancer treatment of 10100 pokos while dragging the dead bodies of my enemies to jesse's house to dissolve them in hydrofluoric acid

[rrdiner]

me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

[feralratbitesu]

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

[evilscientist3]

[detectivehole]

[muscosus]

[lab-practicum]

fun fact: girls can have computers

[lab-practicum]

fun fact: girls can be computers

[eladoobler]

fun fact: girls can kiss computers

[pipimiofficial]

Twitter is burning down so I’m back here now whatuppppp

[harmonicstupidity]

HANK

TURN ON V-SYNC

HAAAANK

[godkillerbrigade]

aliens (1986) has everything you need in a horror movie. body horror. anticapitalism. cocky butch with big gun. cool robot dude. plot-relevant forklift certification

[pluralwizard]

aliens

[godkillerbrigade]

fuck. shit. i forgot it also has aliens

[romcommunist]

im shooting my shot telepathically if you start giggling out of nowhere and feel flattered that was me

[aliiiiiiice]

bloodborne "prey slaughtered" screen but instead it says "diversity win"

[aliiiiiiice]

[lungthief]

“i wish there was a movie like dead poets society that wasnt so sad :(“ um there is? it’s called school of rock

[raptorific]

jack black could do dead poets society and robin williams could do school of rock

[gabitzart]

Some more Village sketches~

[littlebabypubert]

i made a bong in minexraft

[littlebabypubert]

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

*hits this once*

[normal-horoscopes]

Messing with the new students at secret wizard college by making up spells that aren't real

[normal-horoscopes]

"Tch, you don't even know how to cast Mungus Blast?"

[isopod-evil-form]

What's a Mungus Blast?

[normal-horoscopes]

Wow you don't even know about Mungus Blast

[isopod-evil-form]

Please, I must know what a Mungus Blast is. I beg of you, tell me.

[normal-horoscopes]

Look, if you must know, head down to the archives and ask the Hovering Orb of Knowledge what a Mungus Blast is. Make sure you ask really loud.

[sarkos]

[sudra]

CDC says vaccinated people can take the old blood again “in careful moderation”

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real

[cuteitem-deactivated20220720]

Damn girl your some kind of wretched beast