Pistachio Hardly Writes

WWE, Pentatonix, marvel, and dragon age nut 👌🏻👌🏻

[mymarifae]

if you don’t like cats you’ve just never experienced the deep and powerful love of a cat that’s chosen you. like if a cat decides it wants to bond with you it’s something that’s so pure and beautiful and unbreakable. cats are made of love and when a cat chooses to love you it will LOVE you. cats are so special and so important. they just pour their whole soul into yours and it’s the kinda love that never leaves you. cats ARE love

[twofingerswhiskey]

my cats attempt to break my door down just to snuggle with me

[randomfandompenguin]

Love

[pistachiostash]

[hundondestiny]

Can these directors please learn to use dark palettes without making all the details in the shots imperceiveable? I can’t fucking see!!!

[vivaciousarcanist]

the characters: go into a darker room me:

[hundondestiny]

this is by far the funniest thing tht could have been added to this post

[electronictragedy]

More like

[graham-folger]

I fixed it

[hundondestiny]

incredible

[crimsonnskiess]

There we go.

[mothpile]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[isa-ghost]

God fucking damn it

[slugzone]

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

buddy

bud

pal

neighbor

*australian voice* mate

*cowboy voice* partner

[shrikestrike]

don’t forget

*strong Russian accent like Siberian winter* COMRADE

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

*Harsh demonic voice* MORTAL

[paranoid-starscream-deactivated]

*metallic voice* FELLOW DECEPTICON

[bellaxiao]

Self-defense? He’s 6 years old ffs…I can’t

[daughterofthestars]

More infuriating info:

The boy is autistic

The boy and his father were in a truck

The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed

ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHER’S FIANCE

They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didn’t know there was a child in the truck

They fired “no less than 18 rounds” into the truck

The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times.

There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific.

[genericdubstep]

50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or can’t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too.

Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly.

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!! UNMUTE!!

[coughloop]

[animyuls]

[foghedgehog]

Rejection and humility faces

[coughloop]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[astrology-hell]

Someone: “You can’t fix this”

Libra:

[01101010-01100100]

me, horrified: cool

[sapphicavo]

The Signs As Nasty Candies

Aries: candy corn

Taurus: necco wafers

Gemini: good and plenty

Cancer: dots

Leo: whoppers

Virgo: black jelly beans

Libra: mounds

Scorpio: black licorice

Sagittarius: any banana flavored candy

Capricorn: snow caps

Aquarius: circus peanuts

Pisces: raisinetes

[pistachiostash]

OKAY MOUNDS ARE THE BOMB AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON JT

[zeldastrologyy]

Made my own version because op’s picks were… Questionable lol. Check your sun or Venus signs.

[pistachiostash]

Well shit, you right 😂

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent

background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off

[cockyhorror]

[tomftholland]

also

[wadey-wilson]

[angel-starbeam]

This will never get old.

[whatwouldjessusdo]

Kinda works

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[massive-muscle-freaks-deactivat]

I really hope no one that follows me is like this but for real, if you are, please unfollow.

[hypnoticsymbiosis]

Ditto

[fairyfuckablefrats]

In case you didn’t get the message, if you’re into kids unfollow me; if you’re not into kids, reblog this!!!

[gaylatex724-deactivated20180529]

Buh bye, no thanks

[buggyeyes]

Csa survivor with zero time, patience, or tolerance for pedos/MAPs/apologists/whateverthefuck you sick fucks are calling yourselves.

[black-femme-goddess]

Unfollow me right the fuck now!!!!

[missheis]

Beep beep trash cleaning day.

[blackwolfmajik]

I hope this doesn’t apply to any of my followers, but if it does: kindly get mental help and GTFO.

[kidorakido-deactivated20231116]

I hope that none of my Totoros are like this, but if so, just in case: pls get yourself mental help.

(When I was 7-8 y/o I was sexually harassed by a pedophile so I know what I’m talkin’ about. Knowing someone like that could be following me here creeps me out.)

[bransuggestionurl]

Unfollow me you natsy pedophiles

[venomdoves]

If there are any people into kids following me feel free to go set yourself on fire

[meemotrash]

Get the fuck off my page if this applies to you

[slytherin-girlfriend]

Spring cleaning. Get the fuck off our page.

[secretkeeper007]

Fuck off if you’re a map, pedo, in any way are attracted to children, or support these people.

[lifeofaschooler]

I literally run a blog about a children’s show, so unfollow me ASAP if this applies to you

[winx-canons]

^^ I accidentally reblogged this on the wrong account. Still, same applies!

[tuxedo-beanz]

oh shit i actually lost a follower. disgusting.

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

I married the girl I wrote this about and if that isn’t hope for you almost 1 milllion thirsty motherfuckers idk what is

[xx0ct0-m4rzxx]

Wait did this

[xx0ct0-m4rzxx]

Did this really happen

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

Facts

[glutenfreetitty]

Reblog for good luck