Pixel's hole of garbage

Why are you here?

[pomfypanda]

Drawing furries is a female trait. Go back to hauling wood with the boys

this is by far one of the best anons I’ve received

[your-pal-crow]

can't post anything on here huh

[pomfypanda]

im so sorry my followers are such messy slutty bottoms

[montereybayaquarium]

🚨THIS IS NOT A KRILL!🚨

#SeaOtterAwarenessWeek starts on Sunday—fur real!

[flowerinaflame]

[bogleech]

This is the funniest and most thoughtful I’ve ever seen an organization use a meme and it’s good people with good goals who don’t just want your money on top of it

[imnotoverlyobsessive]

For those of you who aren’t aware the Monterey Bay Aquarium is actually a really cool place!

• they are non-profit

• they have a living kelp forest!

• it focuses on local ocean wildlife

• they were the first aquarium to get a great white shark to eat and they are the only public aquarium to display a great white shark for more than sixteen days

• they have a seafood watch program where they promote sustainable seafood

• they are actively fighting against ocean pollution

So yeah support them, they’re awesome and I love them

[satan-666s-stuff]

They also have a tumblr @montereybayaquarium

[unlettered-heathen]

It looks like there’s-

there’s m-

there’s many bene-

[fortinbrasftw]

Kid Pix just became pubic domain, so the remade (but pretty much exactly the same) version is now available here. It's uh, wild, highly recommend checking it out not only for the wonderful nostalgia but you can legit make some incredible looking stuff!

FIND IT HERE

[pixelperfectofficial]

E

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

I'm Shmack'd

[sewerangelnextdoor]

[cicadiabroth]

One sip of this and your batteries corrode

[pixelperfectofficial]

Can we talk about how he never drinks any of it??

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[sage-hendricks]

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

honestly my favorite 4chan post

[gservitor]

Same energy.

[clearcutcasualty]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[theaxonthatsaltered]

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

[insertcommonnoun]

toilet punger

[alfredo-zauce]

I’m fucking DYING

[pixelperfectofficial]

I remember the dawn of this website. I remember the dawn of this post. I remember.

You’re all going to burn in hell for your sins and I don’t even believe in a sky daddy

[pissvortex]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mmm haha

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

ahaha mmmm

[hustlerose]

dr pepper

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

mm ahaha mmm

[hustlerose]

mmmm

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

haha mm

[hustlerose]

mm ha mmmmm hahaha

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

Ever since that Steven universe smut blog turned out to be a republican senator I knew I’d never leave this hell site. You just don’t get drama like that anywhere else

im sorry What

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the way they just dropped this bomb and did not follow up. king

[wumblr]

so i dug into this…

although they did send this ask to multiple people, someone in the comments suggested it was senator mike folmer (resigned in 2019)

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2019/09/after-former-pa-sen-folmers-arrest-experts-discuss-social-medias-role-in-child-porn-investigations.html

the email address that senator mike folmer used to sign up for tumblr was [email protected]

did you know you can look users up by email if you go to your following page? i didn’t lol but if you enter his address

you get a snarky message from tumblr staff about your choice to follow the account they closed for child pornography run by a US senator, which was hoser44… of course, all the posts are gone

however, if you enter hoser44.tumblr.com into the wayback machine, there are results

verdict:

inconclusive. mike folmer did not run a steven universe blog. he ran a MILF blog, which was shut down for posting child pornography. perhaps the anon is referring to a different republican senator…?

[unclefather]

HELLO?????

[everythingfox]

fox scratches

[demilypyro]

The concept of a catholic school is unfamiliar to me. What do you learn there? Holy math? Christian physics? Homophobia?

[thedudefromdownunder]

unfortunately you are correct

[demilypyro]

Oh

[sharkie-19]

I sketched this out at my favorite coffee shop today. (And colored it at home)

[ruinedchildhood]

[pixelperfectofficial]

now now now

You had to get Netflix by Mail then make your OWN bootlegs

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

Mood.

[animatedtext]